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#56990 - 20 Jul 07 07:36 fat wives
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wife#n just smsed, "do you think i'm fat?"

quick! what do i say?! what is the correct answer?!
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#56991 - 20 Jul 07 08:01 Re: fat wives [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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The correct answer is:
No honey, not fat, just a little more plump than you need to be for health purposes.... AND You see honey, God(Allah/MotherNature/Buddha) created us with a certain body type and that does not include being plump. It is actually a sin to be obese, especially if it's due to overeating when there are so many starving people in the world.
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#56993 - 20 Jul 07 08:19 Re: fat wives [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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you sould say ' kamu tidak gemuk sayang, kalau kamu gemuk aku nggak mungkin mau sama kamu. Kamu paling cantik sedunia, aku cinta kamu' then when you come home, just buy her fitness machine.. hehehe
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#56998 - 20 Jul 07 08:56 Re: fat wives [Re: emmajkt]
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ok. this is what i replied: "no, you're not fat. but you could probably lose some weight."

awaiting response ....
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#56999 - 20 Jul 07 09:49 Re: fat wives [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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it's been almost an hour.. are you dead kuk?

if you're not, be sure to have a tester for your meals.

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#57000 - 20 Jul 07 09:55 Re: fat wives [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Quoting: Chocolatea
it's been almost an hour.. are you dead kuk?

no reply yet. the suspense is killing me.

Quote:
if you're not, be sure to have a tester for your meals.

good thinking, 99.
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#57001 - 20 Jul 07 10:13 Re: fat wives [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
ok. this is what i replied: "no, you're not fat. but you could probably lose some weight."

awaiting response ....


ouch, that is baaaaaaaaad answer kuku. If she take the second line
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#57002 - 20 Jul 07 10:45 Re: fat wives [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
ok. this is what i replied: "no, you're not fat. but you could probably lose some weight."

awaiting response ....


Wow, it's almost like an oxymoron.

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#57014 - 20 Jul 07 12:48 Re: fat wives [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
wife#n just smsed, "do you think i'm fat?"

quick! what do i say?! what is the correct answer?!


Just be honest, ku. Say yes.
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#57015 - 20 Jul 07 12:50 Re: fat wives [Re: bonita]
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Quoting: bonita
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
wife#n just smsed, "do you think i'm fat?"

quick! what do i say?! what is the correct answer?!


Just be honest, ku. Say yes.

are you fucking crazy?!
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#57031 - 20 Jul 07 19:58 Re: fat wives [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
wife#n just smsed, "do you think i'm fat?"

quick! what do i say?! what is the correct answer?!


You could say "No, but I'm pleased we live in a barn"

wink
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#57042 - 21 Jul 07 06:58 Re: fat wives [Re: Magpie]
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We have "fat wives" in Up C and P, and "Big Butts" in JC Free for all.

Something is happening in JC... smile
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#57044 - 21 Jul 07 07:13 Re: fat wives [Re: Shesca]
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Tell her that a little weight loss would stop you from burning your ass on the light bulb every time you are shagging her!
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#57052 - 21 Jul 07 09:00 Re: fat wives [Re: Shesca]
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Quoting: Shesca
We have "fat wives" in Up C and P, and "Big Butts" in JC Free for all.

Something is happening in JC... smile


yeah ses, meaty subject is 'topic in JC. No more bashing each other.... a, Not. hehehehe
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#57058 - 21 Jul 07 09:25 Re: fat wives [Re: emmajkt]
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SAY NO BUT YOUR REFLECTION COULD LOOSE SOME WEIGHT
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#57059 - 21 Jul 07 09:56 Re: fat wives [Re: Diyu]
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Or you go graphic with your answer


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#57081 - 22 Jul 07 07:55 Re: fat wives [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Quoting: Chocolatea
it's been almost an hour.. are you dead kuk?

if you're not, be sure to have a tester for your meals.


Should do this religiously for a week, make sure everything is kosher, you don't want to end up in the hospital (especially if you have life insurance worth millions-damn stupid if you do).

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#57100 - 22 Jul 07 17:10 Re: fat wives [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
wife#n just smsed, "do you think i'm fat?"

quick! what do i say?! what is the correct answer?!

Just answer her:
“Many women can’t gain their weight. So, why do you feel on the edge about being a bit fat? Being fat or thin is not a big deal. No matter what you look like, I keep loving you…..”


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#57103 - 22 Jul 07 17:46 Re: fat wives [Re: Sayonara]
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Err.. NOT typical kuku's answer. Trust me... smile
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#57121 - 23 Jul 07 11:54 Re: fat wives [Re: Shesca]
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Wife #n must be pacified huh Ku? - seemed pretty quiet- what magic phrase did you say?



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#57122 - 23 Jul 07 12:09 Re: fat wives [Re: doremi]
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Probably the same one I use - "Shut the fuck up bitch!"
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#57144 - 23 Jul 07 19:58 Re: fat wives [Re: Dilli]
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I like to answer with another question:

Q:Am I fat?

A:Are you blind?
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#57145 - 23 Jul 07 20:00 Re: fat wives [Re: Orang Kanada]
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Quoting: Orang Kanada
I like to answer with another question:

Q:Am I fat?

A:Are you blind?

sounds dangerous, OK.
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#57148 - 23 Jul 07 20:18 Re: fat wives [Re: Sayonara]
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Quoting: Holahop
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
wife#n just smsed, "do you think i'm fat?"

quick! what do i say?! what is the correct answer?!

Just answer her:
“Many women can’t gain their weight. So, why do you feel on the edge about being a bit fat? Being fat or thin is not a big deal. No matter what you look like, I keep loving you…..”



it seemed good answer but sometimes it can be considered "gombal" in any misunderstanding smile
also, although you've said no matter, girls usually want to be looked more beautiful, slimmer etc . but it varies from woman to woman sometimes don't matters much about fat or not but some of them is very sensitive
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#57275 - 25 Jul 07 12:50 Re: fat wives [Re: xiaoluen]
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W: Do you think I am fat?

A: As long as I'm fatter, you're OK, hun.


Edited by bonita (25 Jul 07 12:51)
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