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#9052 - 22 May 06 14:23 Word Cup Letter
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
Dear Wife, Partner, Girlfriend

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without any distractions. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put your clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces at my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me more upset and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, FA Cup, etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.
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#9053 - 02 Jun 06 12:28 Re: Word Cup Letter
mal-indo Offline
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Registered: 12 Feb 06
Posts: 55
Loc: malaysia & jakarta
i did not know that u r a football fan. so who do u think will win? 1 good tips just bet on every game on taking if you know what i mean. If the others side give you just take it. end of the whole game u will win more than u lose.

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#9054 - 02 Jun 06 12:35 Re: Word Cup Letter
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Registered: 29 Mar 06
Posts: 1306
Loc: The Toon
My prediction....
Owen & Co (England) out before/at the Quarter Finals

Argentina v Brazil in the Final
Argies to win 4-2.....here's hoping anyway...I got $10 NZD on it!
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#9055 - 02 Jun 06 12:42 Re: Word Cup Letter
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Japan v Australia a draw (neither side wants to win and go agianst Brazil.

Brazil will hammer Argentina, and anyone else who gets in the way..... smile

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#9056 - 02 Jun 06 12:47 Re: Word Cup Letter
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Dont care so long as Engerlund get gubbed early!
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#9057 - 02 Jun 06 13:04 Re: Word Cup Letter
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
I love Owen, he's so cute smile
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#9058 - 02 Jun 06 13:11 Re: Word Cup Letter
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
I love Zidane, he's very cool and strong wink wink wink

I'm with Franch and Brazil club
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#9059 - 02 Jun 06 14:54 Re: Word Cup Letter
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Dont care so long as Engerlund get gubbed early!
I heard this all through the Rugby World Cup.
I heard this all through the last Ashes test (cricket for Dilli)
We might just kick a few arses.

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#9060 - 03 Jun 06 09:29 Re: Word Cup Letter
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
The latest on the Anti Engerlund campaign from Scotland!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/5040922.stm
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#9061 - 03 Jun 06 10:14 Re: Word Cup Letter
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Good evening all! must be morning over there huh!
smoochez oildude! whats goin' here!

Mr. Sexy sausage..whats goin' on with you? what kind of avatar is that? thats not the Polar Bear I know...put that big sausage back on honey!
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#9062 - 03 Jun 06 10:51 Re: Word Cup Letter
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
hey babe! that recipe for 6-pack abs you gave me is a crock! already more than a week, and still nothing! i'm going back to doing sit-ups!
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#9063 - 03 Jun 06 10:52 Re: Word Cup Letter
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Hey Digga,

Same old shit except its Saturday! Typical Jakarta, Banyak Macet and smog! Think I'll stay at home.
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#9064 - 03 Jun 06 11:01 Re: Word Cup Letter
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
hey babe! that recipe for 6-pack abs you gave me is a crock! already more than a week, and still nothing! i'm going back to doing sit-ups!
Hey honey! LOL...smoochez! I miss you the whole a lot!
LOL..its because you didn't use the blueberries!
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#9065 - 03 Jun 06 11:04 Re: Word Cup Letter
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Hey Digga,

Same old shit except its Saturday! Typical Jakarta, Banyak Macet and smog! Think I'll stay at home.
But this is saturday, why still macet? I do think so you need to stay at home! no more hole drilling ok,..its weekend! relax..
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#9066 - 03 Jun 06 11:35 Re: Word Cup Letter
Dilli Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Everyone is shopping! Metro Pondok Indah is backed up for about two cliks, I need to stay at home for a day or two, pissed off travelling so much! There are umpteen things I have not done for weeks that I need to catch up on, like tidying my room and filing shit! Ho Hum....
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#9067 - 03 Jun 06 11:43 Re: Word Cup Letter
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
... like tidying my room and filing shit!
wuhu!! party animal!!!
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#9068 - 03 Jun 06 11:45 Re: Word Cup Letter
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
Hiyaaa...kuku and dilli *smooch*

I feel bored in the jungle frown
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#9069 - 03 Jun 06 11:50 Re: Word Cup Letter
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Hiyaaa...kuku and dilli *smooch*

I feel bored in the jungle frown
well, you could help dilli tidy his room.
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#9070 - 03 Jun 06 12:03 Re: Word Cup Letter
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Good evening all! must be morning over there huh!
smoochez oildude! whats goin' here!

Mr. Sexy sausage..whats goin' on with you? what kind of avatar is that? thats not the Polar Bear I know...put that big sausage back on honey!
hi wd sweety, if you're not here..the all guys felt alonely....so plz, don't go lagi ya smile
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#9071 - 03 Jun 06 12:22 Re: Word Cup Letter
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Room has been tidied, filing done, now putting all DVD's into alphabetical order. After that I'll probably iron my oragami collection!

Yawn! Boredom strikes again!
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#9072 - 03 Jun 06 12:24 Re: Word Cup Letter
Lulu Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Hello everyone! Waaaaa....my darling sista WD! How are you babe? *mwaaahhh* Check you email please....

*smoochez* to all!
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#9073 - 03 Jun 06 12:26 Re: Word Cup Letter
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Room has been tidied, filing done, now putting all DVD's into alphabetical order. After that I'll probably iron my oragami collection!
wow! talk about mr. excitement!
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#9074 - 03 Jun 06 13:03 Re: Word Cup Letter
Dilli Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Just realised I have enough toe-nail clippings to mount and frame! One exquisite specimen is dated 1986. Ah the joys of solitude!
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#9075 - 03 Jun 06 16:55 Re: Word Cup Letter
Ena Offline
Member*

Registered: 26 Nov 05
Posts: 765
Loc: Sydney
Now THATS art!
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#9076 - 03 Jun 06 20:28 Re: Word Cup Letter
Dilli Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Hey Ena,

Thats nothing, everything that has come out of my nostrils for the past ten years has been incoroporated into a sculpture. I do not yet know what to call it!
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