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#64 - 06 Nov 05 11:48 HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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If any of you out there have any good ghostly tales to relate, please let me know, as I have had very successful sales of my recent anthology - of my cerita hantu - so want to write some more, and am glad of new ideas. greacusmckay@yahoo.com
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#65 - 07 Dec 05 15:58 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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what about story of magic ?? something like "guna-guna" ??
i had such experience it was too scary
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#66 - 07 Dec 05 16:02 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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i mean people use "dukun" for black magic.

i go to dukun to my voice sexy when iam talking to somebody on the phone wink
do you like my voice Kuku? hehehe....!

i go to dukun some time to make my face long last beautiful (even now my age is 45yo) :-)
and also i use dukun to find rich customer who pay me expensive for sex :-)
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#67 - 07 Dec 05 16:14 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Expensive = 50K Rp???

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#68 - 07 Dec 05 17:22 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Quote:
Originally posted by inggrit brown:
i mean people use "dukun" for black magic.

i go to dukun to my voice sexy when iam talking to somebody on the phone wink
do you like my voice Kuku? hehehe....!

i go to dukun some time to make my face long last beautiful (even now my age is 45yo) :-)
and also i use dukun to find rich customer who pay me expensive for sex :-)
If you are 45 y.o, You need more than just a good dukun, You need a good plastic surgeon..

Btw.. I can be your sales representative if you want to expand your business laugh It's cheap. The fee is only 60% of the transaction

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#69 - 08 Dec 05 11:46 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Inggrit...LOL! you are funny!
How about "santet"? I did santet one of my ex boy friends once! I made him "tergila-gila" berat ama gue. Hey..it worked! if you don't believe me..ask my grandma!
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#70 - 08 Dec 05 14:31 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Hey Jak Girl, please teach me about that i really want to learn about santet from you. that would be great.
you know what i need to do that santet for Kukukachu & Rossco wink )
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#71 - 08 Dec 05 14:35 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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HA! saya kebal santet, tahu!

you can't touch me! i'm immune from your witchery (and bitchery!)!

many have tried, and all have failed! santet jowo itu loyo!
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#72 - 08 Dec 05 15:10 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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awas jangan kuwalat! ntar bisa kena beneran lho!!!

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#73 - 08 Dec 05 17:06 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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There are 2 Kukus in this forum.
KukuKachu is the webmaster.
The other Kuku is Kukulutus (literaly means "Always Angry" [Bahasa Sunda])

Actually I always smile n laugh all the time.

This post is to remind you, pls Don't Santet me coz I'm totally different from KukuKachu. LOL laugh

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#74 - 08 Dec 05 17:56 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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haaaaiii kukulutus abdi oge ti sunda, kumaha damang?
moal atuh akang, moal disantet ku abdi....

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#75 - 08 Dec 05 19:06 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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laugh Sae. Damang. Nuhun. Muuuach :* Amit Mundur

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#76 - 09 Dec 05 09:24 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Quote:
Originally posted by sonya_pisan:
haaaaiii kukulutus abdi oge ti sunda, kumaha damang?
moal atuh akang, moal disantet ku abdi....
"Moal" itu nama binatang apa yah..??

btw. umurku 26 tahun lohh..... wink aku belum kawin.... dan sudah tentu aku belum mengeluarkan anak dong dari pussy ku wink hahahahaha.....!!
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#77 - 09 Dec 05 09:40 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Pleeeeeeeeeze tell me what Dunkum and Santet mean?????

Pleeeeeeeeze

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#78 - 09 Dec 05 09:47 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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ok ok ok ....

a dukun is a javanese/indonesian "witch doctor"; or, sharman, if you want to be anthropological about it.

santet is magic; usually of the black kind.

guna-guna is also black magic, usually with an intention in mind, and much used by women who deploy it to force men to fall "in love" with them, among other things ...

pussy is ... well, you should be old enough to figure that out for yourself.
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#79 - 09 Dec 05 10:01 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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They sure use as lot of guna-guna in JKT. I fall in love every 20 minutes. And I thought it weas the short skirts that was causing the trouble!

Pussy? Yes in England every witch has a black cat. I assume thats what you mean.

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#80 - 09 Dec 05 10:26 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Hi guys,
Speaking about guna-guna, this morning at work my bule friend, he used to live in Jakarta for over 5 yrs. He asked me today why can't he forget his Indo-girl he dated yrs ago in Jakarta only a few times" "saya rindu rini"
I told him, "George, I think Rini "guna-guna" you"....LOL!
He scared to death! then an hour later he sent me this...btw, he speaks Indonesian fluently and very funny bule, his nick name is "sexy pantat."

-- Sexy Pantat <XXXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com> wrote:

Hey cewek kece,
Saya ada a joke lucu buat kamu:

Seminar keluarga harmonis
Pada satu kunjungan ke TAPOS (peternakan
Suharto) yang dilakukan oleh peserta seminar keluarga
harmonis, Pemandu Tapos menceritakan bahwa sapi disini
sangat sehat dan kuat-kuat.

