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#4975 - 20 Mar 06 13:41 LOL
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http://thorntree.lonelyplanet.com/messag...id=0&from=1

An Irishman goes into a pub in London with a little man, 6 inches tall, in his shirt pocket. He says to the barman, "I'd like a pint of Guinness for meself and a thimble of Guinness for me friend."
The barman says, "Blimey, what've you got there, Paddy? Is it a little Irish leprechaun?"
Paddy answers, "No, it's an Englishman with the shit kicked out of him."


"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."


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A few years ago, Charlie Brown and the PEANUTS gang made a new friend who developed leukaemia in an animated special entitled, WHY, CHARLIE BROWN, WHY?
Recently, Metropolitan Life Assurance Company has put out a series of instructional pamphlets which feature the PEANUTS gang dealing with such issues as the loss of a loved one, writing a will, and dealing with a permanent disability. Now that Charlie Brown is dealing with important issues, how about some PEANUTS specials for the kids of the '90s?
We could learn about V.D. in, IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN.
Chuck and the Little Red-Headed Girl find out about unwanted pregnancy in, IT'S BLUE, CHARLIE BROWN!
Is Linus gay? Find out in, IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN
Explore the real problems of child abuse in America in, YOU MADE ME DO THAT, CHARLIE BROWN!
See how the PEANUTS gang deals with date rape in, NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!
Discover a father's forbidden love in, IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE BROWN.
Franklin speaks The PEANUTS gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in, IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN!
What goes on in the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego Mr. Clean in, GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN.
Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing Social Security checks and boosting automobiles in GO BLAME SOCIETY, CHARLIE BROWN!
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#4976 - 20 Mar 06 19:45 Re: LOL
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A melange of cut and paste, what part are we meant to respond to?
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#4977 - 20 Mar 06 20:04 Re: LOL
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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hey hanabi, you like hanging around in lonelyplanet? got ichy feet?? hmmm???

where do you live at the moment??
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#4978 - 21 Mar 06 18:58 Re: LOL
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Sorry Forum Members, wrongly posted..Thanks
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#4979 - 21 Mar 06 19:19 Re: LOL
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Originally posted by kumar:
Sorry Forum Members, wrongly posted..Thanks
you know you can delete messages if you make a mistake. just click the "edit post" icon, and then in the editting page click the "delete post" box. that's it; it's gone!
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#4980 - 21 Mar 06 20:18 Re: LOL
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Hmm..Hanabi = Kumar???
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#4981 - 21 Mar 06 20:35 Re: LOL
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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nah, no way. hanabi is hanabi; kumar is kumar ...
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#4982 - 22 Mar 06 09:14 Re: LOL
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
A melange of cut and paste, what part are we meant to respond to?
Hey Dilligaf! I was expecting to open this thread directly, read some more jokes, and have a good laughter. So you can post your own jokes or copy from your grandma's secret recipe books, WHATSOEVER I do not care as long as it can uplift my boring full of work days...!! Got it?? Sorry I'm a bit rough... frown Gotta work, ciao!
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#4983 - 22 Mar 06 09:20 Re: LOL
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Quote:
Originally posted by hanabi:
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
A melange of cut and paste, what part are we meant to respond to?
Hey Dilligaf! I was expecting to open this thread directly, read some more jokes, and have a good laughter. So you can post your own jokes or copy from your grandma's secret recipe books, WHATSOEVER I do not care as long as it can uplift my boring full of work days...!! Got it?? Sorry I'm a bit rough... frown Gotta work, ciao!
Hey Hanabi don't get mad.. stay here and feel free to paste anything that suite you wink Keep up the good spirit and good luck for the work smile
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#4984 - 22 Mar 06 09:27 Re: LOL
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Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
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hey hanabi, you like hanging around in lonelyplanet? got ichy feet?? hmmm???

where do you live at the moment??
Hi Kuku! Yeah, I like the lonely planet's forum, but it's way too much... Don't have time to keep up with the posts, even here in JakChat. I couldn't traveled much due to my limited days off, but I did Vietnam and Cambodia last Dec and Jan. And now I'm residing in Senen, Jakarta, and sometimes taking or showing some friends around, either my old buddies or visitors from the hospitality club, http://www.hospitalityclub.org . laugh
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#4985 - 22 Mar 06 09:30 Re: LOL
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Sound great Hanabi, how can I join?
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#4986 - 22 Mar 06 10:08 Re: LOL
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where do you live at the moment?? [/qb][/QUOTE]
Hi Kuku! Yeah, I like the lonely planet's forum, but it's way too much... Don't have time to keep up with the posts, even here in JakChat. I couldn't traveled much due to my limited days off, but I did Vietnam and Cambodia last Dec and Jan. And now I'm residing in Senen, Jakarta, and sometimes taking or showing some friends around, either my old buddies or visitors from the hospitality club, http://www.hospitalityclub.org . laugh [/QB][/QUOTE]

Hey Hanabi which place you often showed to your friends ? and can i join sometimes when your hospitality club member hang around ? wink
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#4987 - 22 Mar 06 17:03 Re: LOL
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Hanabi I used to liove in senen too!
which part are you in.
Do you like the noise?LOL.
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#4988 - 22 Mar 06 19:25 Re: LOL
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ena:
I used to live in senen too!
Yes I lived in Semen as well.

Still, it was a small apartment and we were five horny students. We used to lie on the beds and splatter the ceiling.....

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#4989 - 22 Mar 06 20:10 Re: LOL
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sound better than a ruko.LOL.
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#4990 - 25 Mar 06 10:17 Re: LOL
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welcome to indonesia.
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#4991 - 25 Mar 06 11:33 Re: LOL
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confused ,is it the party of the dick in the morning:(
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#4992 - 25 Mar 06 22:47 Re: LOL
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Looks like a bunch of orifice workers to me smile

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#4993 - 25 Mar 06 22:51 Re: LOL
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Hi PB, up very late at night, eh? *Smooches*
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#4994 - 25 Mar 06 23:03 Re: LOL
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Hey laluna babe, good morning! kiss..kiss!
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#4995 - 25 Mar 06 23:03 Re: LOL
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Cannot sleep. Some shit in my life right now....

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#4996 - 25 Mar 06 23:04 Re: LOL
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Hey laluna babe, good morning! kiss..kiss!
smile Mwaaaahhhh
Need to go shower now, ready for midnight duty call...lol
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#4997 - 25 Mar 06 23:05 Re: LOL
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PB still awake? go to bed baby..drink a glass of wine..will help you a bit..*smooch* good nite!
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#4998 - 25 Mar 06 23:06 Re: LOL
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Cannot sleep. Some shit in my life right now....
There's always shit in life. Hey, smile...! How about joining me in shower right now? smile
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#4999 - 25 Mar 06 23:08 Re: LOL
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I need a shower. Took the fat korean out for dinner and sex! God she is a big girl. Cute as a button though. smile

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