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#66578 - 18 Dec 07 19:04 Vegetarian Snipers.
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Meatless 'loaf' in Va. jail sickening sniper suspect
Guardian says Malvo wants vegetarian meals
Associated Press
December 19, 2002

FAIRFAX, Va. - Sniper suspect and vegetarian John Lee Malvo says he is getting sick from eating the jail's meatless loaf, which is usually served to inmates for disciplinary reasons.

For the past two weeks, the Fairfax County jail has been serving the 17-year-old Malvo "the loaf," a hodgepodge of flour, raisins, carrots, potatoes and other ingredients baked into brown cakes.

Malvo's court-appointed guardian, Todd Petit, said Malvo has suffered swelling, diarrhea and other health problems since being placed on the diet. Petit wrote a letter this week asking Sheriff Stan Barry to provide Malvo with vegetarian meals that are in accord with Malvo's Muslim beliefs.




Malvo "has developed some sort of reaction" to the loaf, Petit said. "They use the loaf as a disciplinary tool, but he has not been a discipline problem."

It was after Petit complained that the meat served at the jail was not halal, or prepared in a manner prescribed by Muslim teachings, that Malvo's jailers began serving him vegetarian meals. They later switched to the loaf.

Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Tyler Corey said he would not comment on a specific inmate's case. But he said the jail does not consider the loaf a punishment. He said it is served when inmates are placed into segregated units for disciplinary reasons, or if an inmate requests it.

"I would say it tastes like meatloaf. It's not that bad. It's actually palatable," Corey said, adding that it "will meet all of your nutritional needs."

Authorities have linked Malvo and John Allen Muhammad, 41, to 19 shootings, including 13 deaths, in Maryland, Virginia, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana and Washington. Both are charged with capital murder.

Loaves have become an increasingly popular form of discipline in jails and prisons across the country, and have prompted some lawsuits.

In Pennsylvania prisons, a breakfast loaf contains prunes, eggs, toast, hash browns, bacon and orange juice. Texas calls its version food loaf, a breadlike substance made up of the previous day's leftovers.

Honestly , how can you expect to do a day's sniping for the Khymer Rouge when you don't have a proper breakfast of egg and bacon to keep you warm in your little tummy.
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#66601 - 19 Dec 07 06:04 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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How much time did you spend looking for an article that included Snipers and Vegetarian !


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#66618 - 19 Dec 07 10:35 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: chewwyUK]
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According to North American Indians there was good reason for some to become vegetarians.


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#66621 - 19 Dec 07 11:24 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: Dilli]
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Now available for Eid Al Adha, especially for slaughter by Vegetarians....

I give you, the non meat sheep!



Beats 99% of all deleted threads without the blood!
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#66622 - 19 Dec 07 11:29 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: Dilli]
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After all the clamour about animal by products in Mars Bars, Dilli Enterprises are proud to present.....

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#66623 - 19 Dec 07 11:42 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: Dilli]
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More Sniper themed japes, this one from "Only Fools and Horses."

Grandad: One night my Grandad was on sentry duty, standing there alone in the middle of Africa, when suddenly a sniper fired at him. The bullet was heading straight for my grandads heart but he had that cigarette case in his breast pocket and the bullet hit that instead.

Rodney: Jeez, it saved his life.

Grandad: Well not really, see the bullet ricocheted up his nose and blew his brains out.

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#66624 - 19 Dec 07 12:18 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: Dilli]
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In preparation for his time in the jungles of Cambodia, Sniperman practised and honed his skills with worthy adversaries.


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#66625 - 19 Dec 07 12:21 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: Dilli]
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He soon discovered that after extensive use off agent orange in Cambodia, the defoliation led to problems with cammoflage.

With no other options he adopted new strategies to blend in!


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#66626 - 19 Dec 07 12:29 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: Dilli]
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Eventually his success created problems for Pol Pot and the threat had to be eliminated.

A crack penguin sniper was despatched to take him out!

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#66637 - 19 Dec 07 14:07 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: chewwyUK]
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Quoting: chewwyUK
How much time did you spend looking for an article that included Snipers and Vegetarian !


You know me Chewwy - I wouldn't sit for hours and hours just to make a childish point.
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#66638 - 19 Dec 07 14:35 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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As discussed in Shout

[Sammy Jankis] I'm a sniper. I throw a couple of cheerios in the toilet and practice by hitting them when I pee.


