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#54732 - 27 Jun 07 02:22 Funny question about Indonesia
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I'm copying tis from someone in german expat forum who copied from Family Feud (but of course tis time only about Indonesia). So if you have time pls give your response smile

Question: Name a slang term used for Indonesian.
Question: Name something you would find in most Indonesian homes.
Question: Name something that might annoy an Indonesian.
Question: Name a common law Indonesianís would never break.
Question: Name a term used to say hello in Indonesia.
Question: Name a place Indonesians go on holiday.
Question: Name a Indonesian government entity you wouldn't want to get a phone call from.
Question: Tell me something specific you should not say when visiting an Indonesian's home.
Question: Name a place an Indonesian would never live.
Question: Name a word that best describes Indonesian spending habits.
Question: Name something you think is difficult about being a Indonesian.
Question: Name something an Indonesian would find in their boy/girlfriend's apartment that would make them break things off.
Question: Name something an Indonesian can do for hours at a time.
Question: Name something an Indonesian would never do in public.
Question: Name an animal that best represents an Indonesian.
Question: Name something you need to live in Indonesia.
Question: Name the best food in Indonesia.
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#54733 - 27 Jun 07 02:37 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: i_beth]
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Question: Name a slang term used for Indonesian. Joko
Question: Name something you would find in most Indonesian homes. sandal jepit
Question: Name something that might annoy an Indonesian. french kiss on public
Question: Name a common law Indonesianís would never break. i couldn't find any
Question: Name a term used to say hello in Indonesia. marii...
Question: Name a place Indonesians go on holiday.singapore
Question: Name a Indonesian government entity you wouldn't want to get a phone call from.citibank, maybe
Question: Tell me something specific you should not say when visiting an Indonesian's home.your daughter is ugly
Question: Name a place an Indonesian would never live.Australia?
Question: Name a word that best describes Indonesian spending habits.a word? how bout yang penting gaya?
Question: Name something you think is difficult about being a Indonesian.indonesian can do everything, no?
Question: Name something an Indonesian would find in their boy/girlfriend's apartment that would make them break things off. someone's undies
Question: Name something an Indonesian can do for hours at a time.chatting
Question: Name something an Indonesian would never do in public. splitting
Question: Name an animal that best represents an Indonesian. hm..cat maybe
Question: Name something you need to live in Indonesia. look
Question: Name the best food in Indonesia. nasi padang
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#54734 - 27 Jun 07 07:21 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: i_beth]
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Question: Name a Indonesian government entity you wouldn't want to get a phone call from.citibank, maybe

????? Government entity ?????

Question: Name something an Indonesian would never do in public. splitting

???????

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#54736 - 27 Jun 07 07:30 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
Question: Name a Indonesian government entity you wouldn't want to get a phone call from.citibank, maybe

????? Government entity ?????

there are some things about indonesia you don't know, granpa ...
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#54738 - 27 Jun 07 07:32 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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I'll fucking Grandpa you!
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#54743 - 27 Jun 07 08:31 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Dilli]
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Now a Bule point of view:


Question: Name a slang term used for Indonesian. Indo's
Question: Name something you would find in most Indonesian homes. Indonesians
Question: Name something that might annoy an Indonesian. Refusing to offer any under the table money
Question: Name a common law Indonesianís would never break. Never refuse a bribe
Question: Name a term used to say hello in Indonesia. Hello Mister. You Hansem .. want to buy me a drink?
Question: Name a place Indonesians go on holiday. Bali
Question: Name a Indonesian government entity you wouldn't want to get a phone call from. All of them!
Question: Tell me something specific you should not say when visiting an Indonesian's home. Does you daughter take it in the mouth?
Question: Name a place an Indonesian would never live. India
Question: Name a word that best describes Indonesian spending habits. If you got it spend it
Question: Name something you think is difficult about being a Indonesian. limited access to pornography
Question: Name something an Indonesian would find in their boy/girlfriend's apartment that would make them break things off. Another man / woman
Question: Name something an Indonesian can do for hours at a time. Nothing .. they can do nothing for hours and hours
Question: Name something an Indonesian would never do in public. admit they were wrong
Question: Name an animal that best represents an Indonesian. ???
Question: Name something you need to live in Indonesia. Money
Question: Name the best food in Indonesia. bacon and egg sandwich from eastern promise
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#54746 - 27 Jun 07 08:53 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: chewwyUK]
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Question: Name a slang term used for Indonesian. indon
Question: Name something you would find in most Indonesian homes. gayung
Question: Name something that might annoy an Indonesian. pissing on sang merah putih
Question: Name a common law Indonesianís would never break. i don't understand the question
Question: Name a term used to say hello in Indonesia. assalamwallaikum
Question: Name a place Indonesians go on holiday. puncak
Question: Name a Indonesian government entity you wouldn't want to get a phone call from. KPK
Question: Tell me something specific you should not say when visiting an Indonesian's home. do you spit, or swallow?
Question: Name a place an Indonesian would never live. glodok
Question: Name a word that best describes Indonesian spending habits. boros
Question: Name something you think is difficult about being a Indonesian. ketegasan
Question: Name something an Indonesian would find in their boy/girlfriend's apartment that would make them break things off. bank transfer slip
Question: Name something an Indonesian can do for hours at a time. watch screen savers
Question: Name something an Indonesian would never do in public. urinate
Question: Name an animal that best represents an Indonesian. monyet
Question: Name something you need to live in Indonesia. WIL power
Question: Name the best food in Indonesia. indomie
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#54758 - 27 Jun 07 12:14 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: i_beth]
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Now the REAL INDONESIAN answer:

