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#65882 - 04 Dec 07 20:31 VIZ Top Tips
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Jolly good tips in Viz this month:


MONKS. Conduct a life of celibacy and emotional solitude without joining a monastery by simply living with my wife. It's more comfortable and you'll be able to watch TV and use the internet.
Not-So-Private Ryan
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#65883 - 04 Dec 07 20:32 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: Roy's Hair]
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or this:


RECREATE the danger of a parachute jump in safety by visiting Google Earth and clicking the scroll bar until you reach the ground. Add realism to the exercise by putting a fan on blowing full in your face.
Christian Frank, Billingham
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#65887 - 04 Dec 07 20:42 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Oh I love it:

DRIVERS. Save money by putting much larger wheels on the back of your car. That way you will always be going downhill, thereby saving on fuel.
Daren Percy, Leigh
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#65890 - 04 Dec 07 21:08 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: Roy's Hair]
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I'm finding it hard to stop now:


FEEL a bit like God for the day by making some little people out of plasticine, and then judging them harshly.
Hector Plywood, Devizes
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#65891 - 04 Dec 07 21:09 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Help Me! :

CONTACT lens wearers. Keep your eyes snug and warm this winter by adding a few drops of chilli sauce to your cleaning solution.
Garry Kidwell, Stoke
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#65892 - 04 Dec 07 21:10 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Call a doctor! :

Spoonerise Rolf Harris's name. Hey Presto! You're saying it in a dog's voice.
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#65893 - 04 Dec 07 21:13 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Shit! :

OLD PEOPLE. Save having to get a flu jab each year by not queuing outside the Post Office every Tuesday morning in the pouring rain an hour before it opens. They won't run out of money. It's not like the queue outside the butcher's during the war.
Sarah Cocks
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#65894 - 04 Dec 07 21:24 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: Roy's Hair]
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TOURETTES sufferers with an interest in Victoriana. Simply replace shouting 'fuck', 'cunt' and 'wanker' with 'poppycock', 'fiddlesticks' and 'balderdash' to recreate an authentic Victorian experience.
S Nonsense
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#65896 - 05 Dec 07 04:25 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: Roy's Hair]
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what brought all this on then?
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#65901 - 05 Dec 07 06:45 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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The latest website update on Viz

Here:

http://www.viz.co.uk/?%2Fletterbocks%2Ftoptips_story.php%3Ffb%3D1
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#65905 - 05 Dec 07 09:10 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: Dilli]
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Sorry, I'll stop now
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#65909 - 05 Dec 07 09:47 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Nah, carry on, some folk will obviously not be buggered about trolling through for the good stuff.

We need a Top Tip's Section anyway!
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#65925 - 05 Dec 07 15:05 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
We need a Top Tip's Section anyway!

i'll see what i can do. no promises. i'm a bit short of time for indulgences like programming.
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#65929 - 05 Dec 07 15:13 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Short of time? Ah yes the biological doomsday clock
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#65930 - 05 Dec 07 15:22 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
Short of time? Ah yes the biological doomsday clock

it's depressing. i went to the doctor yesterday. i'm dying. hard to say exactly how much longer i've got, but it seems sixty more years is the best i can hope for.
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#65947 - 05 Dec 07 19:18 Re: VIZ Top Tips [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Wives [plural] will do that to a man.
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