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#56857 - 18 Jul 07 17:38 Saudis to Ban RI airlines
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: Dilli
That will stop the Haj flights for a while!

... and save the nation billions in foreign exchange!! what a blessing in disguise!! alhamdulillah!


Kuku you say alhamdullilah, you gonna have really good sex tonight!!

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#56861 - 18 Jul 07 18:04 Re: Saudis to Ban RI airlines [Re: emmajkt]
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Quoting: emmajkt
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: Dilli
That will stop the Haj flights for a while!

... and save the nation billions in foreign exchange!! what a blessing in disguise!! alhamdulillah!


Kuku you say alhamdullilah, you gonna have really good sex tonight!!



Doesn't work - just an old wives tale. I only say it now when I have finished.
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#56863 - 18 Jul 07 18:15 Re: Saudis to Ban RI airlines [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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I had top sex last night and Islam really didn't figure in the proceedings at all.
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#56864 - 18 Jul 07 18:16 Re: Saudis to Ban RI airlines [Re: Roy's Hair]
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...and I wore a 'dom which is pretty un-Islamic if you ask me
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#56866 - 18 Jul 07 19:29 Re: Saudis to Ban RI airlines [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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alhamdulillah!


alhamdulillah! – one of the first words I was taught in Indonesia, along with “belum”. Of course my teacher – an oil guy apparently stationed in the old back bar at Top Gun – told me the wrong meanings so that I would be rude to the natives.

Hence, in a taxi:
Pak Supir: Mister dari mana?
Kenyeung: Dari Australie.
Pak Supir: Oh Australie! kanguru! Mick Doohan! dekat Indonesia.
Kenyeung: Ya, betul. Bapak asal dari mana?
Pak Supir: Dari Tegal, di Jawa Tengah. Mister sudah pernah ke Tegal?
Kenyeung: Alhamdulillah belum.

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#56867 - 18 Jul 07 19:59 Re: Saudis to Ban RI airlines [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung

Kenyeung: Alhamdulillah belum.

i'm confused. that seems to me to be the correct response. please explain.
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#56868 - 18 Jul 07 20:13 Re: Saudis to Ban RI airlines [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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The correct response should have been: "Cervical cancer is a malignant cancer of the cervix. It may be present with vaginal bleeding but symptoms may be absent until the cancer is in its advanced stages.”


Edited by kenyeung (18 Jul 07 21:38)
Edit Reason: perfectionism

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#56873 - 18 Jul 07 21:23 Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: kenyeung]
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Seriously, even detikcom has now caught on and today started giving cervical cancer warnings, like "don't fool around with your genitals". But don't worry fellows: "pria bisa terancam kanker penis. Namun kasus ini jarang terjadi." More scarily, the artikel says cervical cancer is the main cause of death among Indonesian women.

Quoting: detikcom
Kondom Tak Mempan, Penis Bisa Picu Kanker Serviks.

Jakarta - Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin. Peringatan ini harus dicamkan kepada kaum pria. Sebab penis bisa menjadi sarang virus HPV, yang menjadi penyebab penyakit kanker mulut rahim (serviks) pada wanita.
"Jika pria berhubungan dengan wanita yang terinfeksi HPV, maka dia menyimpan virus itu di kemaluannya. Jadi bisa dibilang, penis itu biang penularan kanker serviks," kata Dr dr Andrijono SpOG (K) dalam launching buku 'Kanker Serviks' di Hotel Borobudur, Lapangan Banteng Selatan, Jakarta, Rabu (18/7/2007).
Yang lebih mengerikan, imbuhnya, kondom tidak bisa mencegah penularan virus yang menjadi penyebab penyakit pembunuh wanita nomor satu di Indonesia.
"Virus ini menyebar. Jadi tidak hanya di dalam, tetapi juga di luar penis. Dia tahan lama," tambah pria berkacamata itu. Menurut Andrijono, jika berhubungan dengan wanita terinfeksi HPV, pria bisa terancam kanker penis. Namun kasus ini jarang terjadi.
"Memang pria relatif kebal dengan virus ini. Jadi meski berhubungan dengan wanita yang terinfeksi HPV tidak banyak risikonya bagi pria," jelas dokter lulusan UI itu.
Itu sebabnya, tambah dia, vaksin untuk mencegah kanker serviks tidak mempan bagi pria. Vaksin HPV umumnya diberikan pada wanita sebelum dia terinfeksi dan sebelum berhubungan seks.
"Efektivitas vaksin HPV bisa mencegah kanker ini. Jangka waktu proteksinya 8 tahun," lanjut Andrijono.
Sayangnya, vaksin itu cukup mahal. Sekali vaksin, uang yang harus dikeluarkan Rp 1,5 juta. "Padahal ada tiga kali vaksin. Jadi sedikitnya butuh Rp 4,5 juta," tandasnya. (nvt/sss)

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#56879 - 19 Jul 07 00:02 Re: Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: kenyeung

Kenyeung: Alhamdulillah belum.

i'm confused. that seems to me to be the correct response. please explain.