Question: Name a slang term used for Indonesian.Orang Indo
Question: Name something you would find in most Indonesian homes. jemuran
Question: Name something that might annoy an Indonesian. being to the point about one's flaw
Question: Name a common law Indonesianís would never break. being late for everything
Question: Name a term used to say hello in Indonesia. Hey, pa kabar
Question: Name a place Indonesians go on holiday. bali
Question: Name a Indonesian government entity you wouldn't want to get a phone call from. police, they are so annoying
Question: Tell me something specific you should not say when visiting an Indonesian's home. im very hungry, can i have something to eat?
Question: Name a place an Indonesian would never live. Mars. Cos no human lives there
Question: Name a word that best describes Indonesian spending habits. extreme, you are either extremelly stingy or extremelly a spender
Question: Name something you think is difficult about being a Indonesian. to be straightforward and honest. Cos you will definitely be in deep shit
Question: Name something an Indonesian would find in their boy/girlfriend's apartment that would make them break things off.
Question: Name something an Indonesian can do for hours at a time. talking on the phone
Question: Name something an Indonesian would never do in public. kissing, it sucks cos i love it smile
Question: Name an animal that best represents an Indonesian. i wanted to put horse, cos they need to be whipped and ordered to do things. But horse represents hardwork. So I guess lazy horse
Question: Name something you need to live in Indonesia. patience
Question: Name the best food in Indonesia. sayur asem and ikan asin, the best food in the WORLD!!!
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#54759 - 27 Jun 07 12:15 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Shesca]
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You missed one!
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#54760 - 27 Jun 07 12:19 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Dilli]
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I did, didnt I.

I actually left it cos I never broke anything off no matter what happens. So it really is a difficult question for me frown
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#54761 - 27 Jun 07 12:24 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Shesca]
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Its not the breaking off, its what you found in the apartment thats important. I have a few suggestions if you would like......
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#54762 - 27 Jun 07 12:32 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Dilli]
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Hmmmmm......

I dont know.....

Another GUY?

That's the worst insult... to turn gay after being with me frown

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#54763 - 27 Jun 07 12:33 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu

Question: Name something an Indonesian would never do in public. urinate


Really? have seen at least twice in indo..


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#54764 - 27 Jun 07 12:34 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Dilli]
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Question: Name something an Indonesian would never do in public. splitting

???????



sorry, wrong typo..i mean spittin eek
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#54765 - 27 Jun 07 12:38 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Quoting: Chocolatea
Quoting: KuKuKaChu

Question: Name something an Indonesian would never do in public. urinate


Really? have seen at least twice in indo..


oh really? only twice?? wink
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#54767 - 27 Jun 07 12:40 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: Chocolatea
Quoting: KuKuKaChu

Question: Name something an Indonesian would never do in public. urinate


Really? have seen at least twice in indo..


oh really? only twice?? wink


men often do it under the tree
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#54768 - 27 Jun 07 12:44 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Dilli]
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It's not only Indonesians, I have seen Bules do that as well


I want my copyright!!!!
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#54769 - 27 Jun 07 12:47 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Dilli]
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It's not only Indonesians, I have seen Bules do that as well


Dildo, you're still as sick as ever!

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#54770 - 27 Jun 07 12:48 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Choc_Cow]
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I dont know if you know Choc. I TOOK THE PIC, and DILLI had SINFULLY added a picture of the person one level lower than God!!!!
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#54771 - 27 Jun 07 12:50 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Choc_Cow]
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I_beth, Spot on!

My first encounter was with a man who did it facing a tree, only that he didn't know there were children playing not far (onthe other side)from that tree..

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#54772 - 27 Jun 07 12:53 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Choc_Cow]
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OK, I'm sorry! I've removed the offending picture.


Is this one any better?


Attachments
2089-Monas.jpg


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#54773 - 27 Jun 07 12:53 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Shesca]
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i see people pissing in public all the time .... but enough about my dreams
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#54774 - 27 Jun 07 12:56 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: chewwyUK]
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you'll see a pissing baby all the time chew.. becareful of dreams. They do come true.

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#54776 - 27 Jun 07 12:58 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Choc_Cow]
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He knows...
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#54778 - 27 Jun 07 13:10 Re: Funny question about Indonesia [Re: Dilli]
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OK, I'm sorry! I've removed the offending picture.


Is this one any better?


Very symbolic..

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