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#61987 - 25 Sep 07 07:36 Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta
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Gay Penguin, no problems...

When penguins have sex, the female lies on her belly and the male climbs on top with his feet and puts his rump around her rump. Then their cloacas (sexual organs) meet, and the sperm is transferred into the female. It's called the cloacal kiss.

Keny and the Captain were clearly kissing both ways. So in 2007, Ragunan Zoo did a blood test to determine their gender. It proved they were both male.

Today, they are one of the best couples at the Cilandak aquarium. "Sometimes they lie on the rocks together," Shesca said. "They're one of the few couples that like to hang out together outside their nest."

This pair have a highly coveted nest. During mating season, several other penguins have tried to steal it. The Captain, a fierce fighter, kept them at bay. (Keny, on the other hand, is "afraid of his own shadow," said Shes!)

The appeal of their nest is the location: high up, close to the water and the feeding station. Rumors that they keep the neatest nest at the aquarium because they're gay are not true.


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#61988 - 25 Sep 07 07:39 Penguin fashion [Re: Dilli]
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Dilli demonstrates the latest Punk Creations at the Jakarta fashion Show!


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#61989 - 25 Sep 07 07:45 Stella for Penguins [Re: Dilli]
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Bartele, a dutch bar owner has confirmed that Jakarta's Penguins are changing from Bintang to Stella.

Said Bart "I have not got a fucking clue why, cranky fuckers these Penguins, never know what they will get up too next"


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#61990 - 25 Sep 07 07:50 Racist Penguins [Re: Dilli]
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For some reason JakChat Penguins were being accused of racism!


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#61991 - 25 Sep 07 07:54 Penguin Pregnancy [Re: Dilli]
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One of our regular Penguins (clue, lives in Kemang) and he asked if I could tell him where Baby penguins came from, so just for you Chewwy:


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#61992 - 25 Sep 07 07:57 PLA [Re: Dilli]
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The Jakartan branch of the PLA (Penguin Liberation Army) were on the streets last night on another daring rescue mission which went badly wrong!


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#61993 - 25 Sep 07 08:01 Levitating Penguins [Re: Dilli]
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Fez bar in Kemang was able to open again after the troubles they encoountered with the FPI last week.

The headline act was Piss Salon, levitiating, shooting lightning from his flippers (or should they be wings) and wearing - A Fez!


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#61994 - 25 Sep 07 08:13 Die Hard with a Penguin [Re: Dilli]
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Roy's Hair stars in this all action Penguin Power action packed thriller featuring blod, guts and pure Penguin violence.

Showing now in Century 21 cinemas in CITOS, Pondok Indah mall and Senayan!


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#61995 - 25 Sep 07 08:24 Re: Die Hard with a Penguin [Re: Dilli]
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More Penguin Buffonery later....

Thanks to Treespotter for his inspiration!
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#62015 - 25 Sep 07 09:55 Posh Penguin [Re: Dilli]
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Want to get dressed up, head off for a bit off high class nosh?

Lulu's, the tailor shop in central Jakarta will cater for all your Penguin suit requirements.


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#62016 - 25 Sep 07 09:58 Chicks [Re: Dilli]
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Jakarta International School along with the British International School are putting on a series of lectures to educate Penguin Chicks on the evils of Narkoba

These will be ilustrated with shocking pictures of young Penguins who have overdosed.


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#62017 - 25 Sep 07 10:00 Fancy some Dancing [Re: Dilli]
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Tha Stadium is now open for Thursday Evening Penguins Only Dance night..

Go strutt your stuff and get some Penguin Action this week at the Stadium.


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#62018 - 25 Sep 07 10:03 Mittens and Penguins [Re: Dilli]
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A certain members cat has been taken to therapy after it was discovered that Mittens had a Penguin snorting habit.

Mittens is expected to be in rehab for at least 10 days, we hope she has a full recovery


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#62019 - 25 Sep 07 10:06 Penguin Diets [Re: Dilli]
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Kuku had never understood how to raise young Rama correctly.


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#62020 - 25 Sep 07 10:09 Jet Propelled Penguins [Re: Dilli]
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Latest Evidence suggests that the reason penguins cannot fly is that they purchased faulty Jet Propelled Rocket Packs from a shady Penguin accessory outlet in Manga Dua!


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#62021 - 25 Sep 07 10:16 Paint Shop Penguin Porno [Re: Dilli]
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Balibob had mastered MS Paint and decided to offer self portait Goatse for consideration.

My my my Bob, one does have a very deep bottom!


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#62040 - 25 Sep 07 12:11 Blog fest Invites [Re: Dilli]
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The members of JakChat were filled with glee when treespotter made an about turn!


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#62042 - 25 Sep 07 12:13 Jaksa Boys Penguin Cross Dressing Fest [Re: Dilli]
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This Saturday at Yaudah Bistro.

Fresh Herring Cocktails all evening to those who come out of the closet!


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#62043 - 25 Sep 07 12:16 Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Dilli]
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Specially for the Children when the parents have left them in the nest while foraging for food at Heroes...


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#62045 - 25 Sep 07 12:18 Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Dilli]
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Not forgetting something for the Teenagers


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#62048 - 25 Sep 07 12:31 Jet Pack Improvements [Re: Dilli]
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After some assistance from the Bandung College of Technology, there appeared to be an advancement in the jet packs performance!


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#62049 - 25 Sep 07 12:36 Jet Pack Improvements and end of Beta testing [Re: Dilli]
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But, the final perfections were achieved with the use of Riccardo's Super Spicy Chilli Sauce with a twist of bullshit. Final tests took place in Jalan Jaksa this morning and were succesfull.


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#62050 - 25 Sep 07 12:39 Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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After the Jaksa tests had been completed, SBY ordered the creation of a Squadron of Deadly Killer Penguin Bio- Weapons with stealth technology to be used against malicious bloggers who stood in his way!


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#62053 - 25 Sep 07 13:01 Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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During the great Blog Wars the penguins were highly decorated after much galantry and fearless strikes against repression.


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#62054 - 25 Sep 07 13:03 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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But, due to their success, the Penguin Ariel Combat Unit discovered that the Bloggers had made many attempts to infiltrate their ranks and discover the secrets of the jet packs.


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