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#5321 - 21 Mar 06 17:15 Dear Mum & Dad
v8dave Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 597
Loc: Jakarta Selatan
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
She had been missing for a few hours. With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.

Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice, especially with all his piercing, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed
said that we will be very happy in his caravan in the forest.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn 50 a scene. I get a 50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and an extra 100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Julie

P.S: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND GETTING BEATEN AT RUGBY BY SCOTLAND, FRANCE and IRELAND!!!
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#5322 - 21 Mar 06 17:36 Re: Dear Mum & Dad
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
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Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
Nice story indeed, but I think don't take it seriously just like your profile smile Welcome Dave, can I call you Dave?
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#5323 - 24 Mar 06 17:35 Re: Dear Mum & Dad
cherry Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 1055
Loc: Indonesia
dear mom and dad..

mom, dad, I miss you..I wanna go home...
I'm so tired mom, dad... eek
I was bored with all of my routine... eek
mom..dad..can you help me frown


miss you
Cherry
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#5324 - 01 Apr 06 13:33 Re: Dear Mum & Dad
v8dave Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 597
Loc: Jakarta Selatan
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Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
Nice story indeed, but I think don't take it seriously just like your profile smile Welcome Dave, can I call you Dave?
You can call me anything you like as long as it's nice smile
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#5325 - 01 Apr 06 17:10 Re: Dear Mum & Dad
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
"V8's, electronics, computer and beautiful woman!!! shocked )"

woman? shouldn't that be plural? or are you one of these deviant monogamists?
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