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#4770 - 15 Mar 06 06:14 "Girls" in the closet
Polar Bear Offline
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I haven’t done the grammatical error checks etc yet (I will when I find time), however I am pretty confident right now that several of the “girls” on this site are not quite what they seem.

I accept that Wallet Digga, Jokgirl and (probably) MT are who they claim.

Some of the other girls:

a) Understand Western humour and sexual innuendo far too well to be Indonesian girls.
b) Construct posts far too well to be thinking in a second language.
c) Don’t displace female behavioural patterns.

So – any girls want to come out of the closet, before I rip the door off?

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#4771 - 15 Mar 06 06:42 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Polar Bear Offline
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My money says you are at least one of the girls......

which raises serious concerns!

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#4772 - 15 Mar 06 06:53 Re: "Girls" in the closet
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There are ways of seeing an IP or MAC address remotely, but it is quite complex.

but it is far eisier to carry out some analysis of the posts to discover what is going on.

Incidentally - i like the Son bit smile

can I borrow the car dad?

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#4773 - 15 Mar 06 07:00 Re: "Girls" in the closet
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how old do you think i am?

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#4774 - 15 Mar 06 07:07 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Polar Bear Offline
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thats 2 coronas i owe you smile

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#4775 - 15 Mar 06 07:10 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Dilli Offline
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In SE Asia, my experience is that if you think you have something sussed, cover your balls, because sure as shit, you're about to get a good genital kicking to prove that you are indeed - wrong. (Again)
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#4776 - 15 Mar 06 07:11 Re: "Girls" in the closet
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Oh yes - girls, Adams Apple inspection at 10 o'clock
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#4777 - 15 Mar 06 07:30 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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Hanabi uses expressions like “Bla Bla Bla” in her profile.

“No, I'm not from Jogja, and yes, 6 years of living in that laidback city is not something to forget. Still have a place to stay there in Puri Gejayan Indah.”

“What's up? My milk shake is not good enough for you?? You can teach me then! ”


Notice the:

And yes,
Laidback city
Stay there in Puri

All these are typical of someone educated in the west in the mid 70s. Probably in England. Probably male.

Hanabi is a man.

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#4778 - 15 Mar 06 07:54 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Polar Bear Offline
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Laluna made a sexual innuendo relating to fly – “keep your fly down” after I mentioned fly fishing and catching my fly in overhead branches. Now how many Indonesian girls would know that the zip opening on a pair of trousers is called a fly front in the West?

Laluna seems to know a lot about mens tailoring for girl.....

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#4779 - 15 Mar 06 08:06 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
I haven’t done the grammatical error checks etc yet (I will when I find time), however I am pretty confident right now that several of the “girls” on this site are not quite what they seem.

I accept that Wallet Digga, Jokgirl and (probably) MT are who they claim.

Some of the other girls:

a) Understand Western humour and sexual innuendo far too well to be Indonesian girls.
b) Construct posts far too well to be thinking in a second language.
c) Don’t displace female behavioural patterns.

So – any girls want to come out of the closet, before I rip the door off?
PB, are you trying to mock my bad english? frown
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#4780 - 15 Mar 06 08:13 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Laluna made a sexual innuendo relating to fly – “keep your fly down” after I mentioned fly fishing and catching my fly in overhead branches. Now how many Indonesian girls would know that the zip opening on a pair of trousers is called a fly front in the West?

Laluna seems to know a lot about mens tailoring for girl.....
PB honey, I lived in america for three years, worked and went schooling for my MBA.
As the "fly" i'm a fashion designer, i do pattern everyday, i have "fly" in my hand almost everyday.....
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#4781 - 15 Mar 06 08:23 Re: "Girls" in the closet
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
My money says you are at least one of the girls......

which raises serious concerns!
How about me PB? Do u think that I am one of those 'girls' too?
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#4782 - 15 Mar 06 08:23 Re: "Girls" in the closet
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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hmmm ... isn't fashion a rather "gay" pursuit? and what's with the "vaginal rejuvenation"? curiouser and curiouser ...
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#4783 - 15 Mar 06 08:30 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
yes, indeed is true, lot's of people working in fashion is gay, but not all of them????!!!!
and what's with "vaginal rejuvenation'???? lot's of women do that to keep their man happy?!

haiyayaya....why i'm answering you kuku? you know my ip address etc etc, you are actually the only know about who is who in the JakChat...
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#4784 - 15 Mar 06 08:35 Re: "Girls" in the closet
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
yes, indeed is true, lot's of people working in fashion is gay, but not all of them????!!!!
and what's with "vaginal rejuvenation'???? lot's of women do that to keep their man happy?!
oh, so it's not a "vaginal construction"; you know, putting a hole where there wasn't one before?

so what exactly is vaginal rejuvenation? details, please!
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#4785 - 15 Mar 06 08:39 Re: "Girls" in the closet
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Registered: 11 Mar 06
Posts: 436
Loc: Here and there...
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Hanabi uses expressions like “Bla Bla Bla” in her profile.

