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#64194 - 01 Nov 07 02:17 retirement in alaska
dolphin Offline

Registered: 07 Jan 07
Posts: 337
Loc: auckland, nz
Uh Oh...

Tom had been in liquor bussines for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits he job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knock on his door. He open it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

Name's Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a chirsmas party at friday night. Thought you might to come. about 5.00.

Great, says Tom, after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thankyou.

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. Gotta warn you be some drinking.

Not a problem says Tom. After 25 years in bussines, i can drink with thge best of'em.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. More n likely gonna be some fighting too.

Well, i get a long with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. Thanks again.

More n likely be some wild sex too.

Now that really not a problem says Tom. Warming to the idea. I've been all alone for six months! I'll defnitely be there. By the way, what should i wear?

Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.
simply and naturals

#64201 - 01 Nov 07 07:02 Re: retirement in alaska [Re: dolphin]
chewwyUK Offline

Registered: 14 Sep 06
Posts: 2392
Loc: Jakarta
Love it !
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