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#60872 - 12 Sep 07 07:27 RI mob burns Aussie Flag
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On the subject off Olympic running, as the plane was arriving into Singapore yesterday my colon had other plans...

The seat belt signs were on, the flaps were down, crew had taken landing positions and the said colon had other ideas!

Olympic dash, I could have beaten Mr Gay in the distance between aircraft seat and first shitters nearest to Gate F36 in Changi Airport.........
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#60878 - 12 Sep 07 07:47 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Dilli]
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Alternatively, RI could sentence John Howard to decapitation...


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#60889 - 12 Sep 07 08:33 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Dilli]
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like the catapult ... very efficient
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#60908 - 12 Sep 07 12:53 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Dilli]
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On the subject off Olympic running, as the plane was arriving into Singapore yesterday my colon had other plans...

The seat belt signs were on, the flaps were down, crew had taken landing positions and the said colon had other ideas!

Olympic dash, I could have beaten Mr Gay in the distance between aircraft seat and first shitters nearest to Gate F36 in Changi Airport.........


Do you mean your colon was attempting to make an emergency landing first?
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#60913 - 12 Sep 07 13:03 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Pretty well, got a bit twitchy on final approach!
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#60918 - 12 Sep 07 13:24 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Dilli]
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Technically known as ring flutter , can be caused by consumption of roof rabbit and other delicacies
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#60922 - 12 Sep 07 14:00 Dill's Toilet dash [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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We may have a new sport for the London 2012 Olympics
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#60934 - 12 Sep 07 15:16 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Quoting: Capt. Mainwaring
Technically known as ring flutter ,


Also known as the trumpeter's lips
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#60942 - 12 Sep 07 17:10 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Quoting: Roy's hair
Quoting: Capt. Mainwaring
Technically known as ring flutter ,


Also known as the trumpeter's lips

i used to be a trombonist.

bass trombone, actually.

not many people know that ...
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#60944 - 12 Sep 07 17:48 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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On the fiddle more like
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#60956 - 12 Sep 07 20:50 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Are u being euphemistic Ku? Bass trombone/cubicles?
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#60959 - 12 Sep 07 20:59 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Are u being euphemistic Ku?

well, funny you should mention that: i also played the euphoniom. another B-flat bass brass instrument, but with valves rather than a slide, a larger, more rounded mouthpiece, and a bigger tuba-like bell. sound is more mellow than a trombone.
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#60974 - 12 Sep 07 22:44 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Tuba for me. Bloody parents.
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#60975 - 12 Sep 07 22:45 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Piss Salon]
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you've never struck me as being a tuba kind of person, frankly.
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#61179 - 14 Sep 07 18:13 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Tuba? Does that make the same sound as explosive diahorrea?

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#61184 - 14 Sep 07 19:29 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: RossM]
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Tuba? Does that make the same sound as explosive diahorrea?

the harmonic pedal notes produced by bass brass instruments, esp. trombones, certianly have a fartish quality, frequently employed in big band music.
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#61187 - 14 Sep 07 20:03 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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I bow to your superior knowledge of notes with a fartish quality...lol

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#61189 - 15 Sep 07 00:14 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: RossM]
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As I said: "Bloody parents." Anyway, I gave up after three weeks after I was beaten in a brass competition by the local down syndrome kid. True.

Played the piano for a while but the hairy moles on the back of my elderly piano teacher's neck did me in in the end.

My brothers, both successful and not living in Jakarta obviously, are both proficient in their chosen instruments, including one who played the trombone and briefly jammed with the then remnants of 'Split Enz'. Well, once anyway. During a wedding.

And as to whether of not the tuba has the same fartish qualities as a wet fart -- it does. I relive the experience often, much to my gf's displeasure.
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#61192 - 15 Sep 07 00:28 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Are u being euphemistic Ku?

well, funny you should mention that: i also played the euphoniom. another B-flat bass brass instrument, but with valves rather than a slide, a larger, more rounded mouthpiece, and a bigger tuba-like bell. sound is more mellow than a trombone.


Too many large bells for one night.
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#61193 - 15 Sep 07 00:32 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Piss Salon]
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As I said: "Bloody parents." Anyway, I gave up after three weeks after I was beaten in a brass competition by the local down syndrome kid. True.

Played the piano for a while but the hairy moles on the back of my elderly piano teacher's neck did me in in the end.

My brothers, both successful and not living in Jakarta obviously, are both proficient in their chosen instruments, including one who played the trombone and briefly jammed with the then remnants of 'Split Enz'. Well, once anyway. During a wedding.

And as to whether of not the tuba has the same fartish qualities as a wet fart -- it does. I relive the experience often, much to my gf's displeasure.


After 3 weeks that is understandable .

Is it wise to consume 400mg of Viagra in one sitting? Considering that I took my organ to the orgy but no one asked me to play.
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#61197 - 15 Sep 07 07:25 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Here is the result off 100 mg never mind 400 mg!


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#61222 - 15 Sep 07 11:53 Re: RI mob burns Aussie Flag [Re: Dilli]
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pink oboe euph. Penis. As in: "Tell me madam, do you play the pink oboe?"
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