I think the reason why it may be construed as negative is that it translates (loosely) to:
Praise be to Allah, the powerful and mighty and merciful, that I have not yet had the misfortune to go to your little backward shithole of a kampung in jawa.
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#56882 - 19 Jul 07 00:43 Re: Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
Seriously, even detikcom has now caught on and today started giving cervical cancer warnings, like "don't fool around with your genitals". But don't worry fellows: "pria bisa terancam kanker penis. Namun kasus ini jarang terjadi." More scarily, the artikel says cervical cancer is the main cause of death among Indonesian women.

Quoting: detikcom
Kondom Tak Mempan, Penis Bisa Picu Kanker Serviks.




Jakarta - Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin. Peringatan ini harus dicamkan kepada kaum pria. Sebab penis bisa menjadi sarang virus HPV, yang menjadi penyebab penyakit kanker mulut rahim (serviks) pada wanita.
"Jika pria berhubungan dengan wanita yang terinfeksi HPV, maka dia menyimpan virus itu di kemaluannya. Jadi bisa dibilang, penis itu biang penularan kanker serviks," kata Dr dr Andrijono SpOG (K) dalam launching buku 'Kanker Serviks' di Hotel Borobudur, Lapangan Banteng Selatan, Jakarta, Rabu (18/7/2007).
Yang lebih mengerikan, imbuhnya, kondom tidak bisa mencegah penularan virus yang menjadi penyebab penyakit pembunuh wanita nomor satu di Indonesia.
"Virus ini menyebar. Jadi tidak hanya di dalam, tetapi juga di luar penis. Dia tahan lama," tambah pria berkacamata itu. Menurut Andrijono, jika berhubungan dengan wanita terinfeksi HPV, pria bisa terancam kanker penis. Namun kasus ini jarang terjadi.
"Memang pria relatif kebal dengan virus ini. Jadi meski berhubungan dengan wanita yang terinfeksi HPV tidak banyak risikonya bagi pria," jelas dokter lulusan UI itu.
Itu sebabnya, tambah dia, vaksin untuk mencegah kanker serviks tidak mempan bagi pria. Vaksin HPV umumnya diberikan pada wanita sebelum dia terinfeksi dan sebelum berhubungan seks.
"Efektivitas vaksin HPV bisa mencegah kanker ini. Jangka waktu proteksinya 8 tahun," lanjut Andrijono.
Sayangnya, vaksin itu cukup mahal. Sekali vaksin, uang yang harus dikeluarkan Rp 1,5 juta. "Padahal ada tiga kali vaksin. Jadi sedikitnya butuh Rp 4,5 juta," tandasnya. (nvt/sss)


"Worldwide, cervical cancer is the second most common cancer in women, with 470,000 new cases each year and 233,000 deaths. However, when detected early, cervical cancer has an extremely successful cure rate."
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#56906 - 19 Jul 07 07:25 Re: Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Naah..
It's just the work of the pharmaceutical company that produce the vaccine.

Penis is good for women smile
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#56909 - 19 Jul 07 07:28 Re: Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: Shesca]
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So I have heard!


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#56912 - 19 Jul 07 07:31 Re: Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: Dilli]
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hmmm... ru saying the role is reversed?
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#56918 - 19 Jul 07 07:46 Re: Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: Shesca]
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Exactly! Thats what women fantasise about is it not!

No strap on required!
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#56919 - 19 Jul 07 07:53 Re: Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: Dilli]
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Errrr... women FANTASIZE ABOUT?
Dont think it applies in this particular department.
We dont mind men doing cooking
We dont mind men doing laundry and all other housework
We dont mind men getting pregnant
But THIS? Prrrooobbably NOT
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#56925 - 19 Jul 07 08:15 Re: Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: Shesca]
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In response to the feminist shit above!


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#56963 - 19 Jul 07 16:48 Re: Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: Dilli]
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lots of deletions again.
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#56966 - 19 Jul 07 17:23 Re: Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Quoting: Capt. Mainwaring
lots of deletions again.

really?? where?
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#56968 - 19 Jul 07 20:18 Re: Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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I looked and there they were gone -

I wouldn't mind but my Alhamdulillah sebelumnya was quite valid
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#58671 - 13 Aug 07 19:24 Re: Jangan main-main dengan alat kelamin [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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lol i enjoyed the alhamdulilah belum

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