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#7676 - 28 Apr 06 09:04 Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
Magpie Offline
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That I just recieved in my email. I hate this crap. Some parts of it are good, but the overall message is a patronising amount of advice, solely constructed to help you towards god. Feeling like helping myself to a gun cabinet....... anyway for your viewing pleasure.

Let it go for 2006.
By T. D. Jakes

There are people who can walk away from you.

And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk
away from you: let them walk.
I don't want you to try to talk another person into
staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to
see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone.

When people can walk away from you let them walk.
Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left.

The Bible said that, they came out from us
that it might be made manifest that they were not for
us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have
continued with us. [1 John 2:19]

People leave you because they are not joined to you.
And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay.

Let them go.


And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just
means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep
trying to raise the dead.

You've got to know when it's dead.

You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something. I've got the gift of good-bye. It's the tenth spiritual gift,
I believe in good-bye. It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm faithful, and I know whatever God means for me to have He'll give it to
me.
And if it takes too much sweat I don't need it. Stop begging people to
stay.

Let them go!!

If you are holding on to something that doesn't belong
to you and was never intended for your life, then you need to......

LET IT GO!!!

If you are holding on to past hurts and pains .....

LET IT GO!!!

If someone can't treat you right, love you back, and
see your worth.....

LET IT GO!!!

If someone has angered you .........

LET IT GO!!!

If you are holding on to some thoughts of evil and revenge......

LET IT GO!!!

If you are involved in a wrong relationship or addiction......

LET IT GO!!!

If you are holding on to a job that no longer meets your needs or
talents .....

LET IT GO!!!

If you have a bad attitude.......

LET IT GO!!!

If you keep judging others to make yourself feel better......

LET IT GO!!!

If you're stuck in the past and God is trying to take

you to a new level in Him......

LET IT GO!!!

If you are struggling with the healing of a broken
relationship.......

LET IT GO!!!

If you keep trying to help someone who won't even try
to help themselves......

LET IT GO!!!

If you're feeling depressed and stressed .......

LET IT GO!!!

If there is a particular situation that you are so
used to handling yourself

and God is saying "take your hands off of it,"

then you need to......

LET IT GO!!!

Let the past be the past. Forget the former things.
GOD is doing a new thing for 2006!!!


LET IT GO!!!


Get Right or Get Left
.. think about it, and then ....

LET IT GO!!!

"The Battleis the Lord's!"

During the next 60 seconds, Stop whatever you are
doing, and take this opportunity. (Literally it is only ONE minute!)

All you have to do is the following:

You simply say "The Lords Prayer" for the person that
sent you this message:

The Lords Prayer


Our Father, who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be Thy Name, Thy Kingdom

Come, Thy Will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we
forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation
but
deliver us from evil.

For Thine is the Kingdom, and the Power, and the
Glory, forever.

Amen.

Next, send this message to everyone you know. In
while, more people will have prayed for you and you would have
obtained a lot of people praying for others!

Next, stop and think and appreciate God's power in
your life, for doing what you know is pleasing to Him.

Jesus said,
If you are ashamed of me,

I will be ashamed of you
before My Father"

If you are not ashamed, send this message...

only if you believe.

"Yes, I love my God. He is my fountain of

Life and My Savior.

He Keeps me going day and night.
Without Him, I am no one.

But with Him, I can do
everything, Christ is my strength."

If you love God and you are not ashamed of all the
great things that
He has done for you send this on.
God loves you and watches over you everyday.
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"People say funny things......."

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#7677 - 28 Apr 06 09:37 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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I look at porn everyday, so when God watches over me everyday, He looks at it as well. Naughty God.

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#7678 - 28 Apr 06 09:39 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
I look at porn everyday, so when God watches over me everyday, He looks at it as well. Naughty God.
on that line, god is also a kiddy watcher, a peeping tom, and he watches me in the shower everyday - poor bloke!
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#7679 - 28 Apr 06 09:39 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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LOL! naughty beli! *smoochez*
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#7680 - 28 Apr 06 09:40 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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#7681 - 28 Apr 06 09:42 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
juminten Offline
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God also watches me doing PB's nude pic in my 45 min shower! :p
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#7682 - 28 Apr 06 09:44 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
God also watches me doing PB's nude pic in my 45 min shower! :p
and me doing your legs, every morning....lol wink
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#7683 - 28 Apr 06 09:47 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
God also watches me doing PB's nude pic in my 45 min shower! :p
I feel so cheap smile smile

HEY - only 45 minutes? I can go for 2 hours...

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#7684 - 28 Apr 06 10:00 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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well, 45 min fingering myself with your nude pic? imagine how difficult it is? left hand having your pic, right hand...go figure! and I managed having fun :p
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#7685 - 28 Apr 06 10:06 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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oh the images in my head right now.....
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#7686 - 28 Apr 06 10:06 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by Her-Magpie-Service:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
God also watches me doing PB's nude pic in my 45 min shower! :p
and me doing your legs, every morning....lol wink
Send me your nude pic honey :p
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#7687 - 28 Apr 06 10:07 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
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Quote:
Originally posted by Her-Magpie-Service:
oh the images in my head right now.....
LOL...good luck honey! :p
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#7688 - 28 Apr 06 10:09 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by Her-Magpie-Service:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
God also watches me doing PB's nude pic in my 45 min shower! :p
and me doing your legs, every morning....lol wink
Send me your nude pic honey :p
how about you send me a ticket to L.A. and I will be able to present the Magpie in person..naked, just for your shower. No touching though, somebody else claimed this excuse for a body, and she's very jealous! wink
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#7689 - 28 Apr 06 12:43 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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You can touch me.

In fact I will growl if you dont! smile

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#7690 - 28 Apr 06 12:48 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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what! magpie honey,..$3000 tickets without touching? I rather finger myself and doing PB's nude pic :p

No touching, no tickets! thats the deal!
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#7691 - 28 Apr 06 13:13 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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WD you can slide yourself all over the PB Sausage, hands on, hands off, lips on, lips off (both sets of lips), take photos, make videos, and invite your friends along to join in.

We Polar Bears know how to have fun.

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#7692 - 28 Apr 06 13:20 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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That would be the boyfriends of course!
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#7693 - 28 Apr 06 13:36 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY!!!!

No guys. Polar Bears dont do that sort of thing. A threesome is two girls and a bear.

Leave that sort of thing to the rigpigs of the world!!! smile

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#7694 - 28 Apr 06 13:38 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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He He he...did we touch a nerve!
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#7695 - 28 Apr 06 13:40 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:

A threesome is two girls and a bear.

Threesome is two hot guys and me smile
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#7696 - 28 Apr 06 13:40 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
methinks he doth protesteth too much ...
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#7697 - 28 Apr 06 13:41 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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Im a one gender Bear.

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#7698 - 28 Apr 06 13:43 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
So whats on the a-gender for the weekend?
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#7699 - 28 Apr 06 13:50 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
BAR

GIRLS

SEX

BEER

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#7700 - 28 Apr 06 14:26 Re: Excellent timing - Christian chain letter....
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:

A threesome is two girls and a bear.

Threesome is two hot guys and me smile
ever done that ruby? come on tell us! don't be shy!
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