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#7763 - 29 Apr 06 23:07 Bule Looking for Wife
Dilli Offline
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Brilliant -He is a Total Twat

http://scot.8k.com/lookingforawoman.htm

What more is there to say! Sorry to mention he is Scottish! (Still a twat)
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#7764 - 29 Apr 06 23:16 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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um the bit that worries me is the ok for pre pubescent kids ( daughters) but not older boys....hmmmmmmm....
he says holidays and cars are not easy to afford on welfare..is this guy somesort of scottish ali g? Or Borat Kazakastan ???
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#7765 - 29 Apr 06 23:17 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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its a christian single site is it?
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#7766 - 30 Apr 06 19:26 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Brilliant -He is a Total Twat

http://scot.8k.com/lookingforawoman.htm

What more is there to say! Sorry to mention he is Scottish! (Still a twat)
He looks a bit like you Dilli.

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#7767 - 30 Apr 06 19:53 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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i'm not sure the fellow's a twat myself; he just seems like some fucked up guy trapped in a fucked up society with no way out. i think he's more a sad case than a twat ...
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#7768 - 30 Apr 06 19:54 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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Ruby, Lalune, here is your big chance to bag a Scotsman......

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#7769 - 30 Apr 06 21:08 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
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NO WAY JOSE!
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#7770 - 01 May 06 00:01 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Brilliant -He is a Total Twat

http://scot.8k.com/lookingforawoman.htm

What more is there to say! Sorry to mention he is Scottish! (Still a twat)
[/QUOTE

laugh kelihatannya seperti bule over confindence.. smile
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#7771 - 01 May 06 04:14 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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Hilarious! Scary and hilarious! I just can't take this seriously, this has got to be a windup, where the hell did that guy steal that dodgy beard from?

Morning all!
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#7772 - 01 May 06 07:10 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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Good Sunday evening (almost) everyone! must be Monday down there! *smoochez*

....huu"magpie"ugggs...
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#7773 - 01 May 06 07:13 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
NO WAY JOSE!
hey babe, thats my term wink

How are you hot babe? how was the weekend?
Just got home from SB.....
Missing you Ms.Lady!

Gotta hit the gym,...need to work on this ass! and my abs, been eating like a pig in SB..

See you in couple hrs guys...
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#7774 - 01 May 06 07:50 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Good Sunday evening (almost) everyone! must be Monday down there! *smoochez*

....huu"magpie"ugggs...
Awww such a nice greeting on a monday morning (which suck big time in my humble opinion) Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggs back to you sweetness, hope you are having a great day, pleased you are working on your ass for my L.A. arrival! laugh
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#7775 - 01 May 06 08:11 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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Anyway, back to topic....... This guy said

1. I am not adverse to introducing a bit of polygamy

(Bet you the local constabulary would have something to say about this.)

2.Education: Obviously, I am a highly educated person

(and obviously you are an arrogant wan.....)

3. A woman reading this and able to send me emails can assume that the chances are that she is smart enough for my requirements.

(oh you pillock, how many women around the world could read this and respond. I bet his inbox is overflowing with 1000's of russians and ayams tring to secure their white man... )


5. My ideal woman's non-pregnant waist size should be inches slimmer than mine please (her waist should be no bigger than 34 inches 86cm maximum and should be at least 6 inches (15cm) smaller than her hips).

(Yes, I believe we all would like to order women that fit our specifications, but this never happens, you get what you get, and you either like or dump it) I am hoping that most of the people reading this guy's site do actually realise what a huge hairy arse this man is.

Ladies of the internet, please realise that this man is not your general representative of Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Newcastle or England. Some of us have more brain cells than you average plant.

Cheers

Magpie
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#7776 - 01 May 06 14:25 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because
she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves
him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.
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#7777 - 01 May 06 16:13 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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Obviously she needs a place to store that returns on the stock market somewhere. It might as well be the boobs. You realise that the boobs are not filled with silicone, rather the Australian plastic notes.

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#7778 - 01 May 06 23:12 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
NO WAY JOSE!
hey babe, thats my term wink

How are you hot babe? how was the weekend?
Just got home from SB.....
Missing you Ms.Lady!

Gotta hit the gym,...need to work on this ass! and my abs, been eating like a pig in SB..

See you in couple hrs guys...
Since when that term become exclusively your? Did you buy the license from Jose? wink
I'm okay babe, hang out with friend, etc. Miss you too..*smooch*
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#7779 - 01 May 06 23:49 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
In JakChat? since this time smile

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga'

Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
women are just so unstable. what's more, they can never accept that men are always right, even when they are wrong. now get back into the kitchen and stop complaining.
NO WAY...jose! :p
Hey babe, was joking! just reminded myself, my friends think I'm obssesed with JOSE, coz every time I say NO WAY..always ended up with JOSE in the end!

Off to work babe, been busy with life wink helping my dude buying house etc. Hope all is well with you..*hugs*
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#7780 - 02 May 06 08:55 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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Loc: The Toon
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
NO WAY JOSE!
hey babe, thats my term wink

And I thought your saying was "no way I pay"!!
laugh wink laugh
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#7781 - 02 May 06 09:52 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
herlow..people! I LOVE YOU!

just got home from work! hungry, tired..and horny! so, will be back! hope all is well with you all....*smoochez*
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#7782 - 02 May 06 13:58 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
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Registered: 02 May 06
Posts: 27
Loc: Jakarta
surely that bloke's website is a wind-up

he's proudly on welfare

claims hes disgustly fat ? but needs more willpower to loose it?

nobody is that sad !

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#7783 - 02 May 06 14:00 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Hey King Will..why are still living in the bottom 5? I mean thailand laugh
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#7784 - 02 May 06 16:11 Re: Bule Looking for Wife
kingwilly Offline
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Registered: 02 May 06
Posts: 27
Loc: Jakarta
thailand's not too bad WD....

my contract not finish yet...

anyways moving to JkT in a few weeks

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