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#55051 - 29 Jun 07 13:05 ANT/SBY orders investigation into "unscheduled dance"
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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President Yudhoyono orders investigation into "unscheduled dance"

Ambon (Antara News) - President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono has ordered security personnel to investigate an "unscheduled dance" which was allegedly performed by sympatisers of outlawed South Maluku Republic (RMS) on the sidelines of the 14th National Family Day (Harganas) commemoration ceremony here on Friday.

"I want the performers of the dance be investigated," President Yudhoyono said after the dance was performed by some 30 persons.

At 10.30 a.m. after Maluku Governor Karel Albert Ralahalu gave his progress report in the Harganas event at Merdeka square, about 30 people, clad in Maluku traditional costume, came right out of the blue and performed "Cakalele dance" which was not sceduled by the committee.

Startled by such an "illegal activity," the head of state then said that if the dance was conducted with certain purposes, social and moral sanctions should be imposed against the perfomers.

"If the the dancers have certain purposes, there should be a resolute action against them," President Yudhoyono said, adding that he was informed earlier about possible illegal activity outside the agenda of Harganas committee.

After the unexpected activity, Pattimura Military Commander May. Gen Sudarmaidy Suandi, Maluku Police Chief Brig. Gen. Gatot Setiawan, and State Intelligence Agency (BIN) Chief Syamsir Siregar questioned around 15 members of the illegal dancers and found several RMS flags with them.

Earlier on Monday, Governor Ralahalu warned all public elements in Maluku province of not staging rallies or free speech forum during the commemoration of Harganas.

"I ask all public elements to make the commemoration of Harganas which is to be participated in by President Yudhoyono a success because it is a good momentum for the future of Maluku after the three-year social conflict in the province," Governor Ralahalu said on Monday.

Ralahalu pointed out that he had made a coordination with Pattimura Military Commander Maj. Gen. Sudarmaydi Soebandi and Maluku Police Chief Brig. Gen. Guntur Gatot Setyawan to take stern action against those who ever try to stage a rally or free speech forum during the event.

The governor made the warning following a statement made by Maluku chapter of Indonesian National Youth Committee (KNPI) chairman Sam Latuconsina on a separate occasion that to stage a free speech forum was necessary.

"We are going to stage free speech forum and ask President Yudhoyono why the best figures of Maluku have no longer been appointed members of cabinet," Latuconsina said. (*)
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#55053 - 29 Jun 07 13:06 Re: ANT/SBY orders investigation into "unscheduled dance" [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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so, there's been an outbreak of unauthorised dancing in maluku. what's the world coming to?
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#55054 - 29 Jun 07 13:09 Re: ANT/SBY orders investigation into "unscheduled dance" [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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What???? Just when you think you have heard it all the president launches an investigation in to dancing. Lobbing bricks and stopping traffic ... no problem. But don't go dancing in front of the prez
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#55055 - 29 Jun 07 13:22 Re: ANT/SBY orders investigation into "unscheduled dance" [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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"If the the dancers have certain purposes, there should be a resolute action against them," President Yudhoyono said,


Insidious, deviant criminals! How dare they dance with "certain purposes" like keeping alive artistic traditions and entertaining people.

This is very, very, very trippy. Twilight Zone stuff. It's got all the elements of a twisted sci-fi novel. Banana republic, paranoia about insidious dancers with a political agenda, mystic beliefs, local monkey intel agents planting separatist flags on the dancers backstage, outrage by the thug classes back home on jawa etc., etc..
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#55060 - 29 Jun 07 14:05 Re: ANT/SBY orders investigation into "unscheduled dance" [Re: riccardo]
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do you think SBY is concerned the dance was putting some black magic curse on him?
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#55065 - 29 Jun 07 14:43 Re: ANT/SBY orders investigation into "unscheduled dance" [Re: chewwyUK]
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Not quite so frivolous or flippant. The Ambonese were hardly urging Sukarno and Hatta to declare independence in the form of the Republic of Indonesia. Plenty would have liked to remain part of Holland, rather than become part of the Jawa Empire (YAWN). The military has a proud history of murdering proponents of the South Maluku Republic (RMS) and people who raise RMS flags. SBY is military and therefore mightily irked (and likes a chance to act tough, even though he's too weak to kick Kalla and Bakrie in the nuts). This is a president who allowed Tommy Suharto out of jail and who lacks the balls to admit that his military chums were responsible for Munir's murder. In short, he's a cunt. That said, he's much better than most others who would be president.

