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#60075 - 31 Aug 07 07:47 Pissing in the Laundry Basket
Dilli Offline
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"a well-balanced lifestyle which you all out there should be emulating??"

You trying to tell me something?

I note Mrs Dilli is shooting looks of venom at me this morning, I suspect it has something to do with my pissing in the laundry basket (again) last night!

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#60076 - 31 Aug 07 07:55 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
"a well-balanced lifestyle which you all out there should be emulating??"

You trying to tell me something?


goodness no! i mean, you have a lifestyle well worth emulating, and i'm sure your daughters will do just that in good time! wink

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I note Mrs Dilli is shooting looks of venom at me this morning, I suspect it has something to do with my pissing in the laundry basket (again) last night!

some women are just so damn fussy.
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#60077 - 31 Aug 07 08:03 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Dilli]
kenyeung Offline
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Quoting: Dilli
pissing in the laundry basket (again) last night!


Which reminds me of another good Viz Top Tip:

Men, avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply pissing in the sink when you come home drunk.

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#60078 - 31 Aug 07 08:07 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: kenyeung]
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Apparently that was what I had attempted but there was a height issue and the laundry basket was an easier target!
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#60079 - 31 Aug 07 08:25 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Dilli]
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The "Spoils" of War....


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#60080 - 31 Aug 07 08:27 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Dilli]
chewwyUK Offline
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really --- you were so proud of pissing in the laundry basket you took picture of it??
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#60081 - 31 Aug 07 08:31 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: chewwyUK]
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Actually Mrs Dilli took the picture of the carnage to remind me off what happened. Apparently last night she was sure I would have no memory of the incident in the morning!

She was correct off course, she also told my daughter who's first question this morning was "Dad, why did you...."

One off life's true "Homer" moments!

But it was a great night smile
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#60082 - 31 Aug 07 08:42 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Dilli]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quoting: Dilli
Actually Mrs Dilli took the picture of the carnage to remind me off what happened. Apparently last night she was sure I would have no memory of the incident in the morning!

sometimes i feel sooo sorry for Mrs. Dilli ...
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#60083 - 31 Aug 07 08:53 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
The "Spoils" of War....


Looks like a horse piddled on it.

Do you often tinkle randomly around the house?

If that was a good night I dread to think what a bad one will be like.
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#60084 - 31 Aug 07 08:54 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Dilli Offline
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Look on the bright side, she is getting a one week break next week! Thankfully hotel's do not have laundry baskets!
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#60085 - 31 Aug 07 08:57 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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In saying that, I think I can probably guess - have you ever done a curley-wurley in the microwave?
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#60087 - 31 Aug 07 09:03 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Dilli Offline
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No but I could photoshop one!
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#60088 - 31 Aug 07 09:36 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Dilli]
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omg, dilli... never thought you will have talent to piss in the basket
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#60091 - 31 Aug 07 09:50 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: emmajkt]
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There is no end to my limitless talent Emma! I am very good at most things, pising in the laundry basket is one off my lesser skills!
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#60096 - 31 Aug 07 10:59 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
pising in the laundry basket is one off my lesser skills!


very modest of you dilli grin
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#60105 - 31 Aug 07 12:56 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: emmajkt]
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Jesus. My fucking head.

I can beat you Mr Dilli. It is now 12.55pm and I have just got up.

A question.

How do you make six Indonesian cops scatter across the road like skittles?

Go to the Eastern Promise on a Thursday night and attach yourself to a bunch of extremely intelligent motherfuckers. Next, win the quiz and have all your alcohol paid for. Keep drinking. Dance on the bar (optional). Get on your bike and drive down the fast lane of Jl Rasuna Said at high speed. Come over the Rasuna bridge and then approach the waiting police raid at increased speed. Watch police attempt to block road with fat bodies and then dive out of way at last moment. Wake up surrounded by Macdonald wrappers, half eaten burgers, chips in bed and angry girlfriend.
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#60117 - 31 Aug 07 16:33 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Piss Salon]
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Poor nana hahaha
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#60119 - 31 Aug 07 16:43 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
Apparently that was what I had attempted but there was a height issue and the laundry basket was an easier target!


Where have you got your basin mounted? above the door ? I thought that wash hand basins were always mounted at cock height but perhaps you have your cock mounted somewhere strange.......
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#60120 - 31 Aug 07 16:46 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Dilli Offline
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My spatial awareness had been de-activated at the time...
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#60122 - 31 Aug 07 16:58 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Dilli]
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I am beginning to worry about some of the company that you keep.
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#60137 - 01 Sep 07 03:02 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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told you, imaginary friends are never a good thing!

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#60169 - 01 Sep 07 22:38 Re: Pissing in the Laundry Basket [Re: Piss Salon]
kenyeung Offline
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Quoting: Piss Salon
Go to the Eastern Promise on a Thursday night and attach yourself to a bunch of extremely intelligent motherfuckers. Next, win the quiz and have all your alcohol paid for. Keep drinking. Dance on the bar (optional). Get on your bike and drive down the fast lane of Jl Rasuna Said at high speed. Come over the Rasuna bridge and then approach the waiting police raid at increased speed. Watch police attempt to block road with fat bodies and then dive out of way at last moment. Wake up surrounded by Macdonald wrappers, half eaten burgers, chips in bed and angry girlfriend.


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