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#7519 - 26 Apr 06 13:15 Can you answer these?
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1.If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7.If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8.Why is it called building when it is already built?

9.If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10.If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

11.If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12.If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???
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#7520 - 26 Apr 06 13:25 Re: Can you answer these?
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If people who paddle canoe's are called canoeists, why are people who race not called racists?
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#7521 - 26 Apr 06 18:16 Re: Can you answer these?
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apearently, I can give you the best answer ruby...
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#7522 - 26 Apr 06 18:20 Re: Can you answer these?
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Calling, calling... anyone

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#7523 - 26 Apr 06 20:25 Re: Can you answer these?
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Calling Space Ghost! Calling Space Ghost!

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#7524 - 26 Apr 06 20:41 Re: Can you answer these?
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call 911 smile
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#7525 - 26 Apr 06 23:06 Re: Can you answer these?
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Ruby you don't have 911 in Indo smile

Indo sucks! you guys only have 1 Unit Fire Station, where? Jakarta? and when the building on fire, the Fire Fighters will come 3 hours later, becoz they stuck in traffic! laugh
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#7526 - 26 Apr 06 23:37 Re: Can you answer these?
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I'm on fire, help, Golden Shower required! Effin JKT Fire Brigade, no golden showers when required!
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#7527 - 27 Apr 06 06:52 Re: Can you answer these?
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Ruby you don't have 911 in Indo smile

Indo sucks! you guys only have 1 Unit Fire Station, where? Jakarta? and when the building on fire, the Fire Fighters will come 3 hours later, becoz they stuck in traffic! laugh
Yep. Don’t catch fire in JKT.

You don’t see a lot of ambulances either...

Lot of Ayams though…..

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#7528 - 27 Apr 06 07:04 Re: Can you answer these?
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Ruby you don't have 911 in Indo smile

Indo sucks! you guys only have 1 Unit Fire Station, where? Jakarta? and when the building on fire, the Fire Fighters will come 3 hours later, becoz they stuck in traffic! laugh
strange though, for a country to suck so badly and produce wonderful women such as MT, WD & Utami!
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#7529 - 27 Apr 06 07:16 Re: Can you answer these?
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First there's no building code. Then why would one needs a fire brigade. A waste of resources.

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#7530 - 27 Apr 06 07:26 Re: Can you answer these?
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Imagine if Indonesia had the type of emergency services that say, England or NZ has. All those old men burning their highly toxic rubbish on the street would be in a world of trouble. In NZ you need to have a permit to burn stuff, or the police come round and smack your bum. Actually, if the Indo government were on to it they could create another process which could be totally overcomplicated and they could charge you a fortune!
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#7531 - 27 Apr 06 07:27 Re: Can you answer these?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Magpie:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Ruby you don't have 911 in Indo smile

Indo sucks! you guys only have 1 Unit Fire Station, where? Jakarta? and when the building on fire, the Fire Fighters will come 3 hours later, becoz they stuck in traffic! laugh
strange though, for a country to suck so badly and produce wonderful women such as MT, WD & Utami!
MT doesnt suck badly, in fact she is a bloody expert at it... smile

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#7532 - 27 Apr 06 07:39 Re: Can you answer these?
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Too much to handle in Indo, I wish Indo had less population, say like 10million people, we'll be all rich smile
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#7533 - 27 Apr 06 07:41 Re: Can you answer these?
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Ruby and Laluna can handle 10 million.

Dollars and Men smile

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#7534 - 27 Apr 06 08:06 Re: Can you answer these?
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Too much to handle in Indo, I wish Indo had less population, say like 10million people, we'll be all rich smile
Ideally yes, but in fact not very likely. You would just have 10000 really rich people, the same percentage of average earners and the same amount of poor people, Indo would need a reduction in population for 50 years, a lot of money to sort out your current problems, and the ability to stop the past from repeating itself.
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#7535 - 27 Apr 06 09:00 Re: Can you answer these?
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Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Ruby and Laluna can handle 10 million.

Dollars and Men smile
Oh yesss...even more smile
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#7536 - 27 Apr 06 09:24 Re: Can you answer these?
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which would then give you 10 million....STD's!
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#7537 - 27 Apr 06 10:18 Re: Can you answer these?
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STDs! YUCK! many people have no symptoms! If any of you have symtoms, you may notice:

Girls:
-unusual discharge/smell from vagina.
-pain in your pelvic area, is between your belly button and sex organs
-burning/iching vagina
-vagina bleeding not from period
-pain inside your vagina when you're having sex.

Boys:
-sores, bumps/blister near sex organs, rectum/mouth
-burning/pain when pee or have a bowel movement
-need pee more often
-ichy around your sex organs
-swelling/redness in your throat
-flu-like feelings, with fever, chills and aches.
-swelling in your groin/area around sex organs

Go see a doctor NOW! don't put it off..!
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#7538 - 27 Apr 06 10:20 Re: Can you answer these?
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Whats that effin doctors number!

Receptionist - Doctor, theres a case of VD in the Surgery.

Doctor - Bring it in - you know I will drink anything!
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#7539 - 27 Apr 06 10:38 Re: Can you answer these?
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But you don't drink sperm..LOL! only WD who loves doing it :p
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#7540 - 27 Apr 06 10:42 Re: Can you answer these?
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But you don't drink sperm..LOL! only WD who loves doing it :p
Probably explains why you have such good skin....all of those vitamins must be doing you the world of good!
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#7541 - 27 Apr 06 10:44 Re: Can you answer these?
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Well, sounds like I have no problems with STD's, just what do I do about my daily morning erection? It's getting so big I can open the curtains! haha
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#7542 - 27 Apr 06 11:09 Re: Can you answer these?
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
But you don't drink sperm..LOL! only WD who loves doing it :p
I can supply 4L a day if you need it. smile

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#7543 - 27 Apr 06 11:22 Re: Can you answer these?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
But you don't drink sperm..LOL! only WD who loves doing it :p
I can supply 4L a day if you need it. smile
She wants sperm, not verbal diarrhea...tee hee! laugh
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