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#65135 - 16 Nov 07 10:11 Sex with Wheels
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Is this a relation of yours perchance Dilli ? :
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Bike sex man placed on probation

Cleaners caught Mr Stewart simulating sex with a bike
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

He now lives in Ayr.




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#65136 - 16 Nov 07 12:04 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Roy's Hair]
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He's from Ayrshire, a diferent breed altogether
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#65137 - 16 Nov 07 12:36 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.





What the fuck!!?? Unless they're seriously suggesting that the bicycle is a traumatized victim in this whole scenario. Can you really be prosecuted for shagging inanimate objects?
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#65138 - 16 Nov 07 12:42 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Can you really be prosecuted for shagging inanimate objects?

this could deal a serious blow to the sex doll industry!!
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#65139 - 16 Nov 07 12:47 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Roy's Hair]
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[ Can you really be prosecuted for shagging inanimate objects?


The answer to that is try marriage and see what happens.
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#65140 - 16 Nov 07 13:39 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Dilli]
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Hahaha! Hilarious!

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#65151 - 16 Nov 07 19:55 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Can you really be prosecuted for shagging inanimate objects?


I don't know.. what about this British law? can we really kill Dilli if he has those items?

"In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow"

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#65157 - 17 Nov 07 09:41 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Charming, attack a man while he is defenceless in the air!
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#65163 - 17 Nov 07 15:25 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Dilli]
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Back to the original thread.

It's clear he is either a "cyclepath" or "bike curious"

Alternatively, he is a new breed of pervert called a "pedalphile"
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#65168 - 17 Nov 07 16:15 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Dilli]
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oh ha ha!!!
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#65177 - 18 Nov 07 06:08 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Roy's Hair]
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The culprit

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#65182 - 18 Nov 07 08:43 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Dilli]
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The case of a man convicted of simulating sex with his bicycle has sparked a debate about human rights and the privacy of an individual.
Internet message boards have been buzzing with comment about the case of Robert Stewart, 51, from Ayr.

He was reported by cleaners at a hostel who unlocked his door and found him engaged in a sex act with his bike.

Stewart was put on the Sex Offenders' Register, which some posters said was an over-reaction by the sheriff.

Stewart admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. As well as being put on register for three years, he was put on probation for the same length of time.

More than a million people have read the story on the BBC news website and it has been hotly debated on forums elsewhere.

One contributor asked: "Would they have done the same to a woman with a sex toy?

"Apart from the fact that the sex toy was manufactured for the purpose, and a bicycle wasn't, I really don't see that the two acts are all that different."

Another blogger said: "I am more disturbed by the sheriff's ruling than the act of having sex with a bike."

Those discussing the case online were also worried about the future implications.

One person wrote: "It's bad news for privacy in the UK because of how a ruling like this could be used to support similar cases in future."

Legal experts said he would have been placed on the Sex Offenders' Register under Section 80 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003.

This states that a person should be put on the register "if the court determines that there was a significant sexual aspect to the offender's behaviour in committing the offence".

This is not the first legal case involving someone simulating sex with an inanimate object.

In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined 100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street
In 2002 the same man was arrested for simulating sex with a traffic cone in front of a crowd of people
Earlier this month, sentence was deferred on teenager Steven Marshall, from Galashiels, who admitted simulating sex on a pavement while drunk.
Human rights lawyer John Scott told the BBC Scotland news website that the case raised important privacy issues.

He said: "It certainly prompts questions about what people can and can't do behind closed doors with inanimate objects.

"However, the difficulty is that the man involved in this case pleaded guilty to a breach of the peace so these issues of privacy weren't considered by the court."

He added: "The sheriff had to act on the guilty plea and make a decision about whether or not there was a sexual nature to the offence. Clearly there was and that's why the man has ended up on the register."

However, Mr Scott said it should not be seen as a test case or one that would set a precedent in the future.

"This case should not prevent people who want to engage in this sort of activity doing so.

"What I would say to a client of mine that wanted to do this kind of thing is as long as it's behind a bolted door, with an inanimate object, then each to their own."



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#65200 - 18 Nov 07 11:09 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Dilli]
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In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined 100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street
In 2002 the same man was arrested for simulating sex with a traffic cone in front of a crowd of people
Earlier this month, sentence was deferred on teenager Steven Marshall, from Galashiels, who admitted simulating sex on a pavement while drunk.
Human rights lawyer John Scott told the BBC Scotland news website that the case raised important privacy issues.




How come all these freaks are from Scotland? Over to you Dill.
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#65202 - 18 Nov 07 11:13 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Roy's Hair]
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How come all these freaks are from Scotland? Over to you Dill.

have you ever laid eyes on scottish women?
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#65204 - 18 Nov 07 11:16 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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The problem is that the sheep are now able to run faster than they were a decade ago....
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#65208 - 18 Nov 07 13:30 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Dilli]
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So it's Morag's fault huh?

Can I be nicked for dry humping my guling though? It's one of my little pleasures you understand
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#65209 - 18 Nov 07 13:33 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Roy's Hair]
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roy, we must be on the same wavelength! i thought exactly the same thing! guling are clearly sexual objects in scotland. no wonder guling are also called dutch wives.
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#65214 - 18 Nov 07 13:55 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Phwoar!! This picture's giving me the horn:


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#65216 - 18 Nov 07 14:24 Re: Sex with Wheels [Re: Dilli]
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The problem is that the sheep are now able to run faster than they were a decade ago....


Don't blame the sheeps, they always run the same, it's men's fault! Cars & automatic wheelchairs have turn them all into snails.

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