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#61722 - 22 Sep 07 01:42 Pearls of Wisdom
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"Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over
50 Years To Learn" by Dave Barry
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Never lick a steak knife.

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

Your friends love you anyway.
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#61724 - 22 Sep 07 06:30 Re: Pearls of Wisdom [Re: Magpie]
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Never whistle while you are pissing!
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#61765 - 22 Sep 07 12:41 Re: Pearls of Wisdom [Re: Dilli]
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Confucius say, man who date small-breasted woman have right to feel low.
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#61766 - 22 Sep 07 12:42 Re: Pearls of Wisdom [Re: Dilli]
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A freshly applied pearl necklace greatly enhances a womans beauty!
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#61767 - 22 Sep 07 12:43 Re: Pearls of Wisdom [Re: Dilli]
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haven't you got things to be moving piss????
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#61773 - 22 Sep 07 16:38 Re: Pearls of Wisdom [Re: Piss Salon]
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Quoting: Piss Salon
Confucius say, man who date small-breasted woman have right to feel low.


Confucious say, girl who die virgin sure to get laid in coffin.

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#61774 - 22 Sep 07 16:53 Re: Pearls of Wisdom [Re: kenyeung]
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Which reminds me.... I have a little something in the garden which I shall dig up tonight!

Today shall forever more be known as Fred West day!
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#61782 - 23 Sep 07 07:46 Re: Pearls of Wisdom [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
Quoting: Piss Salon
Confucius say, man who date small-breasted woman have right to feel low.


Confucious say, girl who die virgin sure to get laid in coffin.

This is so confusing....
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#61784 - 23 Sep 07 08:32 Re: Pearls of Wisdom [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
Quoting: Piss Salon
Confucius say, man who date small-breasted woman have right to feel low.


Confucious say, girl who die virgin sure to get laid in coffin.


confucious say, 'doh' grin
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