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#45894 - 23 Feb 07 13:38 The Rat's Revenge
Polisi Tidur Offline
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The latest threat stalking flooded Jakartans. If only those dirty rats would stop wanking all over the pot plants:

Where is the leptospirosis bacteria found?
The leptospirosis bacteria is found in infected wild and domestic animals. In Jakarta the most important carrier is the large rat population.

How is the leptospirosis bacteria transfered to humans?
It transferred by contact with water, damp soil or vegetation contaminated by the urine or semen of the infected animals and through the body from the broken skin and mucous membranes.

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#45895 - 23 Feb 07 13:43 Re: The Rat's Revenge [Re: Polisi Tidur]
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And why are the rats so aroused and degenerate? Maybe the police have the answer, but they need our help to wrest control of the rude music and booze away from the rodents:

As for pornographic records and alcoholic liquids Fanani said the police are expecting reports from anyone who know or see where those items are sold.
'We have checked it on field, they never sell them in the open anymore,' he added.
'We would appreciate reports from the public to help us out..' he was quoted by Antara as saying.


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#45901 - 23 Feb 07 22:14 Re: The Rat's Revenge [Re: Polisi Tidur]
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Quoting: Polisi Tidur
The latest threat stalking flooded Jakartans. If only those dirty rats would stop wanking all over the pot plants:

Where is the leptospirosis bacteria found?
The leptospirosis bacteria is found in infected wild and domestic animals. In Jakarta the most important carrier is the large rat population.

How is the leptospirosis bacteria transfered to humans?
It transferred by contact with water, damp soil or vegetation contaminated by the urine or semen of the infected animals and through the body from the broken skin and mucous membranes.


PT- timely warning especially after the flood we had. For those who are interested in finding out what this bacteria is, check this url(this one from Centers of Desease Control and Prevention)
http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dbmd/diseaseinfo/#L

Symptoms include: fever, muscle ache----flue-like symptoms; untreated will lead to meningitis, quite deadly.


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#45927 - 24 Feb 07 01:29 Re: The Rat's Revenge [Re: doremi]
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It's them open sewers. It's a rats banquet down there...a veritable turd feast
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#45928 - 24 Feb 07 01:29 Re: The Rat's Revenge [Re: doremi]
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It's them open sewers. It's a rat's banquet down there...a veritable turd feast
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#45949 - 24 Feb 07 04:45 Re: The Rat's Revenge [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Tai food
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#45972 - 24 Feb 07 15:51 Re: The Rat's Revenge [Re: Piss Salon]
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I once heard a story about a rat researcher doing study of rats from different neighborhoods in New York City (crazy how Americans spend their tax dollars-another issue). Rats that live in Cuban neighborhood wouldn't like the the taste of Thai food.
What's my point? None, just following PS's thread, gotta to keep the thread alive, unless Mr. Piss meant 'tai food' as human excretions.

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#45979 - 24 Feb 07 23:59 Re: The Rat's Revenge [Re: doremi]
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I think that was the joke NW...
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#45984 - 25 Feb 07 00:47 Re: The Rat's Revenge [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Quoting: Roy's hair
I think that was the joke NW...


You know I've been had by Mr. PS's posts twice I think...(the man has some wierd sense of humor, I mean it in a nice way)

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#45985 - 25 Feb 07 00:48 Re: The Rat's Revenge [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Quoting: Roy's hair
I think that was the joke NW...

d'oh....

you're a bit slow, nwgirl! wink
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#45991 - 25 Feb 07 01:17 Re: The Rat's Revenge [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: Roy's hair
I think that was the joke NW...

d'oh....

you're a bit slow, nwgirl! wink


I claim a 'English is not my native language' defense, your honor. I can get off being 'duh' most times.


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#46033 - 26 Feb 07 00:33 Re: The Rat's Revenge [Re: doremi]
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but it's an Indonesian joke you silly Billy. Tai-land. Darsi dan kursi (Tie and Chair = tai encer)
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#47463 - 14 Mar 07 07:12 Re: The Rat's Revenge [Re: Roy's Hair]
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sounds the subject moving from rat to crap. that'll help my appetite for dinner
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