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#8329 - 05 May 06 21:20 Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time
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How To Satisfy A Man Every Time
Show up naked.

Comments to the Usual Address. (Thank Fuck I am the kind of guy who ignores information like this! Just do enough to get the panties down!)
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#8330 - 05 May 06 21:34 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
How To Satisfy A Man Every Time
Show up naked.
bring beer.
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#8331 - 05 May 06 21:57 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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That's too much.

I am a simple girl and simple pleasure :

sausage wink
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#8332 - 05 May 06 22:19 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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To be definite....
Ready for eat anytime sausage?
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#8333 - 06 May 06 10:10 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time?
for jokgirl...
let me to shake and lick your sausaga every time..every minute and every second..
smile wink :p and don't ever banned me to did everything whatever I want.. smile
that's really make jokgirl satisfy.. wink
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#8334 - 06 May 06 10:20 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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Bit early to be licking sausage JG! What were you doing last night?
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#8335 - 06 May 06 10:34 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
How To Satisfy A Man Every Time
Show up naked
That's SO VERY me :p
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#8336 - 06 May 06 10:36 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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OK baby, bend over and spread them!
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#8337 - 06 May 06 11:43 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
How To Satisfy A Man Every Time
Show up naked
That's SO VERY me :p
Naked and wet.... :p
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#8338 - 06 May 06 11:49 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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Banjir preferred:)
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#8339 - 06 May 06 11:57 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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Ah, Dilli like Indonesian floods, eh?!

Hi Dilli....saturday *smooch* for you.
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#8340 - 07 May 06 10:13 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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Dilli like anything that could be banjir smile
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#8341 - 07 May 06 10:30 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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Warm, moist, welcoming, dripping, all of these constitute banjir to me! Lickable!
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#8342 - 07 May 06 10:55 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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Meant to ask you Kuku, whats with Gina the Chubby Private Dick!

Seems a bit at odds with a chat site where presumably everyone is cheating or pretending!

100% confidentiality guaranteed! (POsted on a web site of your choice)

The mates at the pub, the other mothers at the school, the gossiping maids, the execs at the office and even the ladies guzzling gin at the bazaar meet won’t have a clue as to what’s really going on in your life! (never mind the jaga's and drivers)


So what is it that I do?

"I operate with a wide spectrum of people, locals and expats, men and women alike who have joined forces with me to get YOU the truth you deserve. My team is also comprised of local surveillance experts who spend the majority of their time eating at roadside food outlets, sleeping in buses while following and watching suspected cheaters hunting ayam and doing the horizontal slide.

I operate successfully in any socio-economic environment, especially Blok M, regardless of where the Cheater goes.


**Serious Inquiries Only - (You cannot be serious with a name like gina_the_chubby@mailpanda.com )

Brilliant!
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#8343 - 07 May 06 14:42 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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Hey I LOVE chubby girls.

Gina, please investigate me. I can be a bad Polar Bear... smile

Or I pay you to get the dirt on Dilli.....

(Extra if the photos show him with a sheep.)

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#8344 - 07 May 06 18:20 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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I knew it, Gina must be one of PB's girls :p
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#8345 - 07 May 06 18:34 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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She also pays for advertising on this website!
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#8346 - 07 May 06 20:29 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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So quiet now frown
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#8347 - 07 May 06 20:32 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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wuhu! ruby has a sexy new avatar!
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#8348 - 07 May 06 20:33 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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Hiiiiiiiiihhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhoooooooooooheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehuuuuuuuuuuu....
There....not queit again right? smile

Wowwww, Ruby babe you put your pic! Hello pretty!
*Smooch*
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#8349 - 07 May 06 20:35 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Meant to ask you Kuku, whats with Gina the Chubby Private Dick!

Seems a bit at odds with a chat site where presumably everyone is cheating or pretending!
cheating? speak for yourself! wink

yep, "gina" is for real, so watch your back!! laugh
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#8350 - 07 May 06 20:50 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Hey I LOVE chubby girls.

Gina, please investigate me. I can be a bad Polar Bear... smile

Or I pay you to get the dirt on Dilli.....

(Extra if the photos show him with a sheep.)
Quote:
cheating? speak for yourself!

yep, "gina" is for real, so watch your back!!
Hey Gina, do you have job opening? Would love to join your force.
Especially if comes to Polar Bear investigation smile
Could help you too with Dilli and the sheep wink
If you see this, give me words......
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#8351 - 07 May 06 21:58 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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Ruby never looked like that when I met her, she was, hmm- kind of frumpy in an ugly way, charming personality, but not as beautiful as the woman in the avatar! Wish I had paid more attention!
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#8352 - 07 May 06 22:33 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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Then you met someone else using my name :p
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#8353 - 07 May 06 22:42 Re: Pleasure for Both Sexes-A Simple Guide
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I should pay more attention! I should pay more attention! I should pay more attention! I should pay more attention!
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