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#9383 - 24 May 06 23:30 I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
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Registered: 25 May 06
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I am truly sorry gentlemen for treating you the way I have the past couple of days. See I have been under some pressure at home, I am having problems in the bedroom if you know what I mean and even though I talk tough and put on my fake military uniform it is still not working, Just the feel of the unifom usually gets me up and going but lately it is just not enough. Please understand that all the fat girls are counting on me for their income and they have children to feed so please give them break and go easy on me for a few days so I can feel like a man again and I can get it up and these fat girls can make enough whore money off of me to feed their kids. Please guys let me be a man again.

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#9384 - 24 May 06 23:44 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
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PB is apologizing to FAGgangbangers? I don't think so! kiss my shits! that's real the PB gonna say to you all gangbangers!
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#9385 - 24 May 06 23:58 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
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Kuku, these gangbangers need to be deported to where they belong! expart forum! we don't need a gang here!

JakChat NETCOP says : "Why do they need a gang to join JakChat? because they are scared to fight alone. they have small dicks, and no balls. remember the ALAMO? who stomped whos ass? here is what needs to be done. send all the fagboys back legal or not to expart forum. put up the new fence, set out land mines every 2 feet. all over the JakChat. get rid of these scumbag faggots, and set back and watch the fire works.

OK FAGBOYS. QUIT SUCKIN THE DICK, AND COME GET YOUR MOMA. IM FUCKING HER IN HER FAT TACO SMELLING ASS. I MIGHT HAVE TO THROW A BURRITO OUT IN THE FRONT YARD TO GET RID OF HER. IF HER FAT ASS WILL EVEN GO SIDE WAYS OUT THE DOOR. fucking fagboys scum!"
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#9386 - 25 May 06 00:11 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
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Registered: 25 May 06
Posts: 8
Loc: UK
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Kuku, these gangbangers need to be deported to where they belong! expart forum! we don't need a gang here!

JakChat NETCOP says : "Why do they need a gang to join JakChat? because they are scared to fight alone. they have small dicks, and no balls. remember the ALAMO? who stomped whos ass? here is what needs to be done. send all the fagboys back legal or not to expart forum. put up the new fence, set out land mines every 2 feet. all over the JakChat. get rid of these scumbag faggots, and set back and watch the fire works.

OK FAGBOYS. QUIT SUCKIN THE DICK, AND COME GET YOUR MOMA. IM FUCKING HER IN HER FAT TACO SMELLING ASS. I MIGHT HAVE TO THROW A BURRITO OUT IN THE FRONT YARD TO GET RID OF HER. IF HER FAT ASS WILL EVEN GO SIDE WAYS OUT THE DOOR. fucking fagboys scum!"
With all that "Class" you show as above I can see you would be quite a catch as a partner for a would be doctor.

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#9387 - 25 May 06 00:14 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
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Hey sausage master wanna be, your game is dumb boring! Why don't you just busying yourself find your micro dick between that pig wrinkle legs.

I give you hint.....See the dot at your nickname?!
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#9388 - 25 May 06 00:17 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
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Registered: 25 May 06
Posts: 8
Loc: UK
Lalna, You talk in your posts about a bf you have I think from the States. Have you told him about this website and has he seen your posts here? What does he think about the way you act here? Oh you have not told him eh?

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#9389 - 25 May 06 00:23 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
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Yes, I told him and yes he has seen my posts. Now, you want to know what he thinks about scumback like you are?!?!
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#9390 - 25 May 06 00:25 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
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Registered: 25 May 06
Posts: 8
Loc: UK
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Yes, I told him and yes he has seen my posts. Now, you want to know what he thinks about scumback like you are?!?!
If you are going to insult do it correctly, it is Scumbag , not Scumback

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#9391 - 25 May 06 00:28 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
Lulu Offline
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Whatever, why it's matter?! As long as you understand it, and I think you are because you are indeed the one!
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#9392 - 25 May 06 00:38 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
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Registered: 25 May 06
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Loc: UK
What you put in writing matters, if you make a contract to sell something for 100 dollars a piece and you put 10 dollars a piece then the person buying signs the contract for you to deliver at 10 dollars a piece and later when you complained I assume you would not mind if he used you excuse of "it does not matter"? Everything in writing matters. I saw on one of the threads here back months ago that this tourist from Australia accused you of being a man masquerading as a girl and he did this only because of the way you wrote your english but then I guess that did not matter either?

