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#58495 - 12 Aug 07 17:40 Apparently I am getting Married in December
yourfather Offline
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im shitting my dacks.


all I've got left to do with my life is have kids....

and then life is over. order me a mahogany box.

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#58502 - 12 Aug 07 18:46 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: yourfather]
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relax.. if you're good at being a tightass, marriage is a great bargain, it comes with cheap cleaning service/catering/laundry & sex - hopefully for life-..

So congrats

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#58504 - 12 Aug 07 20:03 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Disagree!

Single is better!
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#58521 - 12 Aug 07 21:03 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Dilli]
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Thik again before its too late!
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#58537 - 13 Aug 07 06:01 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Quoting: Chocolatea
relax.. if you're good at being a tightass, marriage is a great bargain, it comes with cheap cleaning service/catering/laundry & sex - hopefully for life-..

So congrats


What do we (women) have in return? Damn it, I want my role reversed.

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#58559 - 13 Aug 07 08:41 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: doremi]
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marriage and kids is just a new life starting ... not the end of one. (well thats what i tell myself anyway)
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#58561 - 13 Aug 07 08:46 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: chewwyUK]
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Quoting: chewwyUK
marriage and kids is just a new life starting ... not the end of one. (well thats what i tell myself anyway)


All my friends are getting married
Yes they're all growin' old
They're staying home on weekends
They're all doin' what they're told

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#58564 - 13 Aug 07 09:00 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: chewwyUK
marriage and kids is just a new life starting ... not the end of one. (well thats what i tell myself anyway)



They're all doin' what they're told



That we do best, smile cheerfully and hand our sweet hubbies, the honey-do list.

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#58578 - 13 Aug 07 09:47 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: chewwyUK]
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Quoting: chewwyUK
marriage and kids is just a new life starting ... not the end of one. (well thats what i tell myself anyway)


Here is a little test for you and the misses...are you ready?

* Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems: first buy an octopus and a bag made out of loose mesh. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out.

* Learn the names of every character from Sesame Street, Barney, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

* Can you stand the mess children make? To find out, first smear strawberry jam onto the sofa and butter onto the curtains. Stick your fingers in the flower beds, then rub them on the clean walls. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?

In addition, try this....

http://www.stanford.edu/~bfenton/parenting.html
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#58644 - 13 Aug 07 16:12 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Dilli]
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can't stress this enough.. cheap cleaning service/catering/laundry & sex

plus if you're lucky you may see little miniyou(s) running around!

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#58645 - 13 Aug 07 16:24 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Choc_Cow]
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massage. you forgot massage. minimum 1 hour per day.

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#58646 - 13 Aug 07 16:26 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Dilli Offline
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With mandatory happy ending!
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#58647 - 13 Aug 07 16:32 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Dilli]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Posts: 10790
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Quoting: Dilli
With mandatory happy ending!

in my case, no. with the number of wives i have, you need to practice sperm conservation.
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#58651 - 13 Aug 07 16:57 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: Dilli
With mandatory happy ending!

in my case, no. with the number of wives i have, you need to practice sperm conservation.


sperm conservation? lol by the way why do u have so many wifes? is that a kind of tradition?
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#58657 - 13 Aug 07 17:18 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Queenie]
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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Loc: Centre of the Universe
it's not a tradition; it's an absolute physical necessity!!
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#58660 - 13 Aug 07 17:31 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
it's not a tradition; it's an absolute physical necessity!!


so means that a single woman dont satisfy you, thats why you need lots?? oh my and i thought asian women was hot!!!
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#58664 - 13 Aug 07 18:18 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Queenie]
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Loc: melbourne australia
Hi there!

Well, thanks for the advice!

im liking the idea of a cleaning service / maid /

they say wife

WASHING IRONING F.@!#ING ETC!

smile

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#58666 - 13 Aug 07 18:45 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: yourfather]
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Registered: 15 Sep 06
Posts: 364
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Quoting: yourfather
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im shitting my dacks.


all I've got left to do with my life is have kids....

and then life is over. order me a mahogany box.


really? are we invited? is this kind of invitation?
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#58667 - 13 Aug 07 18:48 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: bonita]
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well, you can come if you like...

We haven't decided any details yet though.

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#58679 - 13 Aug 07 20:49 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: yourfather]
Dilli Offline
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Loc: Nearest Bar
Is she a nice guy? Your intended I mean?
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#58682 - 13 Aug 07 21:20 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Dilli]
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Posts: 16
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Quoting: Dilli
Quoting: chewwyUK
marriage and kids is just a new life starting ... not the end of one. (well thats what i tell myself anyway)


Here is a little test for you and the misses...are you ready?

* Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems: first buy an octopus and a bag made out of loose mesh. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out.

* Learn the names of every character from Sesame Street, Barney, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

* Can you stand the mess children make? To find out, first smear strawberry jam onto the sofa and butter onto the curtains. Stick your fingers in the flower beds, then rub them on the clean walls. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?

In addition, try this....

http://www.stanford.edu/~bfenton/parenting.html


I was hiring babysitters, drivers and a butcher. No worries...
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#58685 - 14 Aug 07 01:52 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Your Shrink]
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Marriage is a commitment of a lifetime that suppose to be taken seriously as long. Nothing nor body's perfect, but as a human being we are blessed with ability to adapt and try harder no matter what. Those are what make life colorful. You are in for a great journey. Only the strong ones survive it smile Congrats!!!!
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#58687 - 14 Aug 07 05:50 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Shesca]
Dilli Offline
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Marriage can also do strange things to common sense!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6943616.stm
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#58710 - 14 Aug 07 10:51 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Dilli]
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Nice dude. Congrats and good luck.
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#58983 - 16 Aug 07 17:49 Re: Apparently I am getting Married in December [Re: Shesca]
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Registered: 30 Jul 07
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Loc: Melbourne, AU
Quoting: Shesca
Marriage is a commitment of a lifetime that suppose to be taken seriously as long. Nothing nor body's perfect, but as a human being we are blessed with ability to adapt and try harder no matter what. Those are what make life colorful. You are in for a great journey. Only the strong ones survive it smile Congrats!!!!

Agree with Shesca.

And also with whoever saying (previous post) that marriage is just a beginning of another journey. It is not the end of your happiness, if you marry the right person for the right reason.

And.. love itself is not enough to lead a happy married life.

Good luck and bless you!

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