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#7265 - 19 Apr 06 20:12 Introducing myself
dutchguy Offline
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Registered: 08 Feb 06
Posts: 28
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Hi all,

I'm a dutchguy living in Jakarta for 2,5 years, married with a very pretty indonesian woman, and I have a baby girl since 5 months.

Pleased to meet you all.....

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#7266 - 19 Apr 06 21:46 Re: Introducing myself
D'ruby Offline
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hi dutchie, welcome to JakChat smile
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#7267 - 19 Apr 06 21:52 Re: Introducing myself
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Dutchie, welkome!

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#7268 - 19 Apr 06 22:34 Re: Introducing myself
dutchguy Offline
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Registered: 08 Feb 06
Posts: 28
Loc: Jakarta
thank you rubyenda and g00f13....

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#7269 - 19 Apr 06 22:57 Re: Introducing myself
dutchguy Offline
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Registered: 08 Feb 06
Posts: 28
Loc: Jakarta
ok, I'm 1,98m long, 84kg, italian look and for sure not ugly.

I wonder if now i can attract people like jokgirl... etc..... he he

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#7270 - 19 Apr 06 23:04 Re: Introducing myself
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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Hi Dutch Guy, welcome to the Iceberg. Pull up a chair and help youself to a Grolsh.

Just watch your sausage mate, cos the girls in here are a bit frisky.....

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#7271 - 20 Apr 06 04:58 Re: Introducing myself
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
ok, I'm 1,98m long, 84kg, italian look and for sure not ugly.

I wonder if now i can attract people like jokgirl... etc..... he he
dutchdude, welcome to crazy place! are you italiano or dutch? you confused me!

1.98m is indeed a really long sausage! I mean..what?! laugh

sure, you are a good looking dude! but you are taken frown
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#7272 - 20 Apr 06 05:00 Re: Introducing myself
juminten Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Hi Dutch Guy, welcome to the Iceberg. Pull up a chair and help youself to a Grolsh.

Just watch your sausage mate, cos the girls in here are a bit frisky.....
Hey sexy bear! how come you never gave me any smoochez anymore? are you done with me honey? well, I'll give you one anyway "smoochez* that's for the sexy sausage!
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#7273 - 20 Apr 06 06:16 Re: Introducing myself
Dilli Offline
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Up again Digga, seems that we are the two early posters!

Gotta run, Airport Time.
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#7274 - 20 Apr 06 06:40 Re: Introducing myself
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Hi Dutch Guy, welcome to the Iceberg. Pull up a chair and help youself to a Grolsh.

Just watch your sausage mate, cos the girls in here are a bit frisky.....
Hey sexy bear! how come you never gave me any smoochez anymore? are you done with me honey? well, I'll give you one anyway "smoochez* that's for the sexy sausage!
Morning all, the magpie is back after sitting on my bum relaxing for 6 days, how is everyone. Take a holiday,shit take several!
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#7275 - 20 Apr 06 06:51 Re: Introducing myself
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Registered: 29 Mar 06
Posts: 1306
Loc: The Toon
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
Hi all,

I'm a dutchguy living in Jakarta for 2,5 years, married with a very pretty indonesian woman, and I have a baby girl since 5 months.

Pleased to meet you all.....
And now looking for Jokgirl, admirable qualities, I must say.
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#7276 - 20 Apr 06 07:27 Re: Introducing myself
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
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Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
ok, I'm 1,98m long, 84kg, italian look and for sure not ugly.

I wonder if now i can attract people like jokgirl... etc..... he he
U wanna have 4 wives too like Kuku?
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#7277 - 20 Apr 06 08:31 Re: Introducing myself
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
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Hi dutchiedutch! Welcome.....

Sexiest lips in here.
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#7278 - 20 Apr 06 10:21 Re: Introducing myself
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
Hi all,

I'm a dutchguy living in Jakarta for 2,5 years, married with a very pretty indonesian woman, and I have a baby girl since 5 months.

