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#46643 - 03 Mar 07 21:05 Wanted
doremi Offline
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Just for fun…
Ladies, please don’t take this post to heart, no serious intention or put-down is intended.

Wanted-Domestic Affairs

If you’re female, has strong motivation- work to please, then you’re what I am looking for.
Your first position will be companionship with possibility of moving up to permanent girlfriendhip; the highest echelon of wifeship. Promotion will be based on merits.

I am offering a fun, exciting environment. You will be provided with clothing (TBD), night-outs, dinners, possibility of extra allowances (TBD-to be discussed later).

Qualifications:

1. Must be presentable: slim to normal weight, decent to pretty looking face.
2. Must be able to perform sexual requests at anytime at whatever positions needed.
3. Must be able to carry conversation at dinner parties, degrees not required.
4. Must have the ability to inspire and to make me feel I am the sexiest man alive.

Qualified candidates can apply to JC Forum. I am the equal opportunity man.

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#46644 - 03 Mar 07 21:37 Re: Wanted [Re: doremi]
Dilli Offline
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This is a fake posting!

None off the male members off JakChat are equal opportunity men!

You missed one small detail however...."must swallow"
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#46653 - 03 Mar 07 23:19 Re: Wanted [Re: Dilli]
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thank you very much... not interested. The swallow stuff especially *puke to death*
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#46655 - 03 Mar 07 23:32 Re: Wanted [Re: emmajkt]
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i thought nwgirl was a girl. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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#46656 - 03 Mar 07 23:35 Re: Wanted [Re: Yes]
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She is apparently, but, she may swing!
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#46657 - 03 Mar 07 23:37 Re: Wanted [Re: Dilli]
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I think she is making a response! Time for the hard hat and dive for cover!
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#46658 - 03 Mar 07 23:37 Re: Wanted [Re: Dilli]
doremi Offline
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Quoting: Dilli
This is a fake posting!

None off the male members off JakChat are equal opportunity men!

You missed one small detail however...."must swallow"


Annotated to requirement 2 (must swallow)

Little does she know that she's walking into this hyper sex-psychotic-manic depressive man. asslick

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#46661 - 03 Mar 07 23:39 Re: Wanted [Re: doremi]
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Ah, the analytical mind at work!

You profiled me very effectively!
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#46673 - 04 Mar 07 02:08 Re: Wanted [Re: Dilli]
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I hate when people copy and paste my ads without asking my permission... SmileyCentral.com
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#46677 - 04 Mar 07 02:19 Re: Wanted [Re: Yes]
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Quoting: xolunt
i thought nwgirl was a girl. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


I am doing you a favor Xolunt, screening the applicants.

I will forward all the qualified female applicant.
Do me a favor, make comments/changes on the requirements. I need to have this done soon.

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#46726 - 04 Mar 07 23:50 Re: Wanted [Re: doremi]
Yes Offline
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requirements; nice girl
no bitches
funny
loves sexy buisness
able to entertain herself while im surfing
only gets jelous in cute way not the phycotic way.
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#46728 - 05 Mar 07 00:00 Re: Wanted [Re: Yes]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quoting: xolunt
requirements; nice girl
no bitches
funny
loves sexy buisness
able to entertain herself while im surfing
only gets jelous in cute way not the phycotic way.

you forgot to mention: must swallow.

i guess we tend to take this for granted ...
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#46736 - 05 Mar 07 05:57 Re: Wanted [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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MUST SWALLOW
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#46742 - 05 Mar 07 10:04 Re: Wanted [Re: Yes]
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come on. What about just let it out in the bathroom
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#46746 - 05 Mar 07 12:45 Re: Wanted [Re: doremi]
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Quoting: nwgirl
Qualifications:

1. Must be presentable: slim to normal weight, decent to pretty looking face.

Darn it, not me.
I was about to submit my resume frown


Edited by Shesca (05 Mar 07 12:46)
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#46748 - 05 Mar 07 19:18 Re: Wanted [Re: emmajkt]
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Quoting: emmajkt
come on. What about just let it out in the bathroom


as long as you do it with a smile and tell us how yummy it was
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#46750 - 05 Mar 07 21:58 Re: Wanted [Re: doremi]
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Sorry, i'm out of this topic upyours hehehe...
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#46752 - 05 Mar 07 22:12 Re: Wanted [Re: dolphin]
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For detailed analysis on the underlying core of this subject read:

http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200601/oral-sex
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#46755 - 05 Mar 07 22:44 Re: Wanted [Re: Dilli]
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Nw.., sounds me the girl that you are looking for but sorry i have taken already with my Tall and Handsome bf.
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#46756 - 05 Mar 07 22:44 Re: Wanted [Re: Shesca]
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Quoting: Shesca
Quoting: nwgirl
Qualifications:

1. Must be presentable: slim to normal weight, decent to pretty looking face.

Darn it, not me.
I was about to submit my resume frown


Men, they are so vain...

Here is a direct quote from Kompas this Friday, March 2
"Pria memang suka wanita cantik dan seksi, tapi mereka akan lari jika wanita itu "nggak nyambung" diajak ngobrol." www.kompas.com

(loose translation: Men do like beautiful and sexy women, but the kind that they keep are the women with brain power).

My observation about you Shes (haven't met you personally) from reading your post, you are one smart lady who can keep conversation going. Send your resume, unless the men is soo vain (majority of them are),you wouldn't want them anyway.


Edited by nwgirl (05 Mar 07 23:24)

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#46757 - 05 Mar 07 22:45 Re: Wanted [Re: dolphin]
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Quoting: dolphin
Sorry, i'm out of this topic upyours hehehe...


Topic not for the faint of heart...

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#46763 - 06 Mar 07 00:21 Re: Wanted [Re: doremi]
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uuhh...i'm soooo..over qualified! sorry nw, for turning you down baby!
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#46790 - 06 Mar 07 03:54 Re: Wanted [Re: Dilli]
doremi Offline
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Quoting: Dilli
For detailed analysis on the underlying core of this subject read:

http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200601/oral-sex


Anyone with daughters, keep an eye on them...(better: brainwash them with good values then keep an eye on them).

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#46794 - 06 Mar 07 04:01 Re: Wanted [Re: doremi]
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Loc: Jakarta
Quoting: nwgirl
Quoting: Shesca
Quoting: nwgirl
Qualifications:

1. Must be presentable: slim to normal weight, decent to pretty looking face.

Darn it, not me.
I was about to submit my resume frown


Men, they are so vain...

Here is a direct quote from Kompas this Friday, March 2
"Pria memang suka wanita cantik dan seksi, tapi mereka akan lari jika wanita itu "nggak nyambung" diajak ngobrol." www.kompas.com

(loose translation: Men do like beautiful and sexy women, but the kind that they keep are the women with brain power).

My observation about you Shes (haven't met you personally) from reading your post, you are one smart lady who can keep conversation going. Send your resume, unless the men is soo vain (majority of them are),you wouldn't want them anyway.

Thank God they give us brain smile
Oh well, we can't have it all, can we? smile
Where to for the resume? wink
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