[Sammy Jankis] I've got me 14 confirmed Cheerio kills.

Dilli] Cereal Killer

[Sammy Jankis] Ding ding ding! I was just waiting for that one

[KaraengLolo] he3


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#66639 - 19 Dec 07 14:38 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: Dilli]
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Wanted for police questioning:

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#66640 - 19 Dec 07 14:40 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: Sammy Jankis]
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#66641 - 19 Dec 07 14:45 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Vegetable Man
Pink floyd

In yellow shoes I get the blues
Though I walk the streets with my plastic feet
With my blue velvet trousers, make me feel pink
There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers
In my paisley shirt I look a jerk
And my turquoise waistcoat is quite out of sight
But oh oh my haircut looks so bad
Vegetable man how are you?

So I've changed my dear, and I find my knees,
And I covered them up with the latest cut,
And my pants and socks all point in a box,
They don't make long of my nylon socks,
The watch, black watch
My watch with a black face
And a big pin, a little hole,
And all the lot is what I got,
It's what I wear, it's what you see,
It must be me, it's what I am,
Vegetable man.

I've been looking all over the place for a place for me,
But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere.
Vegetable man, vegetable man,
He's the kind of person, you just gonna see him if you can,
Vegetable man.
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#66642 - 19 Dec 07 14:48 Re: Vegetarian Snipers. [Re: Sammy Jankis]
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and I though the penguins were silly

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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#66643 - 19 Dec 07 15:13 Kitty Sniper [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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how long can the cat theme keep going ....



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#66644 - 19 Dec 07 15:15 Re: Kitty Sniper [Re: chewwyUK]
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#66645 - 19 Dec 07 15:17 Re: Kitty Sniper [Re: chewwyUK]
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A bit off topic but I'm led to believe that the kitty was vegetarian.
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#66646 - 19 Dec 07 15:23 Re: Kitty Sniper [Re: Dilli]
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There is no end to cat themes!

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#66648 - 19 Dec 07 15:25 Re: Kitty Sniper [Re: Sammy Jankis]
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Always make sure that your goat is suitably sized.
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#66649 - 19 Dec 07 15:33 Re: Kitty Sniper [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Off topic and in the spirit of Christmas I would like to direct ric to http://www.quorn.com - My vegan friends say this is the best meat substitute product available. Not taking the piss here ric but they tell me it works very well in chili.
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#66651 - 19 Dec 07 15:38 Re: Kitty Sniper [Re: chewwyUK]
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Do you tend to saute the quorn first with a little tomato paste or just whack it straight in?

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#66652 - 19 Dec 07 15:46 Re: Kitty Sniper [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Sad bastards

They are an endangered species

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#66653 - 19 Dec 07 15:50 Re: Kitty Sniper [Re: Dilli]
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Although I personally did not like them they sold a lot off albums

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#66654 - 19 Dec 07 15:54 Re: Kitty Sniper [Re: Dilli]
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http://www.cspinet.org/quorn/

Quorn is the brand name of meat substitutes that are made from a vat-grown fungus. Some people have dangerous allergic reactions to the fungus and suffer nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and occasionally hives or difficulty breathing. Some people react the first time they eat Quorn, while some react only after building up a sensitivity.

Medical studies have proven that Quorn's fungal ingredient is an allergen, but the U.S. Food and Drug Administration and the United Kingdom's Food Standards Agency still allow its sale. The Center for Science in the Public Interest, a non-profit food-safety organization based in Washington, D.C., has heard from more than 600 consumers in Europe and the United States who have suffered reactions to Quorn.

Despite what some of the manufacturer's (Marlow Foods) marketing materials indicate, the fungus used in Quorn is only distantly related to mushrooms, truffles, or morels. While all are members of the fungus kingdom, Quorn is made from a less appetizing fungus (or mold) called Fusarium venenatum.

CSPI urges consumers to avoid Quorn and urges natural-foods retailers like Whole Foods not to sell this product that is dangerous to sensitive individuals. Consumers who have experienced adverse reactions to Quorn may report them here.

"I suffered severe, sudden nausea followed by a few hours of violent vomiting after eating Quorn..."

"The first evidence that Quorn causes severe vomiting and diarrhea came in 1977 from a clinical study conducted by the developer of Quorn."
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