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#52288 - 25 May 07 19:19 JP looking for journalist
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Jakarta Post seems hard up for journalists ... not that that's news.


PT Bina Media Tenggara, publisher of The Jakarta Post, a leading English-language daily newspaper, is urgently looking for candidates for:

REPORTER

Qualifications:
University graduate
Indonesian Citizen
Computer Skills
Proficient in English, with a minimum TOEFL score of 550
Willing to take a series of tests
Able to submit a writing (200-300 words) in English
Not more than 27 years of age

Please send application, CV, recent photograph and copy of valid ID Card, diploma/certificate, transcript and TOEFL score to:

HRD The Jakarta Post
Jl. Palmerah Selatan No. 15,
Jakarta 10270

Or send via e-mail to: hrd@thejakartapost.com

before June 10th, 2007

Only short-listed candidate will be contacted

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#52291 - 25 May 07 20:06 Re: JP looking for journalist [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Piss Salon Offline
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Registered: 27 Jun 06
Posts: 4039
Loc: Jakpus
I hope they are able to submit a writing

And why can you not be aged above 27? Did they just pluck it out of the air? Were the editors sitting around talking about this 28-year old they had once met, decided they didn't like him or her and come to the conclusion that all 28-year olds must be the same?

And it's fucking annoying that in this day and age you still have to supply a picture of yourself before they will consider you. Primitive. I can just imagine editor Endy Bayuni talking about an application letter with a colleague: "Hey, Riyadi, this girl's got a great CV but I am not sure about her photo. It doesn't look like she would be willing to suck my cock."

Why don't they just come out and tell the fucking truth these people.

REPORTER

Qualifications:
University graduate
Must have brown skin, brown eyes, black hair and like durian
Must be able to type with at least two fingers
Can say 'hello Mr' with confidence
Willing to take a series of one-on-one tests with editor
Must submit a writing sample in English from Internet
Be young, hot and willing to suck editor's and his friend's cocks

Please send application, CV, recent photograph (clothing optional), copy of valid ID Card to prove you do not live on riverback and contribute to Jakarta flooding, diploma/certificate (obtainable from Internet), and a recording of you saying "Hello Mr":

HRD The Jakarta Post
Jl. Palmerah Selatan No. 15,
Jakarta 10270

Or send via e-mail to: hrd@thejakartapost.com

before June 10th, 2007

Only those with sensuous lips will be contacted for further probing
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#52307 - 26 May 07 07:21 Re: JP looking for journalist [Re: Piss Salon]
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You have once again hit that nerve which makes me piss myself laughing Meester Pees.

Please buy yourself a Toblerone and give me the bill...I'll give you the money back!
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#52310 - 26 May 07 07:26 Re: JP looking for journalist [Re: Dilli]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quoting: Dilli
You have once again hit that nerve which makes me piss myself laughing Meester Pees.

i thought he was serious.
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#52315 - 26 May 07 07:44 Re: JP looking for journalist [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Dilli Offline
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Probably was, thats what makes him an interesting character to go drinking with!

Oh, the stories he tell's....
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#52422 - 27 May 07 17:04 Re: JP looking for journalist [Re: Dilli]
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Registered: 27 Jun 06
Posts: 4039
Loc: Jakpus
Some of them are actually true.
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