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#55102 - 30 Jun 07 07:55 Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days?
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Watching the 40nights and 40days film really makes me laugh
there's a guy vow for celibacy for about 40 days
I don't know if that we are the man, if we can make it or not
how do you think ?
can you stand not to have sex/masturbate for that day long ?
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#55103 - 30 Jun 07 07:56 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: xiaoluen]
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#55108 - 30 Jun 07 08:05 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: Dilli]
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Ask Mr Cheney, maybe he can answer this question for you.

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#55112 - 30 Jun 07 08:32 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: Dilli]
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I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up, She said I have to stop wanking.

I said 'Why?'

She said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you'


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#55116 - 30 Jun 07 09:16 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: xiaoluen]
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Quoting: xiaoluen
Watching the 40nights and 40days film really makes me laugh
there's a guy vow for celibacy for about 40 days
I don't know if that we are the man, if we can make it or not
how do you think ?
can you stand not to have sex/masturbate for that day long ?


me as a wome can life without sex but can't life without money jumpall
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#55140 - 30 Jun 07 18:39 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
Ask Mr Cheney, maybe he can answer this question for you.



damn it's naughty you to manipulate the photo
anyway, that's fuckin funny lol
can you make it with a better picture, I mean close to the real that we can't easily know that it was a manipulated one smile
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#55190 - 01 Jul 07 08:20 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: xiaoluen]
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Bit difficult to make it more real when the main object on the picture is a badly drawn MS Paint penis!
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#55196 - 01 Jul 07 09:17 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: Dilli]
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I think you may cut one's penis to resemble it
and too the motion of his hand. it's a bit strange lol
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#55197 - 01 Jul 07 09:25 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: xiaoluen]
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I think you may cut one's penis to resemble it
and too the motion of his hand. it's a bit strange lol

yeah, you're gonna have to start doing a lot better, dilli! lack of attention to detail, that's what it is. and it's not as if you don't have a lot of time on your hands ...
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#55202 - 01 Jul 07 09:42 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: Dilli]
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I think you may cut one's penis to resemble it
and too the motion of his hand. it's a bit strange lol
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#55245 - 01 Jul 07 18:25 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: xiaoluen]
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Quoting: xiaoluen
Watching the 40nights and 40days film really makes me laugh
there's a guy vow for celibacy for about 40 days
I don't know if that we are the man, if we can make it or not
how do you think ?
can you stand not to have sex/masturbate for that day long ?


40 days no sex? nah, that's too cruel for anyone
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#55281 - 02 Jul 07 11:09 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: emmajkt]
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it should be cruel but that guy promise to celibacy for 40 days to relieve his sex-addict
you should watch it
that movie makes me laughing out loud
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#55288 - 02 Jul 07 11:36 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: xiaoluen]
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I did watch it. Its quite an old movie, indeed funny. But its just another 'overdramatised' crap comedy movie with ashton kutcher in it
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#55395 - 03 Jul 07 06:05 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: emmajkt]
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In southern China, a woman will have a happy married life if a white cat watches her while she masturbates.

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#55397 - 03 Jul 07 06:50 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: kenyeung]
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In southern China, a woman will have a happy married life if a white cat watches her while she masturbates.


ken, you sounded obsessed with this cat myth thing, have you sleep yet?
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#55399 - 03 Jul 07 07:06 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: emmajkt]
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He may be pussy whipped!
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#55400 - 03 Jul 07 07:08 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: emmajkt]
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Quoting: emmajkt
Quoting: kenyeung
In southern China, a woman will have a happy married life if a white cat watches her while she masturbates.


ken, you sounded obsessed with this cat myth thing, have you sleep yet?

be fair! he's not the only person around here with a pussy fetish!
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#55404 - 03 Jul 07 07:23 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: emmajkt
Quoting: kenyeung
In southern China, a woman will have a happy married life if a white cat watches her while she masturbates.


ken, you sounded obsessed with this cat myth thing, have you sleep yet?

be fair! he's not the only person around here with a pussy fetish!


haha.. that's cheeky comment Ku!
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#55405 - 03 Jul 07 07:30 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: emmajkt]
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I love cute pussy!

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#55407 - 03 Jul 07 07:35 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: Dilli]
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lol dilli, that's cute!
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#55528 - 04 Jul 07 11:00 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: emmajkt]
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In southern California, a cat will have a happy married life if a white woman watches it while it masturbates.


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#58693 - 14 Aug 07 07:56 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: nudel]
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I remember knocking one off and leaving the offending jizz soaked tissue lying about. Totally forgotten!

Next day a box off tissues had appeared at the spot the discarded kleenex had been left!

I would not have minded except it was at my mums house and I was 40 years old!
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#58694 - 14 Aug 07 08:00 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: Dilli]
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you can still remember that far back??
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#58695 - 14 Aug 07 08:03 Re: Can you stand not to masturbate/ have sex for 40 days? [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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As if it were yesterday, which when compared to your age it is!
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