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#44317 - 10 Feb 07 02:59 Poem for Valentine
doremi Offline
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I asked my mother who had many lovers
“Mother, who was the best lover?”
Honey dear,
Japanese lover drank sake
Indonesian lover smoke kretek
Bule lover farted
They all slept after sex

My question to you guys:
Why do men fell asleep after sex?

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#44324 - 10 Feb 07 03:20 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: doremi]
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why not, after sex what else is there to do
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#44325 - 10 Feb 07 03:23 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Diyu]
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Whats the difference between a good shag and a good shit?

You do not need to cuddle up to a shit for 1/2 an hour afterwards!
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#44327 - 10 Feb 07 03:27 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: doremi]
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quoting: nwgirl
I asked my mother who had many lovers
“Mother, who was the best lover?”
Honey dear,
Japanese lover drank sake
Indonesian lover smoke kretek
Bule lover farted
They all slept after sex

My question to you guys:
Why do men fell asleep after sex?

TIRED!!! grin
heyy..but depend of a men!
as I read, a men who slept after sex was not really a good men in bed...a good men in bed is a men who caress you after sex and say: "I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE SO GREAT, YOU'RE MORE THAN OK,YOU'RE SO WONDERFUL, and THANK FOR TO NIGHT, HONEY :)"

cheers
jokie
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#44328 - 10 Feb 07 03:30 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Jokie Jokie Girl]
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That rules me out Jokie!
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#44330 - 10 Feb 07 03:40 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Dilli]
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sorry guys after fucking is sleeping
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#44334 - 10 Feb 07 03:50 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: doremi]
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Quoting: nwgirl
I asked my mother who had many lovers
“Mother, who was the best lover?”
Honey dear,
Japanese lover drank sake
Indonesian lover smoke kretek
Bule lover farted
They all slept after sex

My question to you guys:
Why do men fell asleep after sex?


Not only men, nwgirl.
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wo lamhe wo bateein koi na jaane...

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#44335 - 10 Feb 07 03:52 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: KIM]
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Specially for Just who wants to be like Anna Nicole Smith

"Together Again"


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#44336 - 10 Feb 07 03:52 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Dilli]
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Sorry to hear that she passed away.


Edited by bonita (10 Feb 07 09:16)
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wo lamhe wo bateein koi na jaane...

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#44337 - 10 Feb 07 03:57 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Dilli]
doremi Offline
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Quoting: Dilli
Specially for Just who wants to be like Anna Nicole Smith

"Together Again"


Love it! Heavenly Happy (if there's such a thing).

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#44339 - 10 Feb 07 03:59 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: KIM]
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Quoting: KIM
sorry guys after fucking is sleeping


You Sex Maniac! LOL

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#44341 - 10 Feb 07 04:08 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: doremi]
Diyu Offline
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Come on girls, After giving you 28 1/2 seconds of sexual bliss, you expect us men to talk to you as well
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#44343 - 10 Feb 07 04:43 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Diyu]
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28 1/2 seconds? I call that a quickie! Gosh... hate quickies! lol

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#44344 - 10 Feb 07 05:10 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Just]
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Diyu...., are you horny?
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#44346 - 10 Feb 07 05:18 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: doremi]
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Hi nwgirl,
Depends whats time people have sex, in the night, in the morning or during the day wink
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#44352 - 10 Feb 07 05:33 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
Whats the difference between a good shag and a good shit?

You do not need to cuddle up to a shit for 1/2 an hour afterwards!


A good turn out is one of the few true pleasures in life .
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#44353 - 10 Feb 07 05:34 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: jok]
Diyu Offline
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Quoting: Ela_K3000
Diyu...., are you horny?



Always, Ela, Always

Its the nature of the beast
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#44384 - 10 Feb 07 06:27 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Just]
Dilli Offline
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Quoting: Just MYOFB
28 1/2 seconds? I call that a quickie! Gosh... hate quickies! lol


That 28-1/2 seconds includes the post coital cigarette!
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#44385 - 10 Feb 07 06:33 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Dilli]
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You mean "only" the post coital cigarette!

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#44387 - 10 Feb 07 06:36 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Dilli]
doremi Offline
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Quoting: Dilli
Quoting: Just MYOFB
28 1/2 seconds? I call that a quickie! Gosh... hate quickies! lol


That 28-1/2 seconds includes the post coital cigarette!


Gotta have good match, two strike you're out. Super-lightning fast.

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#44389 - 10 Feb 07 06:45 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: doremi]
Dilli Offline
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How do you give a girl an orgasm?

Who cares!
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#44392 - 10 Feb 07 06:47 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Dilli]
doremi Offline
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Quoting: Dilli
How do you give a girl an orgasm?

Who cares!


You care, you asked the question??

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#44393 - 10 Feb 07 06:47 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Dilli]
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Loc: Jakarta
Quoting: Dilli
How do you give a girl an orgasm?

Who cares!


Gila! smile smile

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#44394 - 10 Feb 07 06:48 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: jok]
Dilli Offline
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OK, I would concentrate if it was you Ela!
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#44402 - 10 Feb 07 07:06 Re: Poem for Valentine [Re: Dilli]
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Loc: Jakarta
a serious one.

i don't have a poem to my Valentine, my Tall and Handsome bf. but i have a vow inside my heart that i love him so much. I cannot write my vow here in this forum because i have write it in my heart. I cannot intonation my vow but i can sing it like a song. I cannot whisper it but i can express it from the way i do. Hug and kiss for you Sayang.

p.s.: Do not LoL! smile smile
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