~*~Type Of Girls~*~



HARD DISK GIRLS:

she remembers everything, FOREVER



RAM GIRLS:

she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off



WINDOW GIRLS:

everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no
one can live without her.



SCREENSAVER GIRLS:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun



INTERNET GIRLS:

Difficult to access



SERVER GIRLS:

Always busy when you need her.



MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:

She makes horrible thing look beautiful



CD-ROM GIRLS:

She is always faster and faster.



EMAIL GIRLS:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .




VIRUS GIRLS:

Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her,
she comes, installs herself and uses all your
resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose
something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose
everything...
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Life is not to suffer but to enjoy