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#4638 - 14 Mar 06 05:16 Sexiest outfit
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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OK girls, new topic.

Tell us what your sexiest outfit is (make it quick before the new laws come in)

Want to know:

Panties (colour/type etc)
Bra (wearing one? PUsh up? etc)
Dress (how short, see through, colour, style etc)
Top (if you wear one)
Shoes (type and colour)

It has to be something you have actually worn.

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#4639 - 14 Mar 06 06:10 Re: Sexiest outfit
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
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Loc: disana-disini
PB, why always girls, we want to know about you guys like to wear! you guys need to be sexy too..!

Heres what I mostly find a guy really sexy in "diesel" jeans...and please NO underwear! (trow away all those grandpa boxers, will you!) damn..! showing that bubble sexy ass is really turns me on! :p along with cowboy boots, and LS t-shirt/shirt.

Oh...his face gotta be unshaven in 2 days! ... That simple but sexy..! wink
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#4640 - 14 Mar 06 06:22 Re: Sexiest outfit
Polar Bear Offline
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today:

Powder blue Polo brand long sleeve shirt

Dark blue Boss tie (small diamond pattern)

dark blue pinstripe suit trousers (no jacket)

black shoes

Last night:

Levi 501s,
white SS T shirt,
brown boots.

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#4641 - 14 Mar 06 07:41 Re: Sexiest outfit
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
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Grey Polo Shirt
Khaki Docker Trousers
Cat Safety Boots (Hey I work in a factory)
Optional Safety Glasses & Hard Hat
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#4642 - 14 Mar 06 07:45 Re: Sexiest outfit
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
white cotton no-brand t-shirt
white cotton no-brand shorts

that's it. total.

oh, except for my rimless, no-brand glasses
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#4643 - 14 Mar 06 09:11 Re: Sexiest outfit
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top: Black AC/DC sleeveless shirt with meat pies stain on it

pant: With beat up jean with a combination of oil stain, dirt stain, paint stain, probably has not been wash for a couple of weeks

footwear: thongs

bra: none

undies: where did I put my undies??

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#4644 - 14 Mar 06 09:49 Re: Sexiest outfit
juminten Offline
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There you go...finally! reavealed the personalities of our HOT JakChat dudes!
Hemmm...all of you guys are "yum yum" and no one mentioned the "underwear" that's HOT! wink
I'd love to DO all of you at once :p
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#4645 - 14 Mar 06 09:56 Re: Sexiest outfit
juminten Offline
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LOL..footwer: thongs!
you mean "sandal jepit"?..you're so funny beli!
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#4646 - 14 Mar 06 10:02 Re: Sexiest outfit
D'ruby Offline
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Hiya WD, what are u wearing today?

I have to wear uniform, top green and black pant frown
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#4647 - 14 Mar 06 10:03 Re: Sexiest outfit
Polar Bear Offline
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I love a girl in uniform.

schoolgirl,
Policewoman
nurse


ooooooohhhhhh

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#4648 - 14 Mar 06 10:04 Re: Sexiest outfit
juminten Offline
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hey there ruby, thats question supossed to be from dudes! smile
btw..green and black? are you a "petugas perhutani"?
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#4649 - 14 Mar 06 10:10 Re: Sexiest outfit
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Yeah, living in the jungle, should wear uniform smile
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#4650 - 14 Mar 06 10:14 Re: Sexiest outfit
Polar Bear Offline
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what is a perhutani?

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#4651 - 14 Mar 06 10:17 Re: Sexiest outfit
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Damn, no nurse or sexy french maid uniform???

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#4652 - 14 Mar 06 10:20 Re: Sexiest outfit
D'ruby Offline
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Goofie, I could wear that tonight...
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#4653 - 14 Mar 06 10:27 Re: Sexiest outfit
juminten Offline
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PB, ruby is a forestry officer! shes HOT! do you have a gun too ruby? please don't shoot monkey ya..! I LOVE monkeys..
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#4654 - 14 Mar 06 10:30 Re: Sexiest outfit
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
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I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five hundred rupiah a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

I like monkeys
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#4655 - 14 Mar 06 10:30 Re: Sexiest outfit
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Registered: 12 Nov 05
Posts: 739
Loc: earth
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Goofie, I could wear that tonight...
Grrrrr...yes please. I'll setup the webcam tonight.

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#4656 - 14 Mar 06 10:41 Re: Sexiest outfit
Macan Tutul Offline
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
WD, how are you baby, I didn't see you for long time, or I just ketinggalan info?
I have one nightmare with monkey, my old sister almost had bite and harm by crazy monkey, he was so wild and maybe had disease too, but fortunately she's safe but a little child be the victim and her skin was torn and lots of bloods out from there (in her arms), and now the monkey has been "locked" in the cage.
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#4657 - 14 Mar 06 10:46 Re: Sexiest outfit
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
LOL..footwer: thongs!
you mean "sandal jepit"?..you're so funny beli!
in the australiasain lexicon, "thongs" are sandal jepit. in the US lexicon thongs are normally worn by booty-assed women to not cover their fannies wink

and of course, the word fanny is contested ...
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#4658 - 14 Mar 06 10:58 Re: Sexiest outfit
Macan Tutul Offline
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
Kuku, I want asking again, by the new regulation on this site, my private message from the past has been gone, can I have them back or it completely gone? Thank you Kuku
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#4659 - 14 Mar 06 11:01 Re: Sexiest outfit
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
PB, ruby is a forestry officer! shes HOT! do you have a gun too ruby? please don't shoot monkey ya..! I LOVE monkeys..
WOW Ruby, i am impressed. that is why you mentioned the jungle.

Wooooooooooo

I wanto to come and visit you. smile

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#4660 - 14 Mar 06 11:20 Re: Sexiest outfit
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by Macan tutul:
Kuku, I want asking again, by the new regulation on this site, my private message from the past has been gone, can I have them back or it completely gone? Thank you Kuku
no, they aren't completely gone, but i'm having difficulties plugging them back in where they belong ... the software is rather unhelpful in this respect, and everything has to be done manually. if i can't resolve the matter soon, i'll re-open the old JakChat address temporarily so that people can retrieve themselves any messages they want to keep.
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#4661 - 14 Mar 06 11:39 Re: Sexiest outfit
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
PB, ruby is a forestry officer! shes HOT! do you have a gun too ruby? please don't shoot monkey ya..! I LOVE monkeys..
WOW Ruby, i am impressed. that is why you mentioned the jungle.

Wooooooooooo

I wanto to come and visit you. smile
Anyone could come to my jungle, I had the gun, sometimes I could just shooting by mistake wink
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#4662 - 14 Mar 06 12:00 Re: Sexiest outfit
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
dont shoot the LWPB (little white polar bear)

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