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#9393 - 25 May 06 01:10 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Now, is it your brain shrinking to your dick size?! This is a FORUM! It's not a writing business forms 101 class, dick head!
So what with a tourist accusing me as a impersonator?! Everyone do mistakes and he has decency to apologize, greater intelectual compare to you and your EF gangs. For sure none of us here need more proof who has more IQ and bigger dick; him? or you and your moronic team mates?!
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#9394 - 25 May 06 01:36 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
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Registered: 25 May 06
Posts: 8
Loc: UK
Yes lest we forget about the Slut Bitch that accused 3 of being only 1, now if you want to talk low IQ's that Slut Bitch could not even distinguish in 3 very different and very distinct writing styles. And we sure did not see any apology come from her did we? No just some more of that "high class" verbal abuse that flows from her. I am sure she will make a good wife for the "doctor to be" to be truly proud of.

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#9395 - 25 May 06 04:59 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage.Master Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Kuku, these gangbangers need to be deported to where they belong! expart forum! we don't need a gang here!

JakChat NETCOP says : "Why do they need a gang to join JakChat? because they are scared to fight alone. they have small dicks, and no balls. remember the ALAMO? who stomped whos ass? here is what needs to be done. send all the fagboys back legal or not to expart forum. put up the new fence, set out land mines every 2 feet. all over the JakChat. get rid of these scumbag faggots, and set back and watch the fire works.

OK FAGBOYS. QUIT SUCKIN THE DICK, AND COME GET YOUR MOMA. IM FUCKING HER IN HER FAT TACO SMELLING ASS. I MIGHT HAVE TO THROW A BURRITO OUT IN THE FRONT YARD TO GET RID OF HER. IF HER FAT ASS WILL EVEN GO SIDE WAYS OUT THE DOOR. fucking fagboys scum!"
With all that "Class" you show as above I can see you would be quite a catch as a partner for a would be doctor.
Did I kick your balls too hard? *ouch*! oops! you don't have balls! I mean your small wee-wee laugh its hurt isn't it...

laugh laugh laugh
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#9396 - 25 May 06 05:19 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Now, is it your brain shrinking to your dick size?! This is a FORUM! It's not a writing business forms 101 class, dick head!
So what with a tourist accusing me as a impersonator?! Everyone do mistakes and he has decency to apologize, greater intelectual compare to you and your EF gangs. For sure none of us here need more proof who has more IQ and bigger dick; him? or you and your moronic team mates?!
Babe, its so pathetic that he is showing more his stinky dumbass! look at him, this fag is faigthing with us laugh
Real man don't fight with a girl!

rock on baby girl..kick his small wee-wee more! and I'll cut a half of it off! and freez it laugh
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#9397 - 25 May 06 06:00 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
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Registered: 29 Mar 06
Posts: 1306
Loc: The Toon
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Now, is it your brain shrinking to your dick size?! This is a FORUM! It's not a writing business forms 101 class, dick head!
So what with a tourist accusing me as a impersonator?! Everyone do mistakes and he has decency to apologize, greater intelectual compare to you and your EF gangs. For sure none of us here need more proof who has more IQ and bigger dick; him? or you and your moronic team mates?!
Babe, its so pathetic that he is showing more his stinky dumbass! look at him, this fag is faigthing with us laugh
Real man don't fight with a girl!

rock on baby girl..kick his small wee-wee more! and I'll cut a half of it off! and freez it laugh
Real men dont fight at all, because they know how utterly pointless it is.
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#9398 - 25 May 06 06:21 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Sad really! It's the trojan horse approach, adopt the disguise of a known persona and try to sneak under the radar!

