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#45507 - 19 Feb 07 01:44 Hardship Posting-S Lloyd
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This is funny (to me, hopefully you too)...

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes, I've picked some phrases that I think are funny.

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Stupid man Dum Gai (Chinese)
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat
You are not very bright Yu So Dom
Stay of out sight Lei Lo
Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

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#45509 - 19 Feb 07 02:26 Re: Hardship Posting-S Lloyd [Re: doremi]
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That funny, not too bad lol hahaha...
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#45523 - 19 Feb 07 05:43 Re: Hardship Posting-S Lloyd [Re: dolphin]
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Cream of Some Young Guy. (Say it fast.)
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#45524 - 19 Feb 07 05:46 Re: Hardship Posting-S Lloyd [Re: Piss Salon]
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Waynes World!
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#45543 - 19 Feb 07 14:34 Re: Hardship Posting-S Lloyd [Re: Dilli]
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This from Gus Dur's website.

http://www.gusdur.net/english/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogcategory&id=77&Itemid=64

Gus Dur speaks Chinese
When Gus Dur was hospitalized the other day, he asked one of his nurseís aides the following:

Gus Dur : What do you call a chinese person who's overweight?
Nurse : I donít know, Sir.
Gus Dur : Itís Wei Wan Ton
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#45544 - 19 Feb 07 14:38 Re: Hardship Posting-S Lloyd [Re: Piss Salon]
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Indonesian Politics
In one of regular PKBís board meetings Gus Dur told this joke. Indonesian politics is like a tree full of monkeys. They are all on different limbs at different levels. Some are climbing up. Some are climbing down. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but a bunch of assholes.
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#45554 - 19 Feb 07 23:42 Re: Hardship Posting-S Lloyd [Re: Piss Salon]
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PS, thanks.
GusDus.net--jokes are hilarious (the axis of just as evil, clever).

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