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#4548 - 13 Mar 06 14:01 What tree did you fall from?
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Got this from a friend. So... mine's Hazelnut Tree. What's yours?

Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate.

Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 -Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree

TREES (in alphabetical order)

APPLE TREE (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.

ASH TREE (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.

BEECH TREE (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

BIRCH TREE (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

CEDAR TREE (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

CYRPESS TREE (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

ELM TREE (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humour, practical.

FIG TREE (Sensibility) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

FIR TREE (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends, very reliable.

HAZLENUT TREE (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humour, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

LIME TREE (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.

MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

OAK TREE (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

OLIVE TREE (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

PINE TREE (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, needs affection and reassurance.

POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

WALNUT TREE (Passion) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, sexually oriented, great sense of humour, has artistic talent and great intelligence.

WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.
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#4549 - 13 Mar 06 14:19 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

it's the real me wink
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#4550 - 13 Mar 06 15:10 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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WALNUT TREE (Passion) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, sexually oriented, great sense of humour, has artistic talent and great intelligence.

(But there are no trees on icebergs)

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#4551 - 13 Mar 06 15:19 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
(But there are no trees on icebergs)
Come on! I'm sure you can have some threesomes there :p
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#4552 - 13 Mar 06 15:27 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Trees, not threes smile

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#4553 - 13 Mar 06 15:34 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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FIG TREE (Sensibility) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Im a figging fig tree.
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#4554 - 13 Mar 06 15:43 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Why there is no palm oil trees?
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#4555 - 13 Mar 06 16:37 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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As for me, according to the chart I'm;

CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

However, 3 points (well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, sometimes acts superior) that I still need to learn to be more of. I certainly like to have more well-developed sense of justice and to be more fun to be around with. And more importantly I definitely need to be a lot more humble as a person. Hopefully some here will point me to that direction.

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#4556 - 13 Mar 06 16:49 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Why there is no palm oil trees?
There should be a mistake. I guess the trees have been claimed as Bimoli's only. Or else, it has a bad name for a reason of deforestion wink Have never been to Pekanbaru. How is there Ruby?
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#4557 - 13 Mar 06 16:52 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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I am in the jungle of palm oil trees here, hot and smokes...
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#4558 - 13 Mar 06 16:55 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ena:
FIG TREE (Sensibility) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Im a figging fig tree.
sounds JUST like you Ena! smile

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#4559 - 13 Mar 06 17:10 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Mine:
POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

What???!! laugh Seems like somebody who makes this 'tree' thing can read my mind... Is he/she a mind reader?

Hanabi, I love your Avatar!! wink wink wink
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#4560 - 13 Mar 06 17:19 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Hmmm. My husband was laughing his head off when he see what tree I am. He says minta ampun finally someone can realise !!! Hahahaha

ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
That is his tree.
How good is fig tree for stringing up husband on? Better do to him before he does to me LOL
Actually the worst he will do is not forgive me...easyyyyyyyy LOL
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#4561 - 13 Mar 06 21:02 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Ashamed to say it but according to the chart I am a WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, (fucking right I do) loves family life (except for the married bit) full of hopes and dreams (Ah Claudi Schiffer (Or Ruby) where were you during my last wet dream), attractive (must be a very clever mirror), very empathetic (Yup), loves anything beautiful (go back to hopes and dreams), musically inclined (Yup but crap at it), loves to travel to exotic places (been there - got the T Shirt), restless (Yup), capricious (YUP), honest (only when face to face) , can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured (MMM), sometimes demanding (Only on the kinky sex), good intuition (MMM), suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner( Yet to find the bitch); loves to make others laugh. - Conclusion

This is not me! I think I will go find a better birthday!
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#4562 - 13 Mar 06 21:10 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Dilli, u can switch with mine smile
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#4563 - 13 Mar 06 21:14 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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You are ashamed????
Too bad...because i'm kinda like it. I was hoping that we can live side by side as two weeping willow trees, shaking our leaves to the wind, chattering about pastel color...lol
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#4564 - 13 Mar 06 21:14 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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what is yours ruby?
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#4565 - 13 Mar 06 21:17 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Maple smile

Urs is the same with Dilli?
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#4566 - 13 Mar 06 21:18 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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yes...too bad that he's ashamed with it... frown
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#4567 - 13 Mar 06 21:19 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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In my youth I used to fish under a weeping willow. i cannot see one without again being a young boy in my mind.

(Teaches you to cast well, because your fly catches in the branches if you dont keep it low.)

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#4568 - 13 Mar 06 21:19 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Complicated love life frown
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#4569 - 13 Mar 06 21:22 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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hey, don't be grouchy! look mine: suffers in love!!!
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#4570 - 13 Mar 06 21:22 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Girls - I have this moment negotiated for a new five bedroom with swimming pool & jakuzzi in Pondok Indah, looking for two broad minded pastel shades to share?

Answers to the usual address with photographs and breast size!
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#4571 - 13 Mar 06 21:26 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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Dilli, are u drunk again?
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#4572 - 13 Mar 06 21:27 Re: What tree did you fall from?
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NOPE!
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