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#55068 - 29 Jun 07 15:46 Re: ANT/SBY orders investigation into "unscheduled dance" [Re: kenyeung]
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Very incisive Ken. But what happened to all your sexy chit-chat??
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#55074 - 29 Jun 07 20:10 Re: ANT/SBY orders investigation into "unscheduled dance" [Re: Roy's Hair]
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You really shouldn't feed the trolls

Golkar Gobbling and Susilo Sucking: The True Story of Jusuf Kalla
Jusuf Kalla was 65, almost 66, and his age was his second-biggest asset. Kalla wasn't extemely cute, but he had a nicely defined smooth chest and smooth bubble butt, as well as a mousey moustache that could have been from one of those old Disney porn flicks. Kalla wasn't shy, so he didn't have any trouble finding new business and fun. After he became vice president in 2004 and then head of Golkar, Kalla was able to expand his sexual appetite, tempered only by the available time and money after sucking Wiranto's cock and paying off his supporters. Oh yeah, MONEY! Kalla was always in need of money. I guess all Golkar boys are, but Kalla decided he wanted the most money, the most corruption and the most power.

Kalla still had thoughts of the election campaign that he'd conducted with Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, the big military stud who had become president of Indonesia. When behind closed doors, the two politicians often engaged in total decadence and debauchery, sucking each other's dicks and gargling one another's sperm. God knows, Kalla loved SBY, but he had to break away if he was to achieve his dream of becoming president. Sure they were often seen together in public, but it became so difficult to see each other in private, except during Ramadhan and at Aburizal Bakrie's circle-jerk parties.

Kalla was lucky to find a 'gay friendly' Golkar pal in the form of Bakrie. They got along very well. Bakrie was always a bit too curious about Kalla's lifestyle and sexual activities, but they hadn't done anything together until a limited cabinet meeting in early 2005. They had a long frank discussion about sex, jacking off and felching. They became totally comfortable with each other and were not embarrassed to toss off whenever they felt like it, even at Sutiyoso's house. At first, Bakrie was always waiting until after Kalla had gone to the mosque or the crapper to get himself off. Kalla had no such reservations... day or night, he'd whip it out and pound it when he felt the urge. He knew that Bakrie always watched while he stroked. After a while, Bakrie would usually get hot and have to jack off at the same time. Kalla always offered to help him out, but Bakrie would laugh and tell him 'no' ... so they made a joke out of it. Bakrie loved to tease Kalla about wanting his cock and Kalla liked to tell him he was a useless cabinet minister. Actually, Kalla wanted him bad. Bakrie was slightly attractive (to a blind person) and had a nice piece of meat (to a starving person). Kalla was positive that someday they would get it on.

Knowing Kalla's greed for wealth, Bakrie told him about a 'dirty' 5-star hotel near Wiranto's office, where retired generals hung out and he knew some of the soldiers on the street were hustlers and all were pimps. So, Kalla decided that he'd give it a try. He was a lousy prostitute. He enjoyed the sex so much that he felt incredibly guilty stealing any money from them. He only took it when the soldier boys insisted that he take it. When he told Bakrie how much he was making, the minister roared with laughter, saying he could probably embezzle twice as much if he wanted. Kalla felt embarrassed ... to think that the Coordinating Minsiter for People's Welfare could be so low as to bend over backwards to steal money for sexual services performed. So, with renewed energy and a small cock in hand, Kalla was determined to get his ass fucked and embezzle some money.

That's where SBY's anal rape story begins... It all started when Kalla announced that although drug dealers deserve the death penalty, marijuana should be used for cooking. Sensing a challenge to his authority, SBY responded by making an even dumber statement - freedom of expression through peaceful dancing in Ambon must be outlawed and punished. Kalla knew when he was licked and decided to make his move.... [to be discontinued, thank fuck]


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#55084 - 30 Jun 07 05:28 Re: ANT/SBY orders investigation into "unscheduled dance" [Re: kenyeung]
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As I have stated earlier, the finer pieces of Indonesian Journalism are produced far from these murky shores!

I look forward to the discontinued follow up!

PM on this subject will be forthcoming!


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#55218 - 01 Jul 07 12:52 Re: ANT/SBY orders investigation into "unscheduled dance" [Re: Dilli]
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Still waiting on the follow up!
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