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#51630 - 16 May 07 17:30 Any other Glesca folk in here other than Dilli???
v8dave Offline
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You are a Glaswegian if:

Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

Ye get four seasons in wan day.

Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

Ye see people wear shell suits with Burberry accessories - pure class.

Ye measure distance in minutes.

Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae swear wurds.

Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.

You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.

Ye urny surpirsed tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.

Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

Ye learnt tae swear afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

Ya actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.

Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these words... how's it hanging, clatty, boggin, cludgie, pished, get it up ye, wee beasties, arse bandit, amurny, away an bile yer heid, peely wally, humphey backit, Ba'heid, baw bag, dubble nuggit.

Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just come oot the freezer and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his rear end aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is the yer Ayrshire bacon?". "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin"
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#51647 - 17 May 07 08:27 Re: Any other Glesca folk in here other than Dilli??? [Re: v8dave]
Dilli Offline
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Ya numptie, isat ye away tae ra Blok tae pull a hingoot?
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#51649 - 17 May 07 08:33 Re: Any other Glesca folk in here other than Dilli??? [Re: Dilli]
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wtf, i thought it was tagalog
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#51651 - 17 May 07 08:56 Re: Any other Glesca folk in here other than Dilli??? [Re: emmajkt]
Dilli Offline
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Naw Emma, Parliamo Glesgie or Weegie Talk

http://www.gla.ac.uk/clubs/ski/weegie.html
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#51671 - 17 May 07 15:30 Re: Any other Glesca folk in here other than Dilli??? [Re: Dilli]
Piss Salon Offline
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Registered: 27 Jun 06
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Loc: Jakpus
Emma, what is that red stuff in your avatar?
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#64468 - 05 Nov 07 10:31 Re: Any other Glesca folk in here other than Dilli??? [Re: Piss Salon]
Dilli Offline
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Glesga Guy and Pizza's.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0TxfwB3BWQ
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#64477 - 05 Nov 07 12:20 Re: Any other Glesca folk in here other than Dilli??? [Re: Dilli]
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
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I thought the xylophone deserved to be placed here!

Feeling Musical...Have a Xylophone

http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

Courtesy of my mate Limmy, Glasgows answer to, em, err Limmy
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