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#7785 - 01 May 06 14:12 Chocolate is better than Sex
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Why is chocolate better than sex?

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

9. You can have chocolate on your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

11. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

14. Good chocolate is easy to find.

15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

18. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
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#7786 - 01 May 06 14:21 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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but chcolate..can make us be horny always..
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#7787 - 01 May 06 14:26 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Side effect for you Cherry wink
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#7788 - 01 May 06 16:20 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Originally posted by rubyenda:
Side effect for you Cherry wink
too much chocolate..make me too sensitive wink
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#7789 - 01 May 06 16:35 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Rules of Chocolate....
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.

But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
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#7790 - 01 May 06 16:52 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Kumar!!! How have u been?
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#7791 - 01 May 06 16:56 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Quote:
Originally posted by cherry:
but chcolate..can make us be horny always..
Then you know why guys give you chocolates as presents.

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#7792 - 01 May 06 16:57 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Hi, Had been to home town for few weeks..
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#7793 - 01 May 06 17:11 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
Quote:
Originally posted by cherry:
but chcolate..can make us be horny always..
Then you know why guys give you chocolates as presents.
yes I know the reasons why guys always gave me chocolate as presents smile
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#7794 - 01 May 06 17:13 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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hi kumar where have you been..we miss you here... wink
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#7795 - 02 May 06 00:11 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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i will get some chocolate the next visit to pekan for u my dear.

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#7796 - 02 May 06 07:20 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Hmmm... laugh
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#7797 - 02 May 06 07:40 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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mmmmmm choclate G-strings smile
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#7798 - 02 May 06 08:39 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Quote:
Originally posted by cherry:
Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
Quote:
Originally posted by cherry:
but chcolate..can make us be horny always..
Then you know why guys give you chocolates as presents.
yes I know the reasons why guys always gave me chocolate as presents smile
because they are crap in bed, and the chocolate presses the buttons that they can't?? Joke sweety laugh
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#7799 - 02 May 06 12:49 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Ahh..I don't really like chocolate! there's no way that chocolate is better than sex! I don't care if I don't eat chocolate for the whole year as long as I get molested by my dude 3-4 times, at least every other day! seriously..I'm smiling driving all the way to work, though mostly stuck on freeway! still happy :p
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#7800 - 02 May 06 12:54 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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what? a female who thinks sex is better than chocolate?? this is highly suspicious! are you sure you're not lying about your gender? are you sure you aren't carrying a few Y chromosomes around in that delectable bod of yours? are you crossing your legs to cover something up?
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#7801 - 02 May 06 13:10 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Yeah, me wondering too..
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#7802 - 02 May 06 13:13 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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LOL! kuku..I don't really like sweet stuff! don't like candy, don't like cookie, don't like ice cream.
I eat salads, protein shakes with no sugar, fruits, soybeans, vegie soups, power bars with no sugar! organic milk, vegie/organic chips, green tea and a cup of late coffee with organic milk and no sugar in the morning. See..how many times I wrote with no sugar? smile
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#7803 - 02 May 06 13:14 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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sex with choclate = heaven. You can even buy chocolate flavoured canned cream over here. Perfect for those intimate moments....
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#7804 - 02 May 06 13:24 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Yeah, me wondering too..
I don't blame you! I myself wonder about you as well..
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#7805 - 02 May 06 13:26 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Yeah, me wondering too..
I don't blame you! I myself wonder about you as well..
LOL!
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#7806 - 02 May 06 13:28 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Hey laluna babe! how are you doing darlin'? missing you ms.lady! kiss..
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#7807 - 02 May 06 13:31 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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I'm okay babe, at home, just finish my lunch, will go to work again around 2 o'clock. *smoochez*...miss you too...
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#7808 - 02 May 06 13:32 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
LOL! kuku..I don't really like sweet stuff! don't like candy, don't like cookie, don't like ice cream.
I eat salads, protein shakes with no sugar, fruits, soybeans, vegie soups, power bars with no sugar! organic milk, vegie/organic chips, green tea and a cup of late coffee with organic milk and no sugar in the morning. See..how many times I wrote with no sugar? smile
No wonder those legs look so yummy.

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#7809 - 02 May 06 13:37 Re: Chocolate is better than Sex
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Loc: disana-disini
I'm feeling weird today, my assistant was sick last friday and I think I got some shit from her and also got too much sun in Santa Barbara, roller blading at the beach all day. Need a tablet so that I can sleep better..

Okie babe, bed time! don't work too hard ya..xoxo
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