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#52559 - 28 May 07 21:50 Big Joe's Wedding
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Big Joe, aka Basic Joe, aka English Joe just tied the knot, so I hear.
Rumour has it that there is at least one group that are not too happy about this cheap cunt...
Apparently he promised there would be free piss at the wedding, then it turned out that he would pay 1/2, or something cheeky like that, and in the end each guest at one table only had to pay something like 120000rp each for cheap champagne...

Can anyone verify the rumours?

Is Basic Joe really that much of a cheapskate and a cunt that he couldn't foot the bill for an extra million rups?
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#52561 - 28 May 07 21:56 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: The Great Gonzo]
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He's a tight cunt apparently.
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#52578 - 29 May 07 10:15 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: Piss Salon]
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i woz there. yup. The old bugger couldn't even stump up for his own wedding. It's a bloody disgrace. Opens his wallet, pays the table half and suggests we get the bill.....and it wasn't even half!! We in fact paid more than that. He's tight as a duck's arse. And I'll go you one further...He's as tight as a gnat's chuff.
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#52582 - 29 May 07 11:44 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: Roy's Hair]
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I'm sure Generous Joe is lavishing his savings on the voluptuous bride...lucky girl! I wish her luck.
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#52588 - 29 May 07 12:46 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: xsbir]
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Big joe, who?
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#52608 - 29 May 07 17:24 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: emmajkt]
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Very delicately put xsbir. It's probably best left at that.

Emma? You never answer me. What is your avatar? It looks like either strong weed or maple leaves.
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#52653 - 30 May 07 08:00 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: Piss Salon]
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yes piss, its maple leaves... btw, your avatar kind a creepy...
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#52655 - 30 May 07 08:07 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: emmajkt]
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Quoting: emmajkt
yes piss, its maple leaves... btw, your avatar kind a creepy...

it's suits him. truly.
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#52666 - 30 May 07 10:47 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Off topic but what the heck...got Japanese maple trees on my front yard; leaves turn red orange hues by late fall-beautiful.

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#52695 - 30 May 07 15:30 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: emmajkt]
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Quoting: emmajkt
yes piss, its maple leaves... btw, your avatar kind a creepy...


Do you ever think of my avatar when you are soaping your southern regions in the shower?
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#52697 - 30 May 07 15:42 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: Piss Salon]
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#52759 - 31 May 07 08:29 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: Piss Salon]
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Quoting: Piss Salon
Quoting: emmajkt
yes piss, its maple leaves... btw, your avatar kind a creepy...


Do you ever think of my avatar when you are soaping your southern regions in the shower?


creepy as hell you are...
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#53658 - 11 Jun 07 16:26 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: emmajkt]
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Quoting: emmajkt
yes piss, its maple leaves... btw, your avatar kind a creepy...


But heaps better than looking at the real thing.. !!! laugh
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#53660 - 11 Jun 07 18:20 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: v8dave]
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Quoting: v8dave
Quoting: emmajkt
yes piss, its maple leaves... btw, your avatar kind a creepy...


But heaps better than looking at the real thing.. !!! laugh


yeah, couldn't see anything as yellow is that here, but i've seen it in the states.....
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#53661 - 11 Jun 07 18:47 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: emmajkt]
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Quoting: emmajkt
Quoting: v8dave
Quoting: emmajkt
yes piss, its maple leaves... btw, your avatar kind a creepy...


But heaps better than looking at the real thing.. !!! laugh


yeah, couldn't see anything as yellow is that here, but i've seen it in the states.....


I mean't looking at Piss Salon rather than his avatar.!!! laugh
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#53663 - 11 Jun 07 18:50 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: v8dave]
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Quoting: v8dave
Quoting: emmajkt
Quoting: v8dave
[quote=emmajkt]yes piss, its maple leaves... btw, your avatar kind a creepy...


But heaps better than looking at the real thing.. !!! laugh


yeah, couldn't see anything as yellow is that here, but i've seen it in the states.....


I mean't looking at Piss Salon rather than his avatar.!!! laugh [/quote]

aahh ok... hahahaha, that's a good one. Sorry piss
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#54110 - 19 Jun 07 01:35 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: emmajkt]
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Big fat cunt. Stingy but a great conversationalist. Knows at least two syllables.

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#54125 - 19 Jun 07 08:33 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: william]
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Fair shake of the old salt shaker. Big Joe is a lovely fellow and I'm sorry I missed his wedding. Sure, he took advantage of me when I was passed out on Jaksa one night, but I like to think he did that as a token of affection.

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#54131 - 19 Jun 07 10:38 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: kenyeung]
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Really Ken? Did Big Joe roger you when you were passed out in Pappas? You'll need some trauma counselling
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#54132 - 19 Jun 07 10:44 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: Roy's Hair]
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merely a rim job, from what I hear...
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#54142 - 19 Jun 07 13:11 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: riccardo]
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o fa faan, all he did was set fire to part of my hair while I was passed out - but that was at least 4 years ago. No harm in burning off some foolish drunkard's hair.

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#54174 - 19 Jun 07 19:31 Re: Big Joe's Wedding [Re: kenyeung]
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nobody's burning me off son
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