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#5347 - 02 Apr 06 08:50 The Sound of Silence
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Did something happen last night? Was there a huge party and everyone is still dead in bed? Has the Internet gone down? Has Kuku paid his bills? Has PB scored with another coyote job? Is WD geting her field furrowed? Have the monkeys escaped with Ruby, Jokgirl isn't playing anymore? I know Goof has a microbrewed hangover! Laluna is still sitting on a block of ice after her cancelled telephone sex sesion! Ena is still searching for her banger, Maccan Tutul is hiding up a tree, Cherry has gone in search of the panties she dropped last night and have I forgotten anyone?

Time to wake up!
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#5348 - 02 Apr 06 09:07 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Yup, Yup, Yup, am still "sssss..ing" Morning Dilli!
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#5349 - 02 Apr 06 09:19 Re: The Sound of Silence
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i don't know what it is ... JakChat always falls into this weekend void. i have speculated that this is because jakchatters have a life to go to ... either that or they only JakChat when they are goofing off at work ...
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#5350 - 02 Apr 06 09:20 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Hey oildude! its my saturday here, beach time baby!
Hey Kitty babe, woke up arredy? I'm so hungry, but need to workout on my ass at the gym first as Dilli mentioned that my ass is getting wrinkle laugh thats scary ya know!

Okie, must go now..saturday nite! party time smile You all have fun! *smoochez*
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#5351 - 02 Apr 06 09:24 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Both I guess... smile
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#5352 - 02 Apr 06 09:25 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Morning everyone! I think that Kuku is right. Work computers have better access and they can be used to ease the boredom!

Hey WD, when did I say your as was crinkly, last time I licked down there it tasted pretty smooth to me!

Laluna, if you sit on that block of ice any longer you'll get "dishwashers pussy".
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#5353 - 02 Apr 06 09:31 Re: The Sound of Silence
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LOL...okay, okay, i move my flat ass off from it.
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#5354 - 02 Apr 06 09:38 Re: The Sound of Silence
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it's a good day to listen to santana's caravanserai, and avoid today's planned bomb wink
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#5355 - 02 Apr 06 09:50 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Avoiding the bomb, is as always a good suggestion, music of the moment is "My Life in the Bush of the Ghosts" Byrne & Eno.
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#5356 - 02 Apr 06 10:17 Re: The Sound of Silence
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I am still here. I met 4 Taiwanese girls in a bar last night and just got home. smile

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#5357 - 02 Apr 06 10:21 Re: The Sound of Silence
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You mean you just get here... :p
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#5358 - 02 Apr 06 10:49 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Four, greedy bastard, did they ruffle your fur?
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#5359 - 02 Apr 06 10:56 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
I am still here. I met 4 Taiwanese girls in a bar last night and just got home. smile
Hope they're not ugly smile
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#5360 - 02 Apr 06 11:01 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Hey Dilli, do u feel lonely in the crowd of Jkt?
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#5361 - 02 Apr 06 11:09 Re: The Sound of Silence
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I didnt have all four of them!!!

Polar Bears are sex machines, but not that good smile

I just had Sally, the 32 year old working holidaymaker who works in a clothing shop. Cute face, nice hair, but TINY! She is so small she is like a doll.

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#5362 - 02 Apr 06 11:15 Re: The Sound of Silence
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So you split her in two!
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#5363 - 02 Apr 06 11:18 Re: The Sound of Silence
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LOL, remind me of my mom said that when I was little I used to split all the dolls I had smile
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#5364 - 02 Apr 06 11:22 Re: The Sound of Silence
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It was a sleep with me but BJ only night, so no spliting of dolls. she slept curled up on my fur, but had a nightmare and started shouting in Chinese....

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#5365 - 02 Apr 06 11:31 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Never had a Taiwanese BJ, does it go from side to side?
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#5366 - 02 Apr 06 11:33 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
but had a nightmare and started shouting in Chinese....
you mean she woke up, hung over, looked at what she was sleeping next to and screamed, in chinese, OH MY GOD!
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#5367 - 02 Apr 06 11:34 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Translation - what was actually said was warrafukiza
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#5368 - 02 Apr 06 11:37 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
I'm so hungry, but need to workout on my ass at the gym first as Dilli mentioned that my ass is getting wrinkle laugh thats scary ya know!
really? doesn't look wrinkled to me. maybe we need a high resolution photo to undertake some diagnostic assessments.
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#5369 - 02 Apr 06 11:39 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
warrafukiza
Try to figure it out almost for one minute....lol
Too much 'sssss....ing', getting really numb!
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#5370 - 02 Apr 06 11:41 Re: The Sound of Silence
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Followed by" unogoneemewifzafing"
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#5371 - 02 Apr 06 11:49 Re: The Sound of Silence
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LOL!!!!!

Hey, PB you should learn from Dilli, perhaps you could get more than side to side BJ next time.
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