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#5155 - 21 Mar 06 17:04 Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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from unknown source:

Have a history teacher explain this - if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'

Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
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#5156 - 22 Mar 06 09:57 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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This is not right at all. First of all, Lincoln was elected in congress in 1846 but Kennedy was elected in congress in 1947. The Killer John Wilkes Booth, was born in 1838 not 39 and Lee Harvey Oswald was born in 1939. Booth, killer of Lincoln, was not assassinated before the trial, he died after the trial.
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#5157 - 22 Mar 06 10:21 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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Bill clinton got a BJ from a girl called Monica

PB got a hand job from a girl called monica

sinnister......... smile

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#5158 - 22 Mar 06 10:34 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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spooky
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#5159 - 22 Mar 06 11:17 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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HAHA..! look at the Pujangga avatar :-))
gila lu!
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#5160 - 22 Mar 06 11:47 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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huuuu....suddenly I wanna hit PB's Sausage wink
gereget dehhhh....
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#5161 - 22 Mar 06 11:56 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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udah Gigit aja! :-)
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#5162 - 22 Mar 06 12:00 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ela_K:
HAHA..! look at the Pujangga avatar :-))
gila lu!
Busyet! Apaan sih itu? I don't get it confused shocked
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#5163 - 22 Mar 06 12:05 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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itu namanya.. Sausage Naked!
tapi belum di sunat :-))
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#5164 - 22 Mar 06 12:09 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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waduh...kok ya belum disunat seeeh? Mana enak?! Cherry hurry up, circumcise that sausage then you give it to me smile
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#5165 - 22 Mar 06 12:20 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ela_K:
itu namanya.. Sausage Naked!
tapi belum di sunat :-))
Ooooooooooh I see, thanks Ela, hmmmmmm perlu dipanggilkan mantri untuk menyunat PB? But Cherry want to do it first :p
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#5166 - 22 Mar 06 12:28 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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Jangan lupa, bilang pak mantri suruh bikin ukiran di ujungnya kaya patung Bali :-))
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#5167 - 22 Mar 06 12:37 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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Will be appreciated for posting the threads with English.
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#5168 - 22 Mar 06 12:41 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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sorry.. but this is Forum Indonesia's speaking english community?

we were talking about uncircumcise naked saussage
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#5169 - 22 Mar 06 12:44 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ela_K:
sorry.. but this is Forum Indonesia's speaking english community?

we were talking about uncircumcise naked saussage
Forums for Indonesia's English-Speaking community smile
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#5170 - 22 Mar 06 12:48 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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ok Thank's smile
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#5171 - 22 Mar 06 12:49 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ela_K:
sorry.. but this is Forum Indonesia's speaking english community?

we were talking about uncircumcise naked saussage
What make you diffrent about circumcise & non-circumcise? wink
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#5172 - 22 Mar 06 12:53 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ela_K:
Jangan lupa, bilang pak mantri suruh bikin ukiran di ujungnya kaya patung Bali :-))
Hahahaha, betul cool kali ya, and ditepinya dibuat bergerigi kaya Calamari laugh by the way sudah dapat American Grill Bunny girl?
wink
Kumar, I thought you said you want to learn Indonesia words smile But if you confuse with pleasure we'll explain it to you.
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#5173 - 22 Mar 06 12:53 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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the shape and the taste ofcourse...
the circumcise one is more good appearance and the taste is more tasty! :-))
also the circumcise one is healthy, higienyc and trendy :-))
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#5174 - 22 Mar 06 13:01 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
Quote:
Originally posted by Ela_K:
Jangan lupa, bilang pak mantri suruh bikin ukiran di ujungnya kaya patung Bali :-))
Hahahaha, betul cool kali ya, and ditepinya dibuat bergerigi kaya Calamari laugh by the way sudah dapat American Grill Bunny girl?
wink
Kumar, I thought you said you want to learn Indonesia words smile But if you confuse with pleasure we'll explain it to you.
not yet :-(
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#5175 - 22 Mar 06 13:12 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ela_K:
the shape and the taste ofcourse...
the circumcise one is more good appearance and the taste is more tasty! :-))
also the circumcise one is healthy, higienyc and trendy :-))
As regards which gives greater pleasure or taste, it really is a matter of personal taste. Whether covered or clipped wink , you can still enjoy the ride. smile
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#5176 - 22 Mar 06 13:16 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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methinks kumar is of the uncircumcised tribe wink
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#5177 - 22 Mar 06 13:16 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
Lulu Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by kumar:
Quote:
Originally posted by Ela_K:
the shape and the taste ofcourse...
the circumcise one is more good appearance and the taste is more tasty! :-))
also the circumcise one is healthy, higienyc and trendy :-))
As regards which gives greater pleasure or taste, it really is a matter of personal taste. Whether covered or clipped wink , you can still enjoy the ride. smile
No, no, Kumar, it's really different. The ride is feel much nicer and longer time.
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#5178 - 22 Mar 06 13:22 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
methinks kumar is of the uncircumcised tribe wink
From the web source : There are lots of people who belongs to uncircumised tribe groups smile

Prevalence of circumcision worldwide
Estimates of the proportion of males that are circumcised worldwide vary from one sixth[90] to one third[91].

Except for Muslims and Jews, most males are not circumcised in:

Europe, Latin America, China, India, Australia and South-East Asia.

The majority of males are circumcised in the following countries, in most of which the predominant religion is Islam, which endorses circumcision:

Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Cameroon, Chad, Comoros, Djibouti, Egypt, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Gambia, Ghana, Guinea, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Madagascar, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Mauritania, Morocco, Niger, Nigeria, Oman, Pakistan, "Palestine", Qatar, Republic of the Congo, Saudi Arabia, Sierra Leone, Somalia, "Somaliland", Sudan, Syria, Tajikistan, Tunisia, Turkey, "Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus", Turkmenistan, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, "Western Sahara", and Yemen.

In other countries where circumcision predominates it is endorsed by religion and/or by local customs and traditions:

Israel, Philippines, Samoa, South Africa, South Korea, Togo, Tonga, the United States, and Vanuatu
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#5179 - 22 Mar 06 13:25 Re: Lincoln - Kennedy: some oddities
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no one is going near my sausage with a knife....

and Laluna, if you wnat to try an uncut "real" sausage, i can help you......

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