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#55609 - 05 Jul 07 13:42 Before and after marriage
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He: Yes. At last. It was so long to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?


to know how it is after marriage read it from the bottom to the top.
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#55611 - 05 Jul 07 13:45 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: Lulu]
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She: Yes. At last. It was so long to wait.

He: Do you want me to leave?

She: NO! Don't even think about it.

He: Do you love me?

She: Of course!

He: Have you ever cheated on me?

She: NO! Why are you even asking?

He: Will you kiss me?

She: Yes!

He: Will you hit me?

She: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

He: Can I trust you?


to know how it is after marriage read it from the bottom to the top.
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#56104 - 11 Jul 07 18:20 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Why this was posted twice I have no idea. Maybe to dig up an old post? no that couldn't be it cuz it they were posted on the same day as each other. Strange.

All marriges are not the same however.

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#56105 - 11 Jul 07 18:39 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: Gurumeister]
Gren Offline
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You should read more carefully!

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#56106 - 11 Jul 07 18:42 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: Gurumeister]
bonita Offline
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Guru,

The difference is:

Kuku's starting his post with "she", while lulu's with "he".
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#56110 - 11 Jul 07 20:39 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: bonita]
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No comment other than dont get married
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#56112 - 11 Jul 07 21:13 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: Dilli]
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Hmmmmm....
Oh...
Hahahahaha....
Hmmmm.....
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#56208 - 12 Jul 07 13:21 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
No comment other than dont get married


Only if your partner is cranky, bitchy, whiny and PELIT...

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#56232 - 12 Jul 07 19:13 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: doremi]
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well, what are the differences in you before or after marriage???
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#56241 - 12 Jul 07 20:25 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: bonita]
Dilli Offline
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Dont ask! (I like quick answers)
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#56244 - 13 Jul 07 00:37 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
Dont ask! (I like quick answers)


Take a look at him now, and take a guess what the "before" was like - and don't let him kid you that it is down to Mrs.Dilli - she sounds like a rather nice lady .
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#56246 - 13 Jul 07 06:29 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quoting: Capt. Mainwaring
Quoting: Dilli
Dont ask! (I like quick answers)


Take a look at him now, and take a guess what the "before" was like - and don't let him kid you that it is down to Mrs.Dilli - she sounds like a rather nice lady .

i feel very sorry for mrs dilli sometimes, with what she has to put up with. and i must agree, she's a really nice lady. thoroughly undeserving of such a husband. after all she's done for him.
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#56249 - 13 Jul 07 06:46 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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I believe Dilli was innocent before he got married. NOT.
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#56250 - 13 Jul 07 06:56 Re: Before and after marriage [Re: emmajkt]
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Leave my past life out of it! I was a fucking choir boy I'll have you know!

My innocence was rudely shattered by the offshore existence and sex & drugs & rock & roll!
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#56255 - 13 Jul 07 07:09 After marriage [Re: Dilli]
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

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#56258 - 13 Jul 07 07:21 Re: After marriage [Re: Balibob]
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"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband."

That is so beautiful, Bob......
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#56259 - 13 Jul 07 07:24 Re: After marriage [Re: Shesca]
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hahaha lol ses!! we wish
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#56261 - 13 Jul 07 07:25 Re: After marriage [Re: Balibob]
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After marriage sex gets so boring you have to search the net for porn!


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#56263 - 13 Jul 07 07:26 Re: After marriage [Re: Dilli]
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I dont get the PRIVET part...

For information, a privet is a type of plant normally grown as part of a hedge or garden boundary!


Edited by Dilli (13 Jul 07 08:01)
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#56264 - 13 Jul 07 07:27 Re: After marriage [Re: Dilli]
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oh christ, hope i don't marry a guy like that in my future!!
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#56273 - 13 Jul 07 07:38 Re: After marriage [Re: emmajkt]
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A Happy Marriage is when your wife says to you, "When I want your Opinion, I will give it to U"
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#56277 - 13 Jul 07 07:59 Re: After marriage [Re: Balibob]
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said,
"CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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#56278 - 13 Jul 07 08:04 Re: After marriage [Re: Balibob]
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Very touchy, Bob
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#56279 - 13 Jul 07 08:07 Re: After marriage [Re: Shesca]
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ah..... indo girls are never be that bossy BB
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#56280 - 13 Jul 07 08:16 Re: After marriage [Re: emmajkt]
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of Course we're not.

BB:Now if you can get your lazy ass off the couch and get me a gallon of milk, it'd be wonderful smile
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