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#54310 - 22 Jun 07 06:30 "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant"
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here's yet another indonesian cinematic classic coming to a Century 21 near you:


MAAF, SAYA MENGHAMILI ISTRI ANDA
("Sorry, I made your wife pregnant")

Dibyo (Ringgo Agus Rahman), unemployed who really obsessed to become a famous actor. Despite often play roles in some TV series, but only as an extra. He is also unlucky in his love life. However when he meets Mira (Mulan Kwok), their relations even resulted in Mira being pregnant. Mira asks Dibyo’s responsible

Dibyo agrees to marry Mira, but not that simple. Evidently Mira is a married woman but in divorcing process. Mira wants Dibyo to ask her husband, Lamhot for a permit and to sign the divorce letter. But afterwards the other problem emerged when misunderstandings appear among them and making Lamhot force Dibyo to marry Butet (Shanty), Lamhot’s sister. Who will Dibyo get married with? Mira or Butet?

In cinemas June 21, 2007


Genre
DRAMA/COMEDY
Players
RINGGO AGUS RAHMAN, MULAN KWOK, SHANTY, EDDIE KARSITO, M. MIFTAHUR RIZKY
Directed by
MONTY TIWA
Written by
MONTY TIWA
Producer
LEO SUTANTO
Production Company
SINEMART PICTURES
Homepage
http://www.sinemart.com/maafsayamenghamiliistrianda/
Trailer
http://www.sinemart.com/maafsayamenghamiliistrianda/
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#54311 - 22 Jun 07 06:34 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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From "Mengejar Mas-Mas" to "Maaf Saya Menghamili Istri Anda"...?
What an IMPROVEMENT!!!!!!
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#54312 - 22 Jun 07 06:35 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: Shesca]
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I kinda see how they got into this title.

Remember "Honey, I Blew up the Kid?"
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#54313 - 22 Jun 07 06:41 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: Shesca]
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yeah, the title's a bit "kaku" ...
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#54316 - 22 Jun 07 07:12 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Sounds like Keny's kind of show!
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#54319 - 22 Jun 07 07:16 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: Dilli]
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is that a movie? wtf
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#54320 - 22 Jun 07 07:17 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: emmajkt]
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Quoting: emmajkt
is that a movie? wtf

so they say ... people are apparently going to pay real money to see it.
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#54321 - 22 Jun 07 07:22 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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goodness gracious.. that's just really ridicilous, is there anything that indonesian don't wanna copy from american thing? From stupid songs they change into some kind of trance techno 'crap' to this Jerry Springer thing...
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#54323 - 22 Jun 07 07:26 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: emmajkt]
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Jerry Springer is a fun show smile

Did Indonesian really make a similar show?
What is it called?
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#54325 - 22 Jun 07 07:29 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: Shesca]
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isn't that the title of this thread sounds like one of JS episode, ses. Its kind a fucked up show by the way and full of ugly american people in it
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#54327 - 22 Jun 07 07:32 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: emmajkt]
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WHat you talkin about?
I love Jerry Springer....

Especially the episode when they invited KKK members and one of saying racist thing that caused JP to get mad and started punching him.
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#54329 - 22 Jun 07 07:32 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: Shesca]
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Quoting: Shesca
WHat you talkin about?
I love Jerry Springer....

Especially the episode when they invited KKK members and one of em saying racist thing that caused JP to get mad and started punching him.
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#54705 - 26 Jun 07 14:03 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: Shesca]
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You needn't worry about Indonesian film talent when knowing Julia Perez has just offically signed up to a Japanese Bukakke movie...
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#54707 - 26 Jun 07 14:04 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: naga]
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what's Bukakke movie?
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#54711 - 26 Jun 07 14:50 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: emmajkt]
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Quoting: emmajkt
what's Bukakke movie?
on dear. now look what you've done!
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#54712 - 26 Jun 07 14:58 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: emmajkt]
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Quoting: emmajkt
what's Bukakke movie?


Its easier to show you than try to explain!
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#54713 - 26 Jun 07 15:05 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: Dilli]
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emma --- best to investigate on the internet. Either that or you will have dilli and 20 of his closest friends trying to demonstrate for you!
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#54714 - 26 Jun 07 15:08 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: chewwyUK]
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Or perhaps just myself 21 times
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#54715 - 26 Jun 07 15:13 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: Dilli]
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im sure emma doesnt have 365 days to waste Dilli


(* 365 days is the amount of time it probably takes a man of Dilli's years to be able to cum 21 times)
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#54716 - 26 Jun 07 15:47 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: chewwyUK]
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where is Dilli gonna find 21 friends never mind "close friends" ????
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#54720 - 26 Jun 07 17:12 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: Balibob]
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"what's Bukakke movie?"

