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#59415 - 21 Aug 07 18:54 The Shoe Size Game
yourfather Offline
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OK

So, I dunno if it is going to work or not....

Whats yours? and we'll use indo sizes.

(I don't want to start, because I am 99.9% sure that I have the largest feet here).

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#59416 - 21 Aug 07 18:57 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: yourfather]
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37.5, and what's the game?

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#59417 - 21 Aug 07 18:58 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: Choc_Cow]
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to see who has the BIGGEST and the SMALLEST

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#59418 - 21 Aug 07 18:59 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: yourfather]
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(damn i should've lied !, who knows i might win something)

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#59419 - 21 Aug 07 19:17 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Boredom hits new lows eh? And speaking of lows or bellowing, Choco's feet are destined for the glue factory. From whence in sticky gelatin form, they'll be sniffed by wretched street urchins -- the closest they'll ever get to a juicy beef steak.

YF - you claim to be size 15 - (about 52?). Stock up on shoes before you go to Indonesia, as my feets are 13 1/2 eee and there's nothing to fit 'em in jakarta shops. But you can get a cobbler to make you shoes. problem is they tend to fall apart pretty quickly, so every month you need to summon the "sepaatuuuu!" guy on the street and have him mend them.


Edited by kenyeung (21 Aug 07 19:42)
Edit Reason: remove the paw-size of my cat Mittens

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#59420 - 21 Aug 07 19:22 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
as my feets are 13 1/2 eee

you should join the circus!
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#59421 - 21 Aug 07 19:29 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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meh I tried once to get size 52's in JKT - just because I was sick of my other two pairs after 3 months.

I pretty much gave up and wore my sandals anyway. I dont like shoes.
typical bogan aussie

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#59498 - 23 Aug 07 06:42 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: yourfather]
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Mine's 39, sometimes 40. Probably biggest among the girls here.
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#59499 - 23 Aug 07 07:04 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: Shesca]
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It is said that a woman can tell how well endowed a man is by the size of his feet....

What does a womans foot size equate to?
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#59503 - 23 Aug 07 07:29 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: Dilli]
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The size of her heart?
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#59506 - 23 Aug 07 07:36 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: Shesca]
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On the island of Madura, it has long been claimed that women with big feet have big vulvas. Conversely, Australian aborigines believe that women with small feet tend to have narrow vaginas. This belief was shared in some parts of China, hence the quaint practice of foot-binding.

Obviously someone like Dili needs to conduct some in-depth research into the correlation between female foot size and memek measurements. My own probing into the matter has indicated that women with big feet tend to have big shoes.


Edited by kenyeung (23 Aug 07 07:36)

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#59508 - 23 Aug 07 07:43 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: kenyeung]
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This project may be fraught with difficulties!

I will need funding for the purchase of the esential equipment required to ensure acccurate results.

Who will sponsor me so I can purchase the necessary wet suit and snorkel?
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#59511 - 23 Aug 07 08:16 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: Dilli]
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Piss Salon should still have the GPS speculum that he stole from me a couple of years ago. Hand-carved from bamboo it was. And Roy's Hair should have a copy of the guide to navigating the interior of Joan Crawford's nether regions. Otherwise, pay a visit to Museum Rekor Dunia Indonesia and look for the woman with the biggest feet. Wait, scratch that idea, I've just remembered that Indonesian women with big feet tend to be bencong. You can probably cruise Jl Latu Harhari at night and find a few for your penetrating research.

On the island of Flores, there is a saying that women with red underpants tend to have violent husbands.


Edited by kenyeung (23 Aug 07 08:19)

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#59514 - 23 Aug 07 08:19 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: kenyeung]
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Regarding the copy of the guide to navigating the interior of Joan Crawford's nether regions, was that the Derek & Clive Version. If yes, I have my own copy.

Do you know if the GPS speculum is compatible with Windows Vista for downloading relevant information to my Cervical Database? If no, can it be upgraded?
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#59519 - 23 Aug 07 08:32 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: Dilli]
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When Piss Salon stole it, the GPS speculum still had its original bamboo USB lead and ratan serial port adapter box. No additional cable or adapter is needed. Simply plug the bamboo lead into a spare USB port and start downloading your info into the Cervical Database. For compatability with Windows Vista, you will need to get the Special Service Pack 2 for AutoVag-Reader 2007, which can be ordered from Microsoft for just $399 or purchased in Jakarta for Rp5,000.

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#59520 - 23 Aug 07 08:44 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: kenyeung]
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I'm currently using Minge Lite with enhaced Grafenberg detection, that should work I think.
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#59522 - 23 Aug 07 09:00 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: Dilli]
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Another option is QuickTime's Quim Counter Pro, although it can be slow to launch and there may be security problems if you don't completely trust the content of what you are downloading.

As for Minge Lite, regular users of its multiple-sharing input boxes have often ended up with infections due to not scanning for viruses.

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#59570 - 23 Aug 07 21:09 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: kenyeung]
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You guys are sick SOBs
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#59574 - 23 Aug 07 21:51 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: Shesca]
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I can vouch for Kenneth's shoe size. I've seen them hundreds of times and they're like big ol' clown shoes, so if YF has a full size and half bigger, that's like Shaquille O'Neal size!!



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#59589 - 24 Aug 07 08:51 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: Shesca]
Dilli Offline
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Quoting: Shesca
You guys are sick SOBs


It is always nice to be appreciated. Thanks for the compliment Shesca!
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#59591 - 24 Aug 07 09:22 Re: The Shoe Size Game [Re: riccardo]
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Quoting: riccardo
I can vouch for Kenneth's shoe size. I've seen them hundreds of times


I should mention that this is due to the many arse-kickings I have inflicted. my shoes are so long that they enter at the rear and can then been seen from in front.


Edited by kenyeung (24 Aug 07 09:22)

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