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#56740 - 17 Jul 07 19:28 English, Irish, and Scotsman
Tut Tut Offline

Registered: 14 Dec 06
Posts: 138
Loc: Jakarta
An English, Irish & Scotsman are out playing golf with their wives:
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded..

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20 pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 10 pounds."

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it

"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit."

#56741 - 17 Jul 07 19:59 Re: English, Irish, and Scotsman [Re: Tut Tut]
riccardo Offline

Registered: 12 Oct 05
Posts: 2195
Loc: Jakarta
Hilarious, but what's really indecent is that these wimps stoop to the level of utter disgrace. They are a disgraceful abomination to all of us REAL MEN -- THEY ARE THAT COWED THAT THEY GOTTA TAKE THE WOMENFOLK TO THE GOLF COURSE! Disgraceful!
Just here proffering my pearls to swine, my throat to wolves and my trousers to the flagpole.

#56751 - 17 Jul 07 21:36 Re: English, Irish, and Scotsman [Re: riccardo]
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
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