I could explain it to you a million ways, but i feel this sums it up perfectly.......

Bukkake

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Bukkake (ja: ブッカケ) is a group sex practice that features a woman (or man) being ejaculated on by multiple men or women.[1]

Theories as to the historical origins of bukkake vary, but one theory is that bukkake was popularized in Japan by Japanese adult video companies in the first half of the 1970s. The term Bukkake reached a wider audience in the United States through radio host Howard Stern when he mentioned the website Bukkake.com on his nationally syndicated radio program. Controversy arose regarding the meaning of the word when station managers began censoring its use, inadvertently creating more interest.

Some western pornographers also explore this fetish as the main feature of videos like John Thompson Producer with the series labeled German Goo Girls [2]. The most popular titles made in the occident are Baker's Dozen by Brandon Iron and American Bukkake by JM Productions.[citation needed] Gay bukkake, and lesbian bukkake have surfaced in pornographic movies.[3]

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (打っ掛ける, to dash [water]), and means simply "splash" or "splooge." The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu (ぶつ) and kakeru (掛ける). Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru (ぶったまげる, "completely astonished") or butchigiri (ぶっちぎり, "overwhelming win"). Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour. The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out water (or other liquids) with sufficient momentum to cause splashing or spilling.[4] Indeed, bukkake is used in Japan to describe a type of dish where the toppings are poured on top of noodles, as in bukkake-udon and bukkake-soba.

On pornography websites, it is often claimed that the bukkake practice had its origins in a Japanese custom where adulterous women were ejaculated on and/or urinated on repeatedly in public. While often repeated in porn circles, there are no references that this has any basis in reality.

It is to be assumed that a significant factor in the development of bukkake as a pornographic art form was the mandatory censorship of genitalia (porn mosaic) in Japan. Since the directors could not show penetration they sought new, visually-appealing ways to approach sex acts that would satisfy the audience without violating Japanese law. Semen was not required to be censored, thus creating a loophole for harder sex scenes.

Some have described bukkake as a fetish culture beyond sex. Some authors claim that bukkake is symbolic group rape, and its primary purpose is the humiliation, degradation and objectification of women. [7] It has also been called a "ritualized humiliation of someone who evokes resentment" and an expression of male loss of control due to the reality of increasing gender equality.[4

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#54722 - 26 Jun 07 18:07 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: naga]
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Um, best not to go down this path Naga - the story about Julia Perez signing up to do a bukkake film is fake - invented by Indcoup. Whereas a story on JakChat a few days ago about a goat rapist in Cirbeon was true.

As for the new movie - sorry I screwed your missus - the "comedy" comes from the fact that the "husband" is a tough guy. Reviewers aren't exactly over the moon:

Dibyo menghamili Mira. Mira ternyata istri preman. 'Maaf, Saya Menghamili Istri Anda' mencoba membuat cerita ini jadi lucu. Tapi hasilnya? Tak bisa dimaafkan.

Billboards of the film aren't too popular either:

Dianggap Merusak Moral
Poster Film Terbaru Mulan Kwok Diinjak-injak -- Setelah diprotes orang Batak, film terbaru Mulan, 'Maaf, Saya Menghamili Istri Anda', kembali dikecam. Kali ini karena dianggap merusak moral, poster film Mulan diinjak-injak.

Like when the remake of Charlotte's Web screened in Jakarta a couple of months ago... Blok M Plaza displayed the poster/pic for the movie - then had a bomb threat cos the poster depicted a pig.

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#54727 - 26 Jun 07 20:14 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: Balibob]
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Do you like Bukake? Probably not as much as this guy
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bukkake.php

"I'm a funky spunky junky for your love."

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#54728 - 26 Jun 07 21:25 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: nasigoreng]
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Use condensed milk, much cheaper, has the same effect!

Smell's like shit in the morning if you dont wash it off within 1/2 an hour!

Trust me on this one!
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#54730 - 26 Jun 07 21:37 Re: "Sorry, I made your wife pregnant" [Re: Dilli]
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Use High Temp silicone sealant such as Dow-Corning 4460 - looks like harry monk but can be peeled off after 10 minutes .

Interestingly there was another loophole where the Japs couldn't show pubic hair which was easily accomodated by using a flame thrower or , yes you guessed it - under age girls.

Grass around the goalmouth etc
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