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#61107 - 13 Sep 07 23:22 Brown Hatter
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Gordon Brown has been speaking, at his monthly press conference, about his admiration, in certain respects, for Mrs Thatcher, whom he describes as a “conviction politician”, like himself.
For f***'s sake, you loathsome, Caledonian f***ing cock, are there no f***ing limits to the vacuous f***ing flexibility of f***ing New Labour? Oh, yes indeed, Jane Tomlinson, Nelson Mandela, Mrs Thatcher, they all had virtuous virtues which you can talk about in a virtuous-sounding, virtuous sort of way on f***ing Sky News! If your balls hadn't f***ing dessicated to f***ing Whitehall grey 20 years ago, what you would have f***ing said is, “Thatcher? That vicious, dried out c*** of a hellbitch? Yeah, she was a “conviction politician” all right – she should have been f***ing convicted for the murder of dozens of f***ing Argentine conscripts, to say nothing of selling off Britain's collectively owned fixtures and fittings to a bunch of f***ing greased back pinstripe f***ing Hoorah bandits, thereby precipitating a poverty gap which is driving this country brakeless down the hill to hell in a f***ing handcart! Hang the hag from the highest lamppost in Whitehall!” But you didn't, because you're a mealy-mouthed, flabby-faced c***!
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#61109 - 13 Sep 07 23:57 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Roy's Hair]
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I'd disagree, in fact the whole thing is disagreeable, and if we're going to seek agreement here were going to have just put aside our disagreements, and agree to disagree. Agreed?


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#61110 - 13 Sep 07 23:58 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Oh golly! Not f***ing again..
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#61126 - 14 Sep 07 09:30 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Roy's Hair]
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But you didn't, because you're a mealy-mouthed, flabby-faced c***!


All countries get the leaders they deserve. All of this New Left, New Liberal, New Labour shite is nothing more than a sloppily whitewashed, mealy-mouthed rehash of 18th Century Socialism.

I Ain't Gonna Work on Maggie's Farm No More and I don't expect you lot to do so either.

But you need to rethink the state of things in the UK and get someone in there that's going to sort out the immigration/religion shite. Mealy-mouthed terrorism apologists aren't going to cut it, even if you do have a sense of guilt about your colonial activities back in the day among the brown folk of this planet. This generation doesn't owe them anything. Get on with making things right in your own country and not saving the brownies from their shit holes.
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#61127 - 14 Sep 07 09:38 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: riccardo]
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Gosh. Sorry then everyone. Ricc - you sound like David Koresh. Have you ever considered holing up in a compound in Utah with a shed load o guns?
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#61129 - 14 Sep 07 09:45 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Roy's Hair]
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utah?? wasn't koresh in trigger-happy texas?
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#61130 - 14 Sep 07 09:46 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Roy's Hair]
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I think your getting your wackos mixed up there RH.
--Koresh: cultist, pedophile in Texas
--Brigham Young/Joe Smith: Holed up in compound in Utah and started the Mormon cult
--David Duke: Extreme right-wing fascist KKK guy in Louisiana.
--Randy Weaver: holed up with guns and like-minded fascists in Idaho

Would you say I fit into such categories because I say this:

Mealy-mouthed terrorism apologists aren't going to cut it, even if you do have a sense of guilt about your colonial activities back in the day among the brown folk of this planet. This generation doesn't owe them anything. Get on with making things right in your own country
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#61131 - 14 Sep 07 09:53 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Thought that was Waco Texas... I have a mate working here in Jakarta at the moment that was in Waco (his home town) when the AFT guys went in and the fire started.

With a big smile on his face he pronounced that he could "hear 'em motherfuckers screaming all the way to hell" from his nearby house.

He is off course, one of the reddest rednecks I have ever met!

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#61132 - 14 Sep 07 10:01 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: riccardo]
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And I think, in y'alls haste, you missed the sine qua non of my response which was cloaked as a double entendre about Thatcher.

