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#8721 - 14 May 06 11:34 dead bear
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the bear had it coming to him:

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#8722 - 14 May 06 12:20 Re: dead bear
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Where ever did you find such an outrageous photo! Kind of made my day though!
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#8723 - 14 May 06 12:23 Re: dead bear
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Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Where ever did you find such an outrageous photo! Kind of made my day though!
it was sent in anonymously by some bloke wearing a dress and speaking a strange english dialect.
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#8724 - 14 May 06 12:26 Re: dead bear
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Naaaaah....it's on the yahoo most email stories!
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#8725 - 14 May 06 12:26 Re: dead bear
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I owe him one. Thats the last we have seen from that furry white fucker! (Last heard of cudddling up to a 21 year old Japanese chubby)
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#8726 - 14 May 06 12:33 Re: dead bear
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Ugh....that remind me that he owe me a dinner! Naaahhh...doesn't matter, I don't like salmon anyway!
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#8727 - 14 May 06 12:34 Re: dead bear
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i love sushi! wink
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#8728 - 14 May 06 12:38 Re: dead bear
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You love susi's sushi?! smile
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#8729 - 14 May 06 12:43 Re: dead bear
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Sushi it's nice, but too much it's not good for you...The polar bear has main diet on salmon and fatty japanese sushi for dessert, look what happen to him now!
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#8730 - 14 May 06 12:53 Re: dead bear
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Should we hold a memorial service!
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#8731 - 14 May 06 13:00 Re: dead bear
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We should! Get your pipes, kilt and hagis ready, bring along the sheep too. I go get my banci custom now. It's the only right way to honour the bear.
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#8732 - 14 May 06 13:01 Re: dead bear
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Dont forget the transvestite dance troupe! Blok M bars should be informed so that they can mourn the loss of income!
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#8733 - 14 May 06 13:07 Re: dead bear
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Ahh, yes! Very thoughtful indeed sir! Okay, I would take care those. smile

Get to go now, there's lots of thing to prepared, we don't want the service get delay, do we?! See ya later
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#8734 - 14 May 06 13:07 Re: dead bear
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We will have a funeral courtege with his carcasse atop Kaki Lima's with banyak ayam on ojeks waving sausages!
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#8735 - 14 May 06 14:45 Re: dead bear
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Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Sushi it's nice, but too much it's not good for you...The polar bear has main diet on salmon and fatty japanese sushi for dessert, look what happen to him now!
you can never have enough sushi ... as long as it's young, clean and tender ...

japanese are very long-lived. that's because of the sushi factor.
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#8736 - 14 May 06 14:48 Re: dead bear
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<img src="http://www.JakChat.com/public/bearsausage.jpg" width=400>

anyone in there want some sausage?
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#8737 - 14 May 06 14:59 Re: dead bear
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there are lots of good uses for a dead polar bear.



would look great on someone's floor.
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#8738 - 14 May 06 15:06 Re: dead bear
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Romancing bear:

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#8739 - 14 May 06 16:23 Re: dead bear
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PB steals Dilli's gal:


<img src="../public/bearsheep.jpg" width=400>
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#8740 - 14 May 06 18:51 Re: dead bear
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thats so cute-but once again whats with the shoes? All porn seemingly has shoes on-even multi species porn!!!
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#8741 - 14 May 06 18:55 Re: dead bear
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The "wellington boots" are necessary so you can stuff the sheeps legs inside the, thus preventing said sheep from escaping! Standard Operating Procedure
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#8742 - 14 May 06 18:56 Re: dead bear
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So you are an avid porn viewer Ena! I would never have though it!
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#8743 - 14 May 06 19:01 Re: dead bear
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yes, she does seem to know an awful lot about it.
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#8744 - 14 May 06 19:19 Re: dead bear
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I for one have never noticed footwear whilst sneeking a peak at a "tittilating movie", normally I would have thought that there were other more interesting things to view. It must be a girl thing!

Ena during movie
"Look she's wearing D&G High Heels

Anyone else watching same movie
"How the f**k can she take that up th A** while she's got a Mou**full of that other guy's c**k and that Orang Utan is playing with her t**s!

PB would be rolling in his grave!
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#8745 - 14 May 06 19:24 Re: dead bear
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Ah well! Satu Lagi calls, F1 - Spanish Grand Prix starts in 1/2 an hour. I will have a chilled Bintang in respect for our departed Arctic Asshole!
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