Pemandu : "Bapak dan Ibu, ini sapi dari New
Zealand sangat kuat sehari bisa 5 x berhubungan"

Ibu-ibu sambil nyenggol Bapaknya : "Tuh.. Pak
5 x sehari bisa nggak...?"

Pemandu : "Bapak dan Ibu, ini sapi Australia
lebih kuat lagi sehari bisa 10x"

Ibu-ibu nyenggol lagi Bapaknya : "Tuh.. pak 10
x bayangin.....!!!",

Bapak-bapak semakin panas dan tanya kepada
pemandu : "Pak... itu 10x dengan betinanya yang sama apa
enggak ...?"

Pemandu : "Ya... beda-beda dong Pak"

Bapak-bapak : "Tuh...... Bu betinanya
beda-beda, boleh nggak ...?"

George
aka Sexy Pantat
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#81 - 09 Dec 05 15:51 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Hahahahaha....! wink )

but why 5 times in a day / 10 times in a day??

I want 5 times/10 times in One hour with different man.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wink
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#82 - 09 Dec 05 18:34 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Ok I have one hantu story.
When I was in Kamayoran-I was pregnant at the time, and I hate the fluro lights in the house, so I turn it off, turn off the air con and lie in the bed in pitch dark( it was early evening siesta )
Next I hear this hissing kind of sound, and I thought I didnt turn off the aircon properly, so I sit up to see if the little lihght is on. NO it was off, but then I saw this kind of lady in white dress with long hair, and she was hissing sort of -but not in scary way. I thought that I had flipped out, so I went and told my husband, and he went completely white and called his mum. Then I got dragged to the sifu, made to carry a little wooden kris thing and had to wash my hair some kind of special water ( i hope not *special* like from the river....).
Then they told me it was the ghost of that house who stayed there because it had been built over a water source and a tree was removed or something.
Thats the only hantu I seen. BBut I think I saw her again one day when dribving out of the kemayoran ketapang-there is a tree at the end of the street that is really strange with twisted trunks all fat like a squashy pumpkin shape.
Or maybe I am just delusional!!!
What about the little crickets that come though-I always get one inside the house every time my husband go overseas-you think he practising black magic on me? LOL?.
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#83 - 10 Dec 05 13:55 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Quote:
Originally posted by inggrit brown:
Hahahahaha....! wink )

but why 5 times in a day / 10 times in a day??

I want 5 times/10 times in One hour with different man.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wink
huahahhhhha.
ARE YOU STRONG ENOUGH?

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#84 - 10 Dec 05 17:15 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Quote:
Originally posted by inggrit brown:
Hahahahaha....! wink )

but why 5 times in a day / 10 times in a day??

I want 5 times/10 times in One hour with different man.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wink
and given your beauty, I would like to be one of the ten!

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#85 - 19 Dec 05 04:36 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Loc: Surabaya
Quote:
Originally posted by inggrit brown:
what about story of magic ?? something like "guna-guna" ??
i had such experience it was too scary
I never believed it. Total rubbish I thought. But it happened to me 5 years ago. I found a note written in Javanese in my girlfriendís bedroom. Iíve got it translated because I got suspicious and it appeared to be some kind of spell with my name in it. Some friend of her told me the name of here dukun. I paid him a visit. There where no light effects smoke or whatsoever at his place. It appeared to be a nice old man actually. Who would ever believe that? Bule masuk kampung ngobrol-ngonbrol sama Mbah Dukun. He told me she had visited several times and every time dapat tusuk. Some kind of very small diamond or gold pin punctured in her forehead and even in here genital area. It was for good luck to get many rich bule and lots of harta. She was a total freak! ha ha ha ha ha

In my opinion she could just as well put a banana in here ear. Would have had the same effect I guess. Iím not scarred or feel a victim. It just reminds me that some Indonesian girls will do anything to have a fortuned future. Total Freak she was!!

BTW we broke up laugh
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#86 - 19 Dec 05 07:53 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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..LOL! very naughty mabah dukun, he got money from both of you! he must be dukun palsu! ..hahha..
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#87 - 19 Dec 05 09:52 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
..LOL! very naughty mabah dukun, he got money from both of you! he must be dukun palsu! ..hahha..
dukun palsu,indeed so many in Indo...you know wyh mate?
when the government couldn't provide the work vacancy so they're looking for a way how to gain money..and became dukun it's a way!
commonly, we called them "ki, mbah, or something like that"

and commonly, the people came to dukun when they found something diffucult, how to mencari jodoh, how to get job the real job as we want...

any way..I have ever came to dukun...I didn't care too much wether he's really dukun or not but at that time I really need someone made me be calm and comfy!

when I tried to asked something about my future, he tried to gave me the best answer and he asked to pay him for "mahar".

whatever it's just intermezo, that there are many ways to gain money, one of them became Dukun! smile

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#88 - 19 Dec 05 10:07 Re: HANTU! ghosts/bules/demons
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good girl! no you don't want to go to mbah dukun to get rosco or kuku...LOL! all what you need to do is just yell their names 3 times!
Apa kabar Lin? how was your weekend? are you at work now? I miss your jokes lately, whats going babe? busy with honey bunny or what..write me and send that thing you promised!!
btw the words "how to mencari jodoh" really cracked me up..LOL!
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