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#56982 - 20 Jul 07 00:28 BIG BUTTS
Clift N. Anthony Offline
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Registered: 27 Jun 06
Posts: 40
Loc: Mama Roma's
so here is one of my songs i let sir-mixing-lots sing with me,,, i am a intanational singing sensation.


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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

Baby got back!


I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thang!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-CLIFTON
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
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#56983 - 20 Jul 07 01:01 Re: BIG BUTTS [Re: Clift N. Anthony]
riccardo Offline
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Registered: 12 Oct 05
Posts: 2195
Loc: Jakarta
Oh, for the love of GOD, he's baaackk! Hide the women and children.
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#56986 - 20 Jul 07 01:14 Re: BIG BUTTS [Re: riccardo]
Clift N. Anthony Offline
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Registered: 27 Jun 06
Posts: 40
Loc: Mama Roma's
at least i has normal taste not like you frootcakes with yuz goats chickens cats and transsexuals and LORD knows what else,
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#56995 - 20 Jul 07 08:38 Re: BIG BUTTS [Re: Clift N. Anthony]
emmajkt Offline
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Registered: 02 Mar 07
Posts: 698
Loc: here, there and everywhere
what's wrong with goats, chicken, cats and transexual? Its a same with your preference to elephant! You like elephants because they have huge butt right? eh?
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#56996 - 20 Jul 07 08:52 Re: BIG BUTTS [Re: Clift N. Anthony]
riccardo Offline
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Registered: 12 Oct 05
Posts: 2195
Loc: Jakarta
I suppose this is the sort of thing Clift is in to...



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#56997 - 20 Jul 07 08:56 Re: BIG BUTTS [Re: riccardo]
riccardo Offline
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Registered: 12 Oct 05
Posts: 2195
Loc: Jakarta
The YouTube link to the Sir-Mix-a-Lot version of the video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybfLRFacF-c
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#57033 - 20 Jul 07 20:31 Re: BIG BUTTS [Re: riccardo]
Capt. Mainwaring Offline
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Registered: 16 Aug 06
Posts: 3225
Loc: here
Clift - I have to ask, have you received a "dirty sanchez" ?
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#57040 - 21 Jul 07 03:01 Re: BIG BUTTS [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Roy's Hair Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 06
Posts: 3974
Loc: jakarta
those Williams broads huh Tony? I'd love a menage a trois wiv dat booty.
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#57041 - 21 Jul 07 03:05 Re: BIG BUTTS [Re: Roy's Hair]
Roy's Hair Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 06
Posts: 3974
Loc: jakarta
Tony Clifton is a fictional character created and often played by comedian Andy Kaufman in the late 1970s. Kaufman saw Clifton as the antithesis of the sweet, gentle "Foreign Man" character he was best known for (which was later adapted into Latka, Kaufman's character on Taxi). Clifton was a staggeringly untalented lounge singer with a nasal, deliberately annoying singing voice. Clifton epitomized the washed-up showbiz casualty, a "star" too lazy to even bother to remember the lyrics to his songs. Clifton would often attempt to improvise comical lyrics that were intentionally unfunny before giving up entirely without seeming to care. Clifton also tended to randomly insult patrons, passing off the abuse as the "comedy" portion of his act. Many people misunderstood Kaufman's intent, focusing on the character's foul language and prima donna antics while failing to appreciate the fact that Clifton was meant to be the comic antithesis of the typical lounge singer, a bland, genial entertainer designed to add a touch of class to a hotel and make guests feel welcome.
For a brief time, it was unclear to some that Clifton was not a real person. News programs interviewed Clifton as Kaufman's opening act, but the interviews invariably would turn ugly whenever Kaufman's name came up. Clifton claimed Kaufman was "using his good name" to get rich. Actually, in many cases, Andy Kaufman played Clifton. Promoters who thought they had caught on to the joke would hire Clifton because he was cheaper than booking Kaufman. However, Kaufman had the last laugh, enlisting his brother Michael or his showbiz partner Bob Zmuda to play the role, with Kaufman making unannounced appearances onstage during Clifton's act.
Clifton was hired to appear on an early episode of ABC's Taxi. However, Clifton appeared for rehearsals late, drunk, and with two prostitutes in tow. Clifton proceeded to disrupt the rehearsal with his antics, leading Judd Hirsch to call his agent and Jeff Conaway to storm out in anger. The decision was made to fire Clifton, but Kaufman insisted it be done publicly, with security guards removing him from the soundstage by force. This incident is depicted in the biographical film Man on the Moon.
Clifton (possibly played by Zmuda) appeared once on Late Night with David Letterman, where he was interviewed and sang a medley with the band. In 1982, Clifton also appeared on The Fabulous Miss Piggy Show as the host's "new discovery", although the other Muppets and host George Hamilton remained skeptical of Clifton's talent.
Rodney Dangerfield was a big fan of Andy Kaufman's, and hired Clifton to open for him for two shows at Bill Graham's famed Fillmore West. After a disastrous first show, where Clifton took the stage with Tony Bennett's famous I Left My Heart in San Francisco and was summarily booed, he reappeared on the second night in riot gear amid a shower of rotten vegetables and other detritus.
Perhaps most infamous is Clifton's appearance on Dinah Shore's daytime talk show Dinah!. Clifton arrived for the taping drunk and then pressured Shore in front of the studio audience to sing a duet with him although he had been previously told that she had a sore throat. Although Shore attempted to avoid the duet on air, politely declining Clifton's request, he persisted, accusing Shore of being unprofessional. Then, during a cooking segment with Shore and Charles Nelson Reilly, Clifton dumped a pan of eggs over Shore's head. This happened live on the air and the show's producers quickly cut to a commercial as Clifton was escorted out of the studio. The tape of the incident was destroyed, although the moments leading up to it can be seen in the documentary Andy Kaufman's Really Big Show.
Kaufman and Zmuda wrote a screenplay for a Tony Clifton biography. However, the project was sidelined after the box office failure of Kaufman's first major motion picture Heartbeeps, in which he co-starred with Bernadette Peters as a robot who falls in love.
Tony Clifton still makes the odd appearance, most notably in the days leading up to May 16, 2004, the twentieth anniversary of Kaufman's death.
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