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#601 - 11 Mar 06 21:59 Quote from a Tv Show
Dilli Offline
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First one to identify the TV show gets my body for a night(unless you are a a man)

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You are a girl. And you are a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar-bears-only golf club.

Polar bears are prohibited from participating !(You know who you are)
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#602 - 11 Mar 06 22:07 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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dilli, you have been on the Black Label again havent you!!!

"I have a very cunning plan. As cunning as a fox with a degree in cunning from Oxford University...."

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#603 - 11 Mar 06 22:08 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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C*nt
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#604 - 11 Mar 06 22:10 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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I've a horrid suspicion that PB's plan will be the stupidest thing we've heard since Lord Nelson's famous signal at the Battle of the Nile: 'England knows Lady Hamilton's a virgin, poke my eye out and cut off my arm if I'm wrong'.

Lightning speed reaction me lord Polar Bear!
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#605 - 11 Mar 06 22:22 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Wrong about the Black Label, Grande Tequila @ Amigos. Off into Sumatra again tomorrow, effinh Oil, why can't they schedule meetings to tie in with airline schedules.

Given a choice: : I'd rather spend an evening on top of a ladder in No Man's Land smoking endless cigarettes through a luminous balaclava.

Found a website full off good quotes, I'll post them ad -hoc
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#606 - 11 Mar 06 22:33 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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My all time favourite show, especially the WW1 episodes......

"I want to see a war fought so badly"

"Well you in luck Bob, one hasnt been fought this badly since.....

Enjoy the GT. i am on the balcony, with a Ballentines and a cigar. 2;30am....

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#607 - 12 Mar 06 12:42 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
C*nt
hey! what's with the "*"?? are you trying to infer that JakChat is censored?!

listen, ain't no fucking censorship on this message board.

trust me. i'm a sysop wink
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#608 - 12 Mar 06 13:14 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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can't?

yes you can....

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#609 - 12 Mar 06 13:18 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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My all time favourite show, especially the WW1 episodes......

"I want to see a war fought so badly"

"Well you in luck Bob, one hasnt been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside".'

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#610 - 12 Mar 06 21:27 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Once again, another quiet Sunday, however, things got better. Had on offline meeting with a Jak Chat member, forget about fantasies, people in real life are much nicer than the avatar will ever suggest!
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#611 - 12 Mar 06 22:29 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Selamat malam Dili, back in Jakarta already?
smile Meeting peopler through internet not so bad idea after all, isn't?
So when you going to meet your other pastel girl? wink
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#612 - 13 Mar 06 00:01 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Had on offline meeting with a Jak Chat member, forget about fantasies, people in real life are much nicer than the avatar will ever suggest!
Agreed with the last thing mentioned.

Btw, I wondered siapa one of JakChat members whom you had an offline meeting with... confused
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#613 - 13 Mar 06 00:19 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
C*nt
hey! what's with the "*"?? are you trying to infer that JakChat is censored?!

listen, ain't no fucking censorship on this message board.

trust me. i'm a sysop wink
Hmmm...Kuku, I'm just thinking, if our posts contain Racism, Hatred, Harassment, Obscene material, or Any illegal content, there's no censorship at all? confused

I was just given 'Rules, Policies, and Disclaimer' that had to be read and agreed with just before I signed in here earlier...

But I really like the 'Short Version' part. Think I fit the bill for that part wink
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#614 - 13 Mar 06 06:06 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Not telling! Anyway Laluna,dont pretend that you know nothing......
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#615 - 13 Mar 06 06:52 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Is there some secret meetings, backroom dealings I should know about?

g00f dude is always the last to know.

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#616 - 13 Mar 06 06:54 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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I think there is some parallel world to which I have no entry.....

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#617 - 13 Mar 06 07:11 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Nothing to be worried about oh great bear, just the Dilli man doing what he does best...as for goof - NOSY BASTARD,,,,he,he,he
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#618 - 13 Mar 06 08:25 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Not telling! Anyway Laluna,dont pretend that you know nothing......
Pagi Dili....
Don't pretend or I should pretend???!!!!!
Anyway...I'm not telling to anyone too!
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#619 - 13 Mar 06 08:35 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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anyway...what do i know? I really do know nothing....lol
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#620 - 13 Mar 06 08:52 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Hello darlin Laurent...morning smooch to you!
yep..all our phones were weird! the machines said "sorry, your call didn't go thru"! oops!
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#621 - 13 Mar 06 09:07 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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hmmm....yes, i think it's very weird, or you probably call me when I on the line. Anyway, get to go to work now....try again and please read your PM. See you later honey...Mwaaaahhhhhhhh.
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#622 - 13 Mar 06 09:26 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Sniff sniff sniff...my nose is itchy.

So everyone is doing a Sargeant Schultz.

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#623 - 13 Mar 06 09:43 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Scratch scratch... my ass is itchy

so Im doing a Black Adder smile

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#624 - 13 Mar 06 10:47 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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Rub Rub, my sacs are full

So I'm having a J. Arthur Rank
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#625 - 13 Mar 06 11:03 Re: Quote from a Tv Show
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hahaha.......! trying to make some girls on JakChat horny??
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