Truly sad! Must have been a good night on the Bintang! Shame to have wasted good beer on an empty brain!
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#9399 - 25 May 06 07:12 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage.Master Polar Bear:
What you put in writing matters, if you make a contract to sell something for 100 dollars a piece and you put 10 dollars a piece then the person buying signs the contract for you to deliver at 10 dollars a piece and later when you complained I assume you would not mind if he used you excuse of "it does not matter"? Everything in writing matters. I saw on one of the threads here back months ago that this tourist from Australia accused you of being a man masquerading as a girl and he did this only because of the way you wrote your english but then I guess that did not matter either?
Wow Fuck me, why did I bother with all those years in college? Why did I bother with an MBA? Why did I struggle through the Faculty of Economics? I could have done welding at night class, and posted my opinion of the legality of implied contracts on the web like every other dickhead.

Listen dumbo, everything in writing is NOT a contract. Only an uneducated idiot would think that. A contract is an agreement between two parties with a mutual understanding of the outcome. Stop posting, go back to school, and learn something.

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#9400 - 25 May 06 07:14 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage.Master Polar Bear:
I am truly sorry gentlemen for treating you the way I have the past couple of days. See I have been under some pressure at home, I am having problems in the bedroom if you know what I mean and even though I talk tough and put on my fake military uniform it is still not working, Just the feel of the unifom usually gets me up and going but lately it is just not enough. Please understand that all the fat girls are counting on me for their income and they have children to feed so please give them break and go easy on me for a few days so I can feel like a man again and I can get it up and these fat girls can make enough whore money off of me to feed their kids. Please guys let me be a man again.
Wow that was clever. You guys should be in IT!!!! I never thought of putting a dot in someone’s name to replicate the account…..

Pity you were too fucking stupid to replicate the avatar.

KuKu. Please PM me the IP addresses for the Goon Show.

My turn to have some fun…..

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#9401 - 25 May 06 07:26 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Morning Son! Have the tatooed fuckwit fraternity overstepped the mark again?

Never mind, they will spit the dummy soon, not too much fun to be had with people whose english is so bad!
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#9402 - 25 May 06 07:40 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage.Master Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Yes, I told him and yes he has seen my posts. Now, you want to know what he thinks about scumback like you are?!?!
If you are going to insult do it correctly, it is Scumbag , not Scumback
Nope, she meant scumback. The scum left on your back after your mates have been puppy humping you. Problaby the nearest you get to being wanted..... smile

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#9403 - 25 May 06 07:46 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage.Master Polar Bear:
I am truly sorry gentlemen for treating you the way I have the past couple of days. See I have been under some pressure at home, I am having problems in the bedroom if you know what I mean and even though I talk tough and put on my fake military uniform it is still not working, Just the feel of the unifom usually gets me up and going but lately it is just not enough. Please understand that all the fat girls are counting on me for their income and they have children to feed so please give them break and go easy on me for a few days so I can feel like a man again and I can get it up and these fat girls can make enough whore money off of me to feed their kids. Please guys let me be a man again.
I am actually sorry.

I am sorry that modern medicine keeps half wits alive.

I am sorry that my taxes paid to feed these goons alive.

I am sorry that euthanasia laws don’t allow me to eradicate vermin.

I am sorry that I am not in JKT right now so I could have a word with them in private (I will get my time, I always do)

I am sorry that they are under the impression that they are equal.

But most of all I am sorry for Indonesia, having to put up with a bunch of uneducated assholes. I can assure you that back home in the UK you would not hear a peep out of these tossers. They think they are big guys in a land where the average height is 5ft. They are really very small (and unwanted) boys.

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#9404 - 25 May 06 09:04 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
Lulu Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
[QUOTE]
Listen dumbo, everything in writing is NOT a contract. Only an uneducated idiot would think that. A contract is an agreement between two parties with a mutual understanding of the outcome. Stop posting, go back to school, and learn something.
I think he doesn't pass the business law 101 too! :p
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#9405 - 25 May 06 09:04 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
Ck, ck, ck, I feel sorry why this creature still alive.
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#9406 - 25 May 06 09:08 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
Laluna babe, can u see he's digging all the old stories in JakChat, he got nothing else to do, guess he's old granpa with no teeth sitting in front of computer all day long and night.
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#9407 - 25 May 06 09:12 Re: I am sorry to Daoneyesnake, Fred Floggle and my Master the Dominator
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Yeah, with one box full of viagra on the desk. He even couldn't manage to get hard on just to jerk off.
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