Pleased to meet you all.....
hi dutchy, the big welcome..you came to the right place..hopefully you'll find something new here that you never find before..at least you can find me here..the one and only jokie-jokie girl.. wink
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#7279 - 20 Apr 06 10:26 Re: Introducing myself
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
ok, I'm 1,98m long, 84kg, italian look and for sure not ugly.

I wonder if now i can attract people like jokgirl... etc..... he he
ok, I'm 1,98m long, 84kg, italian look and for sure not ugly.

ohhhh..It's meant that you'r not my type...
(jokgirl's fav.; old, fat and ugly wink )

I wonder if now i can attract people like jokgirl... etc..... he he
maksud loh wink
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#7280 - 20 Apr 06 11:14 Re: Introducing myself
dutchguy Offline
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Registered: 08 Feb 06
Posts: 28
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by jokgirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
ok, I'm 1,98m long, 84kg, italian look and for sure not ugly.

I wonder if now i can attract people like jokgirl... etc..... he he
ok, I'm 1,98m long, 84kg, italian look and for sure not ugly.

ohhhh..It's meant that you'r not my type...
(jokgirl's fav.; old, fat and ugly wink )

I wonder if now i can attract people like jokgirl... etc..... he he
maksud loh wink
hmmmmmm.... to bad then, old, fat and ugly hah?..... see if I can do something about that.....
Everybody thank you for the warm welcome

Wallet-d, I'm very Dutch, but I don't look like it, more italian, greek, spanisch....
My grandma was found when she was a baby but nobody knows where she came from.
For shure very strong genes.

By the way, I like grolsch, but I rather have a Hoegaarden

Greetz

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#7281 - 20 Apr 06 13:06 Re: Introducing myself
Macan Tutul Offline
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
Goede middag Mijnheer, sit tight and enjoy :-)

ok, I'm 1,98m long, 84kg, italian look and for sure not ugly.

Sexy???
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#7282 - 20 Apr 06 13:18 Re: Introducing myself
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
Show the picture please...
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#7283 - 20 Apr 06 14:09 Re: Introducing myself
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
Goede middag Mijnheer, sit tight and enjoy :-)

ok, I'm 1,98m long, 84kg, italian look and for sure not ugly.

Sexy???
my booby..english men more than.. wink
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#7284 - 20 Apr 06 15:24 Re: Introducing myself
dutchguy Offline
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Registered: 08 Feb 06
Posts: 28
Loc: Jakarta
Ok, if you all post your pics, I will show mine of course.... he he

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#7285 - 20 Apr 06 15:46 Re: Introducing myself
jok Offline
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Registered: 21 Mar 06
Posts: 1099
Loc: Jakarta
siapa takut??!
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#7286 - 20 Apr 06 16:01 Re: Introducing myself
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Hey Dutchie, watch out, the girds will send you pictures which they say are them, probably all from hardcore porn sites judging by the way they talk!

Bit of advice! Keep it in your trousers, the slightest glimpse of pink and they will have your testes off as well!~
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#7287 - 20 Apr 06 16:09 Re: Introducing myself
Macan Tutul Offline
Pujangga Muda

Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
my booby..english men more than..

Oh my God, thank you my love, you wake me up! Where is my English Men????
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(Memoirs of 3/3/2007)

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#7288 - 20 Apr 06 16:10 Re: Introducing myself
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
Ok, if you all post your pics, I will show mine of course.... he he
mau pamer body atau sausage?
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#7289 - 20 Apr 06 16:11 Re: Introducing myself
Macan Tutul Offline
Pujangga Muda

Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
my booby..english men more than..

Oh my God, thank you my love, you wake me up! Where is my English Men????

Dili rain man back home???
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" Don't be shy with yourself, you have lots of talent without you notice....that's human, just be who you are."

(Memoirs of 3/3/2007)

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