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#42618 - 31 Jan 07 03:05 Definition of sex
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After some interesting discussions on YM and MSN, it appears we all have different definitions of what sex is.

Bill Clinton famously denied that getting a BJ of Monica was sex.

So – how do we define sex?

Is a BJ sex?

What if the guy doesn’t ejaculate? Is it still sex?

What if I go down on a girl and she doesn’t orgasm? Is that counted as not sex?

Is fondling a breast in a bar or taxi sex? (assuming its not your own?)

What if I just slip the sausage in for a second? Sex or not?

So – where does “heavy petting” end, and "shagging" start?

Over to you Dili……

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#42624 - 31 Jan 07 03:12 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Polar Bear]
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I'll have to do some research on that one!

Maybe answer later
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#42628 - 31 Jan 07 03:18 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Dilli]
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Masturbation!!!!
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#42632 - 31 Jan 07 03:19 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Macan Tutul]
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Thats having sex with someone you love MT
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#42638 - 31 Jan 07 03:33 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Dilli]
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Sure Dilli, I'm still virgin, no need the real one to learn (at first) smile
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#42639 - 31 Jan 07 03:34 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Macan Tutul]
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Find me in prison (again) because of my mini skirt


Did they actually introduce that law in the end?????

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#42640 - 31 Jan 07 03:37 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Polar Bear]
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Not yet in Jakarta so far PB, and I hope not, but if I go to the other places near Jakarta like Tangerang example it could be or already have.... wink
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#42641 - 31 Jan 07 03:42 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Macan Tutul]
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Not yet in Jakarta so far PB, and I hope not, but if I go to the other places near Jakarta like Tangerang example it could be or already have.... wink


They will be measuring Dili kilt next. smile

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#42642 - 31 Jan 07 03:44 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Polar Bear]
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I'll be wearing it on Saturday. Burns Supper!
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#42647 - 31 Jan 07 03:48 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Dilli]
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Lol Lol Lol..... both of you guys smile
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#42663 - 31 Jan 07 04:16 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Macan Tutul]
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Definition of sex: a physical relation, if it's good and/or there's a possibility that you or her/him is gonna eventually feel bad about it.

...hehehe... think about it!
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#42671 - 31 Jan 07 04:33 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Orang Kanada]
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Here we go!

Is a BJ sex?

No, its merely a mechanism for lowering ones sperm count which is essential in the prevention of prostate cancer!

What if the guy doesn’t ejaculate? Is it still sex?

No, if the guy does not ejaculate he must be dead! Therefore it cannot be considered as sex. Necrophilia is a completely different subject.

What if I go down on a girl and she doesn’t orgasm? Is that counted as not sex?

Who cares?

Is fondling a breast in a bar or taxi sex? (assuming its not your own?)

No, that is merely providing a free mammogram which is essential in the prevention of breast cancer!

What if I just slip the sausage in for a second? Sex or not?

No, this is what is commonly known as testing the temperature. One would not go swimming if they knew the water was bloody freezing.

So – where does “heavy petting” end, and "shagging" start?

Heavy petting is to do with animals and I believe shagging is a dance. Neither therefore have any relevance to this topic.
I trust that this assists!
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#42672 - 31 Jan 07 04:34 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
I'll be wearing it on Saturday. Burns Supper!


We want photos of those bandy little legs as proof smile

I am going to tell FPK that a bunch of cross dressing perverts are holding black magic nights, worshiping a sheep stomach.

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#42754 - 31 Jan 07 10:17 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli


What if I go down on a girl and she doesn’t orgasm? Is that counted as not sex?

Who cares?



grin That's so.....
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#42769 - 31 Jan 07 11:54 Re: Definition of sex [Re: bonita]
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Quoting: bonita
Quoting: Dilli


What if I go down on a girl and she doesn’t orgasm? Is that counted as not sex?

Who cares?



grin That's so.....


I get my ass kicked if I dont get a couple of big "O"s locked down before Mr Sausage comes out to play frown

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#42798 - 31 Jan 07 14:05 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Polar Bear]
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SEX....THE FIRST LESSON IS FREE

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#42800 - 31 Jan 07 14:31 Re: Definition of sex [Re: abie]
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Do me! Do me!
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#42815 - 31 Jan 07 23:37 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Dilli]
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Dilli, it didn't take you that long to do the research, eh! You must be the expert! Care to give us a tip or two then? wink


Edited by Just (31 Jan 07 23:37)

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#42817 - 31 Jan 07 23:43 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Just]
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I cannot give you a tip, I can however offer the full length!

No shite comments on dimensions please!
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#42822 - 01 Feb 07 00:01 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Dilli]
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You greedy ole bastard! You just wanna shove it all down, don't you? Start with the tip first! That's the best part, you know! grin

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#42854 - 01 Feb 07 01:40 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Just]
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You greedy ole bastard! You just wanna shove it all down, don't you? Start with the tip first! That's the best part, you know! grin


If Dili gets to your nipples first I will never speak to either of you again smile

I booked them months ago.....

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#42860 - 01 Feb 07 01:49 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Polar Bear]
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None of you will get the satisfaction out of those nipples! Goodness gracious me! LOL! You may book someone else now, PeeBee! wink

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#42863 - 01 Feb 07 02:13 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Just]
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None of you will get the satisfaction out of those nipples! Goodness gracious me! LOL! You may book someone else now, PeeBee! wink


Tweek tweek

Twang Twang

nope - its ok, I am just testing them for firmness and consistcy. No need to be alarmed.

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#43036 - 02 Feb 07 00:33 Re: Definition of sex [Re: Polar Bear]
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PB, for me sex its a symbol of humans desire to show they love or like each other blush


Edited by dolphin (02 Feb 07 00:34)
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#43047 - 02 Feb 07 01:14 Re: Definition of sex [Re: dolphin]
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Can you tell the different between having sex, fucking and making love? Hehehe

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