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#5451 - 04 Apr 06 09:01 Nice Xray......
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obviously I am bored, frustrated and have nothing better to do..... so I found this on the net. Anybody wanna sneak in a hospital with me and give this a go?? (Females only may apply!) laugh

http://www.jokefile.co.uk/rude_jokes/pictures/xray.html
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#5452 - 04 Apr 06 09:40 Re: Nice Xray......
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naughty
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#5453 - 04 Apr 06 09:43 Re: Nice Xray......
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hey, isn't that wallet-digga' and her boyfriend from new york?
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#5454 - 04 Apr 06 09:44 Re: Nice Xray......
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Originally posted by Ela_K:
naughty
Your naughty!! what you been up to missus??
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#5455 - 04 Apr 06 09:45 Re: Nice Xray......
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This guy has a big sausage but the rest seems to have shrunk, poor bloke!
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#5456 - 04 Apr 06 09:48 Re: Nice Xray......
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Originally posted by Magpie:
Quote:
Originally posted by Ela_K:
naughty
Your naughty!! what you been up to missus??
:-)
am i naughty...? hmmm... you don't want to know if iam naughty
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#5457 - 04 Apr 06 09:50 Re: Nice Xray......
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Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
hey, isn't that wallet-digga' and her boyfriend from new york?
i think so. oh my god....! eek
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#5458 - 04 Apr 06 09:52 Re: Nice Xray......
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Originally posted by Magpie:
This guy has a big sausage but the rest seems to have shrunk, poor bloke!
is your saussage big like that?
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#5459 - 04 Apr 06 09:52 Re: Nice Xray......
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Quote:
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Originally posted by Magpie:
Quote:
Originally posted by Ela_K:
naughty
Your naughty!! what you been up to missus??
:-)
am i naughty...? hmmm... you don't want to know if iam naughty
I already think you are naughty,but in a good way. Remember your posts are all over JakChat and Expat forum, and I think you like to tease people on the internet, but dont get me wrong, it's funny!
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#5460 - 04 Apr 06 09:53 Re: Nice Xray......
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Originally posted by Magpie:
This guy has a big sausage but the rest seems to have shrunk, poor bloke!
is your saussage big like that?
Yes sweetness, butit's looks what i would call normal. The wife never complains anyway
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#5461 - 04 Apr 06 09:57 Re: Nice Xray......
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actually i am naughty too for real :p
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#5462 - 04 Apr 06 09:58 Re: Nice Xray......
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hey, if one day your wife complaint just put some implants or silicon laugh
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#5463 - 04 Apr 06 09:59 Re: Nice Xray......
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Yep, I think it's part of your charm!

You finally get a look at me?
Don't change, your personality suits you!
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#5464 - 04 Apr 06 10:00 Re: Nice Xray......
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hey, if one day your wife complaint just put some implants or silicon laugh
Dont think she is ever gonna complain, she's too busy playing hide the sausage most of the time, and she wont leave me alone... if she did complain, think I would make a trip to Jakarta to find the naughty rabbit girl!!
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#5465 - 04 Apr 06 10:01 Re: Nice Xray......
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is your real name Erik?
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#5466 - 04 Apr 06 10:02 Re: Nice Xray......
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i was drunk. i was just came back from France. i went out with Robert and his girlfriend.
i thought you are not Erik...
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#5467 - 04 Apr 06 10:02 Re: Nice Xray......
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Nope, check your email sweety, my name is on the emails I have sent you
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#5468 - 04 Apr 06 10:03 Re: Nice Xray......
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Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
hey, isn't that wallet-digga' and her boyfriend from new york?
noooo..that looks nasty! my dude is hairless! he shaved around the sausage! and so hawt! :p
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#5469 - 04 Apr 06 10:04 Re: Nice Xray......
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your girlfriend is sundanese no?
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#5470 - 04 Apr 06 10:04 Re: Nice Xray......
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
hey, isn't that wallet-digga' and her boyfriend from new york?
noooo..that looks nasty! my dude is hairless! he shaved around the sausage! and so hawt! :p [/QUOTE
Morning/afternoon sexy legs, how are you today??
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#5471 - 04 Apr 06 10:06 Re: Nice Xray......
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your girlfriend is sundanese no?
Yep, my wife (Istri) and that's official, is Sundanese. The Queen of Bandung, as I call her, cos she costs me a fortune!!! wink
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#5472 - 04 Apr 06 10:07 Re: Nice Xray......
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WD, if that is not James so who is the guy on the X-ray? Was it KUKU?? :p
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#5473 - 04 Apr 06 10:08 Re: Nice Xray......
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Originally posted by Ela_K:
WD, if that is not James so who is the guy on the X-ray? Was it KUKU?? :p
It was the Jungle Bunny after all, haha, your secret is out. Which hospital do you work at!! wink
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#5474 - 04 Apr 06 10:11 Re: Nice Xray......
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no Erik. it was not me with KUKU, and iam not working at hospital :p

Erik, you stole me from Ryan.. remember?
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#5475 - 04 Apr 06 10:14 Re: Nice Xray......
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Erik, i was drunk... your wife is good friend of me, i know her very well, but how could you stole me from Ryan behind your wife...? :p
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