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#63434 - 14 Oct 07 19:56 tongkat madura
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1. what is this?

2. how is it used?

3. does it actually work?
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#63435 - 14 Oct 07 20:01 Re: tongkat madura [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Answer:
1. How the hell should I know
2. How the hell should I know
3. HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW
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#63436 - 14 Oct 07 20:14 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Shesca]
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If it doesn't work, the used tongkat madura makes a great chewwy treat or play toy for the dog or the baby!

http://www.jamumadura.com/

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#63437 - 14 Oct 07 20:39 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Shesca]
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Quoting: Shesca
Answer:
1. How the hell should I know
2. How the hell should I know
3. HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW

i find your responses very difficult to accept. masa ga tahu??

if only ela was here; she knows all about empot ayam.

tragically, she's still mad at me cry
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#63479 - 16 Oct 07 18:03 Re: tongkat madura [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Gee, ku. It looks like cigar.
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#63482 - 16 Oct 07 18:25 Re: tongkat madura [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
If it doesn't work, the used tongkat madura makes a great chewwy treat or play toy for the dog or the baby!


Chewwy treat? Wonder if he'll get one for his birthday? And sorry for breaking the Shout Box...

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#63483 - 16 Oct 07 18:26 Re: tongkat madura [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: Shesca
Answer:
1. How the hell should I know
2. How the hell should I know
3. HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW

i find your responses very difficult to accept. masa ga tahu??

if only ela was here; she knows all about empot ayam.

tragically, she's still mad at me cry


What a fucking tragedy that is.
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#63485 - 16 Oct 07 18:35 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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"At a beauty salon or spa, the bride might have her vagina "smoked," by sitting on a chair with a hole in the middle over a charcoal fire on which special herbs are placed to create a fragrant steam."

Bloody hell fire - the thought of XXXXXXXX with her flaps akimbo over the barbecue is enough to turn me to drink.


Edited by Dilli (17 Oct 07 04:57)
Edit Reason: Name Removed
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#63515 - 17 Oct 07 11:50 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Miss Indonesia 1947?
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#63535 - 17 Oct 07 22:52 Re: tongkat madura [Re: bonita]
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Quoting: bonita
Gee, ku. It looks like cigar.



haha..Bon, it's not look like cigar but looks like...... wink
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#64067 - 30 Oct 07 05:54 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Jokie Jokie Girl]
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I can shed a little light on this subject, As my girlfriend informs me, the madura stick works by absorbing moisture. it effectivly dries the pussy up and gives more friction. I have been told that in general indonesian guys like dry vaginas.

I would imagine that the hydroscopic propities of the tongkat madura would make it not so pleasent to smoke, unless you wanted to smoke it after it had first been used for its intended purpose. mmmmmm mickey juice flavoured cigar.
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#64092 - 30 Oct 07 09:41 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Yes]
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just avoid cucumbers and pineapples in your diet. Cucumbers make women wet apparently. No smart comments please...
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#64094 - 30 Oct 07 09:43 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Yes and Egg-plants give you a limp dick ... In fact any soft vegetable is going to give your old chap problems
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#64095 - 30 Oct 07 09:44 Re: tongkat madura [Re: chewwyUK]
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Is that why you became a vegetarian, trying to calm yourself down?
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#64097 - 30 Oct 07 09:57 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Dilli]
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can u buy these sticks in jakarta? Is the opposite available? One that'll make a lady friend a bit moister in the spam castanet area after a heavy three hour session?
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#64098 - 30 Oct 07 10:20 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Roy's Hair]
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you don't expect us to believe you ever get involved in a 3 hour session do you?
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#64099 - 30 Oct 07 10:21 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Roy's Hair]
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You dirty bastard -

I must admit I got a bit of a lob on thinking about it .

Try just a little bit of ripe banana rubbed in 3 times a day to the affected area , or of course eat pineapple before hand , you will need a wet suit
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#64125 - 31 Oct 07 02:50 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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"I have been told that in general indonesian guys like dry vaginas."

Why is that?

Becuase it reminds them of an arsehole???......

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#64130 - 31 Oct 07 05:16 Re: tongkat madura [Re: naga]
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naga! that's not a very nice thing to say about indonesian manhood! even if it's true!
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#64132 - 31 Oct 07 05:35 Re: tongkat madura [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Strange, he's posting from Columbia (and I dont mean British Columbia)
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#64135 - 31 Oct 07 05:43 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Dilli]
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maybe he's doing a drug run.
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#64137 - 31 Oct 07 05:48 Re: tongkat madura [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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If he was on a bicycle he could get charged with pedalling dope!
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#64159 - 31 Oct 07 09:19 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Dilli]
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BOOM BOOM!


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#64181 - 31 Oct 07 18:00 Re: tongkat madura [Re: Yes]
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Quoting: xolunt
As my girlfriend informs me, the madura stick works by absorbing moisture. it effectivly dries the pussy up and gives more friction. I have been told that in general indonesian guys like dry vaginas.


My wife and I knew this local girl a few years back because she was dating a bule acquaintance of ours, and this girl told us that her previous BF (an Indonesian guy) used to beat her black and blue if she got wet!! He used to say she must be a slut because she was getting turned on and wet!! I thought I knew all the trippy little hangups that Asian guys have, after living in Japan, but this thing about wetness really blew me away. Maybe it's a size issue.
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#64183 - 31 Oct 07 18:38 Re: tongkat madura [Re: riccardo]
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I know this is becoming a very sexual discussion. However, Im really curious after reading some of the postings regarding the moisture level of the female private parts. I really had always thought that EVERY men would prefer "it" dry. I guess I had been wrong. And Ric, I think your theory regarding the majority of Asian male requirement of lower moisture "there" sounds quite interesting smile

Please dont attack me..... frown
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