“No, I'm not from Jogja, and yes, 6 years of living in that laidback city is not something to forget. Still have a place to stay there in Puri Gejayan Indah.”

“What's up? My milk shake is not good enough for you?? You can teach me then! ”


Notice the:

And yes,
Laidback city
Stay there in Puri

All these are typical of someone educated in the west in the mid 70s. Probably in England. Probably male.

Hanabi is a man.
Hihihi! Very funny! laugh laugh laugh I liked that. Sounds so spooky.
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#4786 - 15 Mar 06 08:42 Re: "Girls" in the closet
g00f13 Offline
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Registered: 12 Nov 05
Posts: 739
Loc: earth
Wow, finger pointing, wild accusation.

Let me check myself:

Step 1. Goof dude gets up
Step 2. Goof dude opens his pant's button and zip it down
Step 3. Goof dude drops his pant
Step 4. Goof dude looks for his undies. F***! Where the f*** did I leave my undies?
Step 5. oh well! I must've left it behind while I was in a hurry to get out through the window.
Step 6. Goof dude checks his tool. Hmm hmm thank f*** it's still there <praying to the higher being>.

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#4787 - 15 Mar 06 08:44 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
is medical procedure, when you make the vagina tighther or put a woman vagina back to original condition after they give birth to children.

oh i think WD can give better explanation. She's working with the doctors etc
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#4788 - 15 Mar 06 08:45 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
It was a sophisticated joke for someone with 3 years experience living in the USA, and required not only a knowedge of mens tailoring but also an understanding of fly fishing.

Which is exactly why i made the post....

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#4789 - 15 Mar 06 08:49 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by Black Adder:
Let me revise that, you sound like a man with not enough work, let me talk to your boss and I am sure he can find you something to think about
Ah now your the workflow manager as well smile

If you knew anything about management in general, and Project Management in particular, you would know that it is akin to flying a plane. Once it is airborne and on course, very little effort is required...

(Dilli - any comment?)

as for Boss.... i am a contractor. No boss.

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#4790 - 15 Mar 06 08:53 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
It was a sophisticated joke for someone with 3 years experience living in the USA, and required not only a knowedge of mens tailoring but also an understanding of fly fishing.

Which is exactly why i made the post....
Ok then, thank you PB, it's just remind me to thanks God for my fast learn capability, quick adaptation in to different culture, my exquisite brain which can pick up that and this, memorised it easily and actually apply it in daily life.
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#4791 - 15 Mar 06 08:54 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
My money says you are at least one of the girls......

which raises serious concerns!
How about me PB? Do u think that I am one of those 'girls' too?
I have not looked closely, however at this stage I think you are genuine.

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#4792 - 15 Mar 06 08:59 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Ok then, thank you PB, it's just remind me to thanks God for my fast learn capability, quick adaptation in to different culture, my exquisite brain which can pick up that and this, memorised it easily and actually apply it in daily life.
and now laluna, you are deliberately butchering your English to show that you are not a 50 year old guy!!!!

Read your last post and compare it to some of your earlier ones.......

sorry mate, nice try, fail, f##k off smile

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#4793 - 15 Mar 06 09:29 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Lulu Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Ok then, thank you PB, it's just remind me to thanks God for my fast learn capability, quick adaptation in to different culture, my exquisite brain which can pick up that and this, memorised it easily and actually apply it in daily life.
and now laluna, you are deliberately butchering your English to show that you are not a 50 year old guy!!!!

Read your last post and compare it to some of
your earlier ones.......

sorry mate, nice try, fail, f##k off smile

whatever....i don't care whether you think i'm a man. No need to argue with you. It's just show me clearly now, that you are quite arrogant for a Polar Bear. You always think that you are right, you think you can analyze everyone and everythink accurately. Yes, PB you are right....you always right.

BTW, sorry for my bad english and sophisticaed jokes.
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#4794 - 15 Mar 06 09:46 Re: "Girls" in the closet
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Ups sorry...it's not "it's just show me clearly now" but also show to everyone else here, especially ones that already acquainted with me outside this forum, that you are just an arrogant Polar Bear. I think they are laughing so hard now, reading your post about me.
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