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#57377 - 26 Jul 07 13:23 Good reason not to live that long..
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Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94-year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or
down?"

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.

She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that
forgetful, knock on wood."

She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door"

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#57392 - 26 Jul 07 19:47 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Choc_Cow]
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See if anyone can work this one out:


Two nuns sitting in a bath.

One says to the other, "Where's the soap?"

The second replies, "It does, doesn't it."
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#57407 - 27 Jul 07 07:11 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Piss Salon]
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Old one!
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#57429 - 27 Jul 07 09:26 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Dilli]
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But a good one.
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#57430 - 27 Jul 07 09:27 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Piss Salon]
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Quoting: Piss Salon
But a good one.

since when has JakChat become a dumping ground for old jokes?!
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#57431 - 27 Jul 07 09:33 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Pot and Kettle spring to mind Kuku! We thought you were one!
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#57434 - 27 Jul 07 09:47 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Dilli]
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i don't get it..

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#57436 - 27 Jul 07 10:04 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Will give you a clue.

Change "where's" for "wears", with "wears" meaning "deteriorate through use or stress".
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#57444 - 27 Jul 07 11:24 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Piss Salon]
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and change a question to a statement
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#57448 - 27 Jul 07 12:12 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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True
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#57450 - 27 Jul 07 12:25 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Piss Salon]
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Will give you a clue.

Change "where's" for "wears", with "wears" meaning "deteriorate through use or stress".


What with you being a man of book learning, perhaps you can clarify a few definitions for me :-

1) FARE
2) FAYRE
3) FAIR
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#57451 - 27 Jul 07 12:26 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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How do you spell "Fairy" correctly?
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#57452 - 27 Jul 07 12:42 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Dilli]
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Depends if you plan making a play on words - if you refer to a winch then it is "Fairey"
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#57453 - 27 Jul 07 12:46 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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I was thinking more of the "gay individual" usage!
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#57456 - 27 Jul 07 12:49 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Dilli]
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you might need a winch to remove a well inserted poofter
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#57462 - 27 Jul 07 13:06 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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No one has accused me of being a man of book learning before but I got this from the WordWeb (which I recommend everyone downloads onto their computers (itís free and excellent)):

Fare
Nouns
An agenda of things to do
The sum charged for riding in a public conveyance
A paying (taxi) passenger
The food and drink that are regularly served or consumed
Verbs
Proceed or get along
Eat well

Fayre
No such word

Fair
Adjectives
Free from favouritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules
Not excessive or extreme
Very pleasing to the eye (the one I think youíre interested in)
(of a baseball) hit between the foul lines
Lacking exceptional quality or ability
Attractively feminine (or maybe this one)
(of a manuscript) having few alterations or corrections
Gained or earned without cheating or stealing
Free of clouds or rain
(used of hair or skin) pale or light-coloured
Nouns
A travelling show; having sideshows and rides and games of skill etc.
Gathering of producers to promote business
A competitive exhibition of farm products
A sale of miscellany; often for charity
Verb
Join so that the external surfaces blend smoothly
Adverbs
In conformity with the rules or laws and without fraud or cheating
Without favouring one party, in a fair evenhanded manner
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#57464 - 27 Jul 07 15:02 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Piss Salon]
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In Olde Worlde Englande there are definitely "fayres" - I know I went to one once .



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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#57472 - 27 Jul 07 15:51 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Are you sure you did not go out with a Fayree
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#57475 - 27 Jul 07 15:57 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Dilli]
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that would explain a few things...
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#57481 - 27 Jul 07 17:51 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
How do you spell "Fairy" correctly?


Faerie

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#57483 - 27 Jul 07 18:57 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Thank you for adding total confusion to this otherwise organized debate.
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#57491 - 28 Jul 07 05:58 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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my pleasure whistle


(what's with your new signature! have you got a selingkuhan?)

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#57492 - 28 Jul 07 06:45 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Me ? Selingkuhan ? Nah never - tell you what though, a few more Gin and Tonics....
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#57614 - 30 Jul 07 13:35 Re: Good reason not to live that long.. [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Hey Capt. M, nice kata mutiara on your profile, makes me giggle everytime
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