Have you guys ever heard of Bob Dylan (aka Robbie Zimmerman)? That song, "Maggie's Farm" was a withering criticism of self-important, johnny-come-lately, white liberal, coffee-house activists.
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#61133 - 14 Sep 07 10:02 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: riccardo]
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Quoting: riccardo
I think your getting your wackos mixed up there RH.
--Koresh: cultist, pedophile in Texas
--Brigham Young/Joe Smith: Holed up in compound in Utah and started the Mormon cult
--David Duke: Extreme right-wing fascist KKK guy in Louisiana.
--Randy Weaver: holed up with guns and like-minded fascists in Idaho

Would you say I fit into such categories because I say this:

Mealy-mouthed terrorism apologists aren't going to cut it, even if you do have a sense of guilt about your colonial activities back in the day among the brown folk of this planet. This generation doesn't owe them anything. Get on with making things right in your own country


I think it would help if you put YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA at the end of it and shot a pistol in the air .... then you would be getting closer
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#61134 - 14 Sep 07 10:07 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Dilli]
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More trenchant and incisive political analysis from Herr Freedom Fries there. I don't feel any colonial guilt or white man's burden rubbish. But I rather think that colonialism in it's modern form is a subtler and more invidious beast - i.e. it's economic in it's working methodology. This is where the good ol' first world led by the WTO, World Bank, IMF with the US at the helm comes in.

Muslim fundies can at least claim ignorance. They don't know what democracy is. Their brains are at a state of arrested development. US Christian weirdos, though, have inherited 300 odd years of secular tradition and they still go all shiny eyed
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#61136 - 14 Sep 07 10:09 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Roy's Hair]
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#61137 - 14 Sep 07 10:10 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Ricc, you could do a good Yosemite Sam impressiopn if you glued a big droopy moustache on.
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#61138 - 14 Sep 07 10:13 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Roy's Hair]
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I'll just chuck a "Yippy I Oh Ty Ay" in for good measure!
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#61139 - 14 Sep 07 10:17 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Roy's Hair]
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yee haw!


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#61140 - 14 Sep 07 10:17 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: riccardo]
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And I think, in y'alls haste, you missed the sine qua non of my response which was cloaked as a double entendre about Thatcher.

Have you guys ever heard of Bob Dylan (aka Robbie Zimmerman)? That song, "Maggie's Farm" was a withering criticism of self-important, johnny-come-lately, white liberal, coffee-house activists.
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#61141 - 14 Sep 07 10:20 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: riccardo]
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Your trousers my friend, are blowin' in the wind. Your trousers are blowin' in the wind.
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#61142 - 14 Sep 07 10:24 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: riccardo]
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Almost forgot..

"Get off your horse and drink your milk"



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#61143 - 14 Sep 07 10:24 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: riccardo]
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Brits engage in two types of "rebuttals" when they are clearly losing a debate and losing face:
1. Call their protagonist frivolous, caricatured names so others in the pub (on the forum) laugh and forget the substance.
2. Seize on one word or phrase and make a childish, crude joke -- usually one that involves sexual orientation, organs or things you do in the toilet.
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#61144 - 14 Sep 07 10:25 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Dilli]
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As spoken by the gay John Wayne who had in fact lost his trousers during a bumfight at the OK Corrall
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#61145 - 14 Sep 07 10:27 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Dilli]
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2. Seize on one word or phrase and make a childish, crude joke -- usually one that involves sexual organs or things you do in the toilet.

You forgot emoticons, they are also useful in these situations.









































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#61146 - 14 Sep 07 10:28 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: riccardo]
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Quoting: riccardo

2. Seize on one word or phrase and make a childish, crude joke -- usually one that involves sexual organs or things you do in the toilet.


It was the word "Dylan". Sorry. Like a red rag to a bull that mumbling, crusty, non-singing,non-painting, verbally constipated, pug ugly, Greenwich Village rapin' mutha fucker
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#61150 - 14 Sep 07 10:39 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Roy's Hair]
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you forgot about

3. Get bored, switch off and then randomly ask if anybody wants a cup of tea.

or

4. Smash glass on table and ram in the face of the person you are engaging in verbal banter (although this is more of a Scottish reaction)

or

5. Break the tension by Farting very loudly

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#61152 - 14 Sep 07 10:56 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Sorry, don't know which Dylan that is...

I do know this guy!


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#61153 - 14 Sep 07 10:58 Re: Brown Hatter [Re: Dilli]
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But, I really did not take to the King either, well that was until he became a bit more mainstream in the UK..

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